i think my life ambitions aren't quite as lofty as they used to be. if my eventual, distant death doesn't initiate a website-wide celebration, i think i can find a little satisfaction that i did some things right

i hope i'm not just a massive goofball to you guys, but also a friend

i think its crazy there are people complaining about ACs heating up the environment when AI Data centers exist

Me when I give my players the wrong information so now I have to invent a totally new questline

Ya ever wanted to watch me play Deltarune chapter 5? Well now you can! twitch.tv/monika_luv

highkey misgendering a non-binary character from any form of media with full awareness is a red flag to me

I'm crying yo how do you cheat and then lose 4-1 😭😭

Mir schwöre dir he op Treu un op Iehr Mir stonn zo dir, FC Kölle Un mir jonn met dir, wenn et sin muss, durch et Füür Halde immer nur zo dir, FC Kölle

takeaway from this world cup: Disband Fifa Never ever let the US host again

I need to start blocking people again

my take on the theory (haven't played chapter 5 yet)

40 years after the Hand of God England finally got their revenge

my fucking god what a game

if you make a video where you talk about someone getting paralysed for life and then follow it up by an ad for an injury lawyer and then your fucking MUSIC PLUG can you please fuck off

Death Odyssey Aftermath kinda reminds me of the SM OST

anyone wanna get high and watch eva with me

beim besten willen wenn ich für enen scheiß tag schon zum Arzt rennen muss und mich für mehrere Stunden in sonnem Wartezimmer setzen muss hol ich mir gleich den gelben für zwei Wochen geh Eier lecken Merz du dummer hund

well dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians

got the kinda eyebags that make people in movies say "you look like hell, detective, go home." and i'd reply with "Not before I catch this bastard"

ja das mit der männer wm war sowieso nur ne große scheiße von anfang an also mit Nagelsmann im gepäck hätte das nie was werden können, egal wie groß die Töne waren.

Bangin' sermon my man

avoiding the ending of shows that i love because i am not ready to cry again

thank you everyone, we raised a massive £833.99 for stonewall housing UK! i'll be fulfilling the incentives we met over the next few weeks, so make sure you're following me on twitch to catch the streams :)

Did this country bestow the curse of Ra on me or wtf

CISNT MARATHON START in a sec www.twitch.tv/eden8

Holdin' the gold, it's gold, it's so golden y'all, Golden Cobra

es is so scheiße heiß scheiß männer

Every time someone steps up and says who they are, the world becomes a better, more interesting place

If I say fuck two more times, that's 46 fucks in this fucked up rhyme

fuck armpit sweat when are we talkikg about titty water

my dream is to be the hottest person in the Panopticon

this year is the year of fomo istg

Hi! Welcome to germany. Here are our weather options: Depression 1 Billion Degree Hellhole Hurensohn

my take on the finale: I got my share of Indie creation made by a person with a fucked up idea and a god complex that changes the entire course of my life like I asked for, so I cannot complain

Spheal x Alolan Vulpix! #spheal #vulpix #pokemon #art

ma next character will be scottish and thats it

when i'm feeling down I look at Carter Hart crying

you know someone has no ball knowledge if they think a game with low scores is boring

Call me a french monarch the way I'm giving them head

call me a puppygirl the way i got that dawg in me arroof

if Carter Hart didn't want to be scored on why was he dressed like that

leave it up to my mother to sour a perfectly good morning mood

un-americafying my language by replacing "y'all" with "you lot"

things to do at 9am: - Listen to Loch Lomond and cry

CAROLINA TAKES IT FUCK VEGAS GOODNIGHT CHAT

KNICKS IN FIVE YOOOOOO

Ölf Mann auf dem Platz, Rasenschach Wir fackeln allet ab, weil Pyrotechnik keen Verbrechen is

Pride Month Quest of the Day: Tell your favourite trans person that you love them

not to sound desperate or anything but I would really love to have someone to hug and stuff again

i need to play another game made by a delusional motherfucker with a god complex and a vision granted by angels in order to change my entire perspective on life