If you need a good chuckle, watch this, its brilliant...

Well, at least it's finally safe for me to engage in conversation with other folk without them asking me what I think about the football just to see them look disappointed (sometimes upset) when I tell them I haven't got a scoobie 😃

The #swift chicks sound impatient for some food #Birds #UKBirds

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Here's one of my regular jackdaws, Francis. Named after Sir Francis Drake because it has very fluffy feathers at the top of it legs that make it looks like it's wearing the type of trunk hose worn in the Elizabethan times. #Birds #UKBirds #Wildlife #UKWildlife

Feeding time 😀

First blue tit fledglings of the year 😀 #Birds #UKBirds #Wildlife

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Nice to see a mason bee making use of the new home I put up for them 😀 #Bees #wildlife #UKWildlife #Nature

Cool, My first Hummingbird Hawk-moth of the year having a quick fuel up. Just check out that proboscis! #Wildlife #UKWildlife #Nature

I've ot a murder to solve. Something has killed a bee and then stuck its carcass to the end of a young lavender plants leaf. And by stuck, I mean it's pretty blustery today and that bee ain't going anywhere. So far the culprit is yet to reveal themselves, any ideas folks? #UKNature #wildlife #Nature

Cherry and crabapple blossom, smells great and it's humming with all sorts of bees. So much so that they're pretty much ignoring all the other flowers in the garden and my patio is silent, which feels unusual lol #Nature #Wildlife #Gardening #CherryBlossom #Blossom

'So much for the tolerant left'

Wow, just sitting in the conservatory and all off a sudden there's a mass panic in the bird population outside. Wondered why, and then this beauty lands in my garden to pose for a few photos. Though they did look a bit grumpy after a failed hunting attempt #Birds #SparrowHawk #Wildlife

Happy St. Patrick's Day, New York.

Hey BBC, why's 'none' not an option on this survey? #Rugby #6Nations

Trump’s Greenland speech at the WEF except it’s the voice of Pingu

"And we now have María on the line who would like to swap a Nobel Peace Prize for the presidency of Venezuela..."

I've just noticed that the max volume setting on the online BBC Iplayer is 11! 😀 #SpinalTap

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As always, I've over ordered on my NY days chinese takeaway... so much so that they think I'm feeding four 😆

Looks like the bird table is empty and someone's not happy with the situation #Birds #BirdsUk #Starling

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Sounds about right.

Just when I thought I couldn't admire the man more... 🎯 🎯 🎯 💯 💯 💯 👍 👍 👍

A beloved British hero, a masked German, a super-weapon, and... a time-travelling 1980s New York executive? We're watching the ultimate crime against literature and cinema: the Biggles movie. With @wallaceme.bsky.social of Total Politics, who was scarred for life by this film. pod.fo/e/3564bb

WAIT… did he just read the “then, say your name“ part out loud???? 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

The annual harvest for Michael Fabricant’s hair has just begun in Gloucestershire today.

Strange way to say the Autumn Internationals start this weekend but OK

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Cool... finally managed a half decent pic of one of my garden wrens 😀 #Birds #UKBirds

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Cool, I've never seen one of these before, I believe it is a Hornet Mimic Hoverfly. And trust me, when I first saw it I was initially pretty damn grateful that I don't keep bees lol. That look must one hell of a self defence mechanism, it does make you pause and think. #Hoverflys #Nature #Wildlife

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Finally founder the ideal window box for the (south facing 😃) kitchen window. Now to find a mixture of pots for it, and then to plant up a little winter colour to make use of it until it's time to move over to some nice smelly annual herbs in the spring 😀 #Gardening

Just for perspective, a few weeks ago roughly 100,000 turned up for the London Trans+ Pride march. By contrast fewer than 3,000 ACROSS THE WHOLE COUNTRY, have turned up to anti-asylum "protests". Yet we are meant to take the latter as "the voice of the people" and the former as "the minority".

I think I may have just purchased my dream sofa ❤️

@reform-uk-official.bsky.social hey folks, thank you so much for all the flyers you keep posting through my letter box. But please can you make them less glossy. Because if I can't wipe my arse with them they are of completely no use to me and I have to just bin them which just seems such a waste 😒

I think they mean Trump's off to get his next set of instructions, that's right isn't it @darthputinkgb.bsky.social ? 🤣 bbc.com/news/article...

The first tomatos are nearly ready, it takes a bit of time and care from when you plant them, but the reward is so worthwhile. I just can't wait to try them 😋 #Gardening

I think that eerie glow is some kind of gull. It's just cruising back and forth above some thin cloud so that light reflecting from the bird is producing this glowing light that's just floating around in the sky 😀 I just wish I could take a clear video of it. #Birds

One of my patio's mini-garden's is in flower today 😀 #TinyJoys #Gardening

4 things about having Rosebay Willowherb in your garden... 1. It looks fantastic 😀 2. Bees love it 😀 3. When it sheds seeds it's like living in a snow globe 😀 3. And the seeds show where every spider's web are 😀 1/2

Looks like you're in big trouble now @darthputinkgb.bsky.social. I hear he "really, really, really, cross my heart and hope to die" means it this time

Lol! Here's the fledgling.... but he's fallen asleep 😀