It's the FINAL WEEK of the BFBL season, and it all comes down to this! The Kodiaks take on the Foresters in a 3-game set to determine the division and their playoff hopes. They're gonna need heroics like this @chrishanel.com pinch hit walk off RBI single to make it happen. LIVE: twitch.tv/bryonato

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Let me be the first to congratulate the Seattle Mariners on their 87th win of the season! They sweep the Cheating Houston Astros, who notably cheated their way to the 2017 World Series, over a 3-game series in Houston!!!! Cal also hit home run #58 ☺️

"adult content" 😂 bluesky moderation has fully lost the plot

Let me be the first to congratulate the Seattle Mariners on their 86th win of the season!!! They win the series in Houston with a chance to sweep tomorrow, Cal Raleigh also hit HR #57

Let me be the first to congratulate the Seattle Mariners on their 85th win of the season! The M's hit 4 home runs and take the first of 3 games vs Houston.

For the final Fake Baseball stream of the week, the SGDQ Backyard Baseball Commentary Crew of Spud Cannon and Horse Tootblan will be getting back together! Can't wait to talk BFBL with @lazlotus.bsky.social, especially as the playoff race is reaching it's final form. Live now - twitch.tv/bryonato

Let me be the first to congratulate the Seattle Mariners on their 84th win of the season! They now head to Houston for a 3-game set that will effectively decide the division and potentially their playoff hopes.

Negotiated a substantially smaller rent increase on my upcoming lease agreement with my leasing office and now I don't have to move next month YAAAAAY!!!! Finally a W

We are approaching the final 20-game stretch of the Fake Baseball season, and Cola Johansen only needs 5 more home runs to tie the single season record. This and lots of other great storylines are coming up on today's BFBL broadcast, starting now! twitch.tv/bryonato

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Let me be the first to congratulate the Seattle Mariners on their 83rd win of the season!! Cal Raleigh sets the single season record for home runs by a switch hitter and has tied the Mariners franchise record for home runs in a single season.

The Fake Baseball broadcast today was easily the most dramatic day of the season, including this 12th inning walk off blast by Cola Johansen for her league-leading 23rd home run. I'm so glad to have had @benjaminfrew.bsky.social along for the ride as my guest commentator!! What a wild day omg

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Fake Baseball Week 5 begins today & things are getting intense with only 25 games left to play! Got some fun things planned this week, including two new guest commentators, with my good friend KZ_Frew (@benjaminfrew.bsky.social) joining me later today to help kick off the week :D twitch.tv/bryonato

Let me be the first to congratulate the Seattle Mariners on their 82nd win of the season!!! Cal Raleigh ties Mickey Mantle for the most HR in a single season (54) by a switch hitter ever, the Mariners sweep the Angels at home, claim solo 1st place in the AL West, and have now won 9 (!!) in a row!!!!

Been playing thru Death Stranding for the 1st time! Not a perfect game BUT I love all the tools you're given & the agency you have in creative problem solving. Rebuilding infrastructure is so cool! I spent hours setting up a zipline network last night & it helped me get 1000kg of goods up a mountain

13 years ago today, FTL released on Steam and your support and enthusiasm for the game completely changed my life. It allowed me to quit my day job, focus on music full-time, and afford health insurance for me & my partner. I had wanted to work in games since I was a teenager. Thank you everyone!

Went to ihop drunk at 4am and asked them to make the pancakes Evil. Maybe one of the best escapades I’ve Ever been on LMFAOOOOO

Let me be the first to congratulate the Seattle Mariners on their 81st win of the season. The M's have won 8 in a row and have a chance to sweep the Angels at home tomorrow

Ngl it is so cool to own hats with sports logos on them that *I* designed in a baseball sim. Coach Kodiak in the building 😄

Let me be the first to congratulate the Seattle Mariners on their 80th win of the season!!! The Mariners have won 7 in a row.

