Got some big Epstein news for you today. bsky.app/profile/muel...

Mitch McConnell has always been a leader.

Lorenzo Salgado Araujo was murdered by ICE. His three sons called him “El mundo entero” — the whole world. They watched as their whole world died in a video posted on Facebook. Lorenzo was our neighbor and fellow Texan. He deserves justice.

I offer Lindsey Graham the same respect & grace that he's given to the citizens of Gaza for all these years. youtu.be/qqCcpZ_LzXM?...

we have issued an arrest warrant for Diarrhea

Steve Schmidt: "He was a simple man to understand and a tragic one. He lacked a moral core and any sense of right and wrong. The great empty spaces of his life were filled with an insatiable need for “relevance.” He found it as a cast member in the most malignant reality show ever made."

"US Senator Lindsey Graham Drops Dead" by Daniel Murphy (🇮🇪).

Dont get me wrong, I love appetizers, but i think the whole world is even hungrier now for the main course.

Something to Consider😊…. “Unlike McConnell, at least Lindsey Graham has the integrity to admit when he’s dead.”

Today, so far: And, no. It's not exploding butt disease. I tend to drink a LOT of caffeinated beverages in the summer months.

Morning Kitten

Someone once referred to Lindsey Graham as a pilot fish and it's stuck with me. Pilot fish are weak and small so they spend their lives dedicated to sharks. They feed off the chum the shark leaves behind and in return they clean the dead skin and parasites off of their shark-friend.

Just remembering watching Christopher Hitchens on FOX News with my mother right after Jerry Falwell had passed, when he said, "If you gave Falwell an enema he could be buried in a matchbox."

I'm extremely saddened to hear of the passing of visionary American entrepreneur Charles Montgomery Burns. Brave survivor of a 90s assassination attempt, his business acumen crated hundreds of jobs in Springfield & regenerated the town. His passion and humour made him excellent in everything he did.

Cardiovascular events, most notably sudden arrhythmic cardiac death and alcoholic cardiomyopathy, are the leading causes of sudden, unexpected death in individuals with chronic alcohol use disorder ... just saying

I know they say if you don't have anything nice to say don't say anything. However, we're talking about two men, who even before Trump, enabled Homophobia, Transphobia, and Racism. Then amplified it under Trump. I see it as I won't stay silent about two terrible men who did terrible things.

remember, be careful what you post on a day like this. If you do it right, you can get illegally fired for being disrespectful to Lindsay Graham and then win a massive lawsuit about 10 months from now and retire with 2 million in your pocket

TMZ has video of the EMTs putting Lindsey Graham in the ambulance. They are actively working on him. Video of the EMTs putting McConnell in the ambulance show them doing nothing and moving fairly slowly.

Conor McGregor lost his UFC fight in one round. He had his ass thoroughly beat. This is karma. McGregor violently raped a woman. She needed surgery to remove a tampon and repair the damage. His career should have been over. He should be behind bars. Little bit of consolation.

REMEMBER: If you want to be spoken of fondly in death, don't gargle a dictator's balls.

I choose to remember him how he lived — clutching a pink wand at Disney World during a government shutdown.

Conor McGregor blew his knee out in less than a min and Lindsay Graham suddenly passed away. The world is slowly healing

This statement alone is cause to remove the POTUS. The President swears to uphold our Constitution. An honest & strong Congress would have removed him when he said “l don’t know”.

Conor McGregor has become one of those people where admiration for him tells me more about you than it does about him.

Don’t lie. This was your first thought too, right?

The universe keeps hitting the wrong target but it's getting closer.

Michael Fanone's take on Lindsey Graham is one of the most powerful I've read:

This age of monsters is coming to its natural end. Let’s replace it with something better.

Lindsey Graham was a simple, tragic man to understand. He lacked a moral core. The great empty spaces of his life were filled with an insatiable need for “relevance.” He found it as a cast member in the most malignant reality show ever made. steveschmidt.substack.com/p/lindsey-kn...

I wonder if we’ll FINALLY find out what 47 had on Graham? He was completely cowed after that golf game. Pretty sure that Graham isn’t resting in peace.

gm, everyone

He never deleted it.

Well...

So, who amongst us is planning a FABULOUS brunch today?

If the Army, National Guard, or See Eye Eh cannot rid us of this cabinet of degenerates, perhaps The Wrath of God™️ will. #LindseyGraham #MitchMcConnell #OneFatPedophile

Props to Lindsey Graham for taking one for the team to distract from the rumors of Mitch McConnell’s death

i think his death proves once and for all that Lindsey Graham was straight. no real gay would die during a new Madonna album release cycle

BREAKING: Conor McGregor’s return against Max Holloway at UFC 329 ended at just 1:09 of the first round because of a leg injury.

I like to think he died doing what he loved Pulling an all nighter with his gimp, so far back in the closet, his death certificate will register place of death as Narnia

The 30 day RFK Jnr healthy living plan is going well.

A brief and sudden illness… like explosive diarrhea?

Ruth Ellis, the last woman hanged in England, was issued with a posthumous conditional pardon today. Remember that time Most Haunted put words into Ellis's mouth? I do. www.theghostgeek.com/p/remember-w...

Most hopeful Sunday I've had in a while, not gonna lie.

Got to be terrible to live your life in such a way that the best thing you can do for humanity is to drop dead. #LindseyGraham

I just had the pleasure of breaking the news to my wife. She gives thanks to the universe.