This is cunty side table all over again

*hits u with a stick* r u mad at me? *hits u with a stick* r u mad at me? *hits u with a stick* r u mad at me? *hits u with a stick* r u mad at me? *hits u with a stick* r u mad at me? *hits u with a stick* r u mad at me? *hits u with a stick* r u mad at me? *hits u with a stick* r u mad at me? *hit

earthbound lookin ass

not my mom asking me what i'm doing for my birthday when i barely even know how i'm gonna do dinner today (i didnt)

doing that thing where i roam around the mostly unlit kitchen for 15 minutes, and grab a miniscule amount of various snacks one at a time

left my window open on accident and came home to a freezhing room brrrr

head feels like gravy rn

untap, upkeep, draw

teehee *taps your creature* :3

CW: Sexual assault, sexual harrassment, grooming, abuse While in the community, Shayy has committed reprehensible acts including grooming multiple fans and assaulting their now ex-partner. They are an active danger to the community. Please read docs.google.com/document/d/1...

hey everyone i just wanted to write something about shayy. after seeing the document i decided to write my own experience just to show that shay's behaviour is not new. docs.google.com/document/d/1...

the square hole is literally devs and testers

oh air riders. neat

i need someone to go ice skating with :((

people under 18 saying they're old icks me so much

i always say i'm the funny gal but in reality i'm just really annoying

thinking about it i'm probably the issue

NEW MINUTE BARRIER UNLOCKED!!!✨🔥 its only a week until my subhour anniversary and I'm so glad to get this before then, plus with a run that beats my load adjusted switch 1 pb :)) Time to lock in for the open tourney!

its crazy how people are like "i can't pb :((" despite there being a whole video series on good tutorials that can easily carry you through your development

As a girl with glasses, kissing another girl with glasses sounds awesome until you go for it and get hit with the *clicklick clack ckick click*

verdict after 4.5 hours of z-a: LET ME FUCKING DO WHAT I WANT STOP TALKING TO ME also no spheal :(

Freedom of Speech is words that they will bend

Dark deceptions kills the light

a con man, a pedophile and a convicted felon walk into the bar. The bartender goes: "The usual, Mr. Trump?"

internet pseudopsychology is so funny to be like we just inventing new terms like wtf is septum theory or bird theory or fucking broken bone theory i think y'all are going insane

FINE i caved and bought z-a are you happy now /nbh

every now and again my brain goes "what if i die right now" and doesnt shake it off for the next 4 days so yeag thats how life is

i wrote this laying at the doctor's hooked up to an IV lol

i'm a lot like a fae in that i wanna steal your last name

I think it's pretty funny 90% of the sidequests in Pokemon za will ask you before you battle if you want to, but the cop who's falsely interrogating you just locks you into a fight with no confirmation. Pokemon says acab

...if we look at the title of his themes: Throw It All Away - forsaking his past (perhaps identity) I Am... All Of Me - coming to terms with who he is All Hail Shadow - glamorizing and accepting his true self Therefore, we can conclude that Shadow the Hedgehog might be trans. In this essay, I will

choosing not to claim the negative energy from my brain💅😑✋

"i asked chatgpt" well I asked the tiny frog in the pond and it said you have brain damage

"i asked chatGPT" shuT THE FUCK UPPPP

If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.

everyone needs to grow the fuck up and start playing pretend with toys

if i die turn my posts into a book

"i'm just not political" no you are priviledged. Get it right, sweetheart

hey girl do you do parties? funerals? weddings? as the bride? my bride?

It is crazy to me how a young person can go "yea so 9-5 is actually sucking the life out of me and I feel like I'm gonna die because of it one way or another" and people in comment sections go like "That's life for you better get used to it 😂"

gay c++: cunt << meow << endl;

i really fucking love when the patterns repeat

you know i think the only way to spend my next birthday is by going to a demo room

I wish there was something between a comma and a period. A semi-period if you will

HAPPY HALLOWEEN SQUAD GO FOLLOW MY BESTIE KEYCHAIN HERE NOW!!!

Abbytober Day 30 - Favorite Gifts!! 🎁🎂 #stardewvalley #stardewvalleyfanart

the amount of people that think I am in some way related to Monika DDLC make me want to change my name like dawg

Abbytober Day 29 - Girlkisser Abby! 👭👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 #stardewvalley #fanart

Abbytober Day 28 - Lifeguard Abby! 🛟🤽‍♀️ #stardewvalley #stardewvalleyfanart