I know the saying is "everything worth doing is hard" but god damn I wouldn't mind if it was a little easier sometimes 😮‍💨😭

As a professional VoD watcher, cannot recommend Bry and the BFBL enough - fast paced, great commentary (including guest commentators!), and an insane amount of knowledge and work that went into making it. Check it out

Fake Baseball is only as good as the energy that surrounds it! I would love the opportunity to show y'all why the BFBL and the community around it is awesome today. Consider coming to watch me commentate & get all too emotionally invested in some very serious baseball games :^] twitch.tv/bryonato

you’ll notice democrats have not said ANYTHING about silksong difficulty. havent even weighed in. its like they dont even care. tone deaf

Let me be the first to congratulate the Seattle Mariners on their 79th win of the season!!!! Back-to-back walk-off wins have the M's tied for the division lead :oooo

It's Fake Baseball day! The playoff race is heating up as the 2nd half of the season continues. The stream kicks off with us checking in on the Kodiaks as they continue to try and survive a brutal multi-series roadtrip vs. their longtime rivals in the Carolina Reapers twitch.tv/bryonato

Let me be the first to congratulate the Seattle Mariners on their 78th win of the season!!! Leo Rivas hits a walk of dinger and the M's sweep the Cardinals :)

"Political violence" is a term that exists to suggest a moral distinction between "violence against politicians" and "violence by politicians" - so that one can be condemned while the other can be normalized. Obviously, no such distinction exists in reality: violence is violence.

Let me be the first to congratulate the Seattle Mariners on their 77th win of the season! Sorry for the late duck, I was too busy playing Noita last night and forgor

Let me be the first to congratulate the Seattle Mariners on their 76th win of the season. I like when the Seattle Mariners win baseball games!!! I don't like when they lose.

ICYMI: The Fake Baseball Pro Shop is open! Check out fakebaseball.store to see the initial collection of hats and stickers (+ lots more on the way in the future). - Free shipping on orders over $50 (2 hats + 2 stickers) - Twitch subs get 10% off - You can gift BFBL merch in chat during broadcasts!

The 2nd half of the Fake Baseball season kicks off today in a big way! @adef.bsky.social joins me on the mic today as a guest co-commentator, and there will also be a pretty neat announcement after the first game of the broadcast 👀 Would love to see y'all! twitch.tv/bryonato

Let me be the first to congratulate the Seattle Mariners on their 75th win of the season. They win by a score of 18-2 vs the Braves.

#FlameFatales 2025 starts NOW!!!! We're speedrunning all week to help raise money for Malala Fund 🔥💛🔥💛 gdq.gg

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Let me be the first to congratulate the Seattle Mariners on their 74th win of the season. If it feels like it's been awhile since I posted a duck, that's because yes, it really has been that long.

Fake Baseball returns from the All-Star Break Monday, Sep. 8th at 12pm PST!! We're kicking off the second half of the season with one of the most fierce and storied rivalries in the BFBL AND a very special guest co-commentator: The legendary FAT DRUMSTICK (aka @adef.bsky.social) See you then!

Let's get ready for #AGDQ2026!!!

There is a very cool story behind the brand new 70mm print of Close Encounters of the Third Kind that I got to see tonight. boxd.it/aXUovP

I've been a mariners fan my entire life but I still think to myself from time to time: "surely the mariners will win this time" and you know what they do? They lose. They always lose, especially when it matters most.

This is probably the most fun I've ever had recording a segment for GDQ and Trey killed the edit omg!!!

we asked @bryonato.bsky.social ANYTHING about speedrunning at #PAXWest

I don't think "Tactical Reverse Bullet Hell" is perfect either but the alternative was "thinky shooty". Thanks to @gameinformer.com for hearing me out about Australia Did It, and for listening to me rant about money people mostly failing to invest in a healthier and more experimental industry.

I've been saying "traffic engineers should get a real job" partially in jest for years but like holy shit ACTUALLY though!!! Absolute clown show 🤡 (side note, @nerd4cities.bsky.social has been putting out amazing content like this for years, highly recommend) www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgJ9...

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