we put so much stock in the "official White House social media accounts," but maybe these guys are actually treating the whole thing with the respect it deserves, like writing messages on the bathroom wall

just a reminder that the newspapers could get together and decide to describe any particular rambling Trump speech as proof that he was too crazy to be president and totally bury him in like 2 weeks

Maybe worth keeping in mind that MTG’s sudden hero turn is the definition of keyfabe

How have I never seen anyone lose their shit with Donald Trump? Just get completely fed him with his shit and lose it? In 50 years of public life, no one’s ever had it up to here with this guy?

Ok socialist hypocrites but what if Larry Summers was implicated? Bet you wouldn't want the world to know about Larry Summers

Where was Booker’s cool filibustering when his own party was selling us out? Seriously, fuck every last one of these assholes

Let’s be perfectly clear on this: Schumer himself is not up for reelection until 2028. The vote to replace him as caucus leader can happen tomorrow morning. Every day Democrats are not calling for it, they need to explain why. Every. Fucking. Day.

listen, make your calls, it's probably helpful on some level, but I can guarantee you none of these senators are monitoring their voicemails at 9:25 on Sunday

lol she got his ass and he knows it

Man, this shit is out of hand and someone need tell us why in the fuck we are blowing up fucking boats? This ain't the shit we are fucking supposed to be doing. Someone please explain why in the entire fuck we are just blowing up fucking people? It needs to happen now www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/p...

One of the biggest takeaways from last night for me is that maybe the media sources we all spend every day getting pissed at don’t really have any pull anymore and we can just stop giving a shit about them

The last month of the anti-Mamdani campaign was an absolutely shameful undertaking, an attempt to rip the city and Democratic coalition apart and I'm very happy to see it failed.

CA: vote yes on 25 but also don’t be surprised when red states unilaterally declare cows people

Yes, just be normal and give a shit about something, it’s so fucking easy

TIRED: “I alone can fix it.” WIRED: “Do something Democrats!!!”

I have been charged in a federal indictment sought by the Department of Justice. This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.

Desperate to know @jcsalterego.bsky.social’s feelings on the new Bluesky blue

Everyone gets so in the fucking weeds when these new messaging polls come out, but the answer is simple: people respond to politicians who have values and stand for things and don’t waiver. Polls can get fucked, the way to win is to give a shit & be a normal person.

I think it's best to not run guys with Nazi tattoos but it also seems like the government will maybe never reopen so probably not the most pressing fight to be having right now

I don't know why people are so concerned about the price of these renovations, it's not like he's going to pay the contractors

Let them eat balls

late to this discourse, did people see a guy talking about oysters and then it turned out he had a Nazi tattoo and now they're upset because he seemed so cool about the oysters, is that what's going on

is anyone bothering to ask any of the Republicans who were warning about the Hate America rally why they were acting like such scared little bitches or no, is that just how things work now, they get to spew lies and terror all day every day while we're judged by every guy who throws a sandwich

Maher's sycophancy was somehow even worse than I could've imagined, why do I keep checking in on this dolt

turns out people cosplaying as Nazis are still Nazis

say what you will about janet mills's age, but as a politician she's truly unstoppable, by which i mean i've replied STOP three times today to identical fundraising pitches for her, each apparently coming from a different number/superPAC/whatever, but the messages keep coming in

Thunderstorm warnings are the best cause they’re like “look out, the sky might get a little grumbly”

Excited to hear Bill Maher's hilarious monologue about how the left needs to give Trump the credit he deserves for being a genius diplomat and then watch Israel break the ceasefire like 2 days later

Despite whatever he is now there was a time in the 80s when Donald Trump was considered cool and I bet a good chunk of his anger is waking up every morning knowing that he has to spend the day sitting at the loser’s table

Me: fascism is pretty good, actually People on Bluesky: booo Me: wow this site used to be a good place to exchange ideas

How are they still showing up at these places without a plan

People always talk about Trump’s minions are performing for an audience of one but I don’t think they’re performing for anyone, they’re just unfathomable pieces of shit

“LET’S DO THE FUCKING NEWS!”

Incredible thread

it is useful not to lose sight of how, underneath everything else, hollow all of this noise is. portland and chicago are warzones, so i am dispatching a couple hundred best buy assistant managers there to quell the insurrections. potemkin stuff, paper thin

Wow, it must be terrible being told that you can’t use the bathroom.

Me after spending $18.99 on a CD at Sam Goody in 1999 and instantly hating it.

How come the only information we have about the Charlie Kirk shooter is still just one extremely hard-to-swallow text thread and some totally innocuous Discord posts?

Uh, Republicans control the house and senate, do you expect Democrats can just wave a magic wand and not praise ICE and advise people to help them

i think that if the FCC threatened to revoke ABC’s license unless it replaced Jimmy Kimmel with Kevin Hart to diversify the network, Ilya Shapiro would be able to identify the issue here

They want you to think a technical college in Utah was a hotbed of radical leftist social engineering

When I was growing up you read the news in a paper in your home and no one ever really knew what you thought about it

can someone somewhere please have normal human common sense about how reality works, I'm begging you

i cannot believe they are expecting us to play along with this "might not be his signature" farce and that a lot of people actually are, i feel like ive lost my goddam mind

hey im putting something together for my boss for his birthday. yeah can you write a letter or better yet an insane poem or horrifying drawing about the unspeakable crimes you all have committed together

Should Mamdani even want Jeffries’ endorsement at this point?

What’s most striking about this is these masters of the universe are all barely literate, this looks like a book put together by a bunch of slow middle schoolers

it's so fucking tedious that we're about to embark on a cycle of "is that really Trump's signature?", like why can't we just establish a media baseline that Trump lies about fucking everything instead of having to prove it again and again and again 50 times a day

This is a man riding the knife's edge of sanity right now