I feel like such a shut in lately

girlthings love to look at fish at the aquarium

touching the soft spot on an age regressor's head must feel soooooo good

I like how the fish in the picture is like Yesssss oh fuckkkkkk as he listens to the chorus of Sister Christian

do it habs. kill the tampa Bay lightning and you will be reincarnated as a lotus flower

getting bottom surgery so I can lie about how big it was before

kinda crazy how clear it is from every single politician and political party that the dream life is to own your own home and that renters should die

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto

I need to pet a cat so fucking badly

YOU - “I approve of this, very futuristic.” (Tap on the girls kissing.)

5 minutes in to slay the spire 2 and there's wonderful blorbos already I love wongo

YOU - Yeah, we're f****ts, got a problem with it?!

“nicole there are no signs mortarion is trans!” mortarion has been mega depressed all her life, fled her abusive father to start a radical direct action political movement against him, and has convinced herself shes stupid and her only redeeming quality is refusing to die. thats textbook tgirl shit

learnt today that taking my zoloft is good for me and that my friends don't hate me actually

what the fuck kind of sets are people running in gen9 ou

my stupid stupid brain had to draw this

tattoo today ^_^

sad news: nermal has been killed by an iranian drone attack on abu dhabi. an innocent victim of a senseless war

got sent to the nightmare realm last night with 5 consecutive nightmares waking me up every hour

learning through my wonderful gf that apparently everyone thinks that i'm the introverted and shy one

she spamton on my pipis till I bigshot

drank a beer with some oomfs while crafting my pokemon team for my next draft league match life is so fucking fire

The Balatro Starway Mod is finally ready~!💙🩷 A vanilla friendly resource pack adding Joker art from various Yuri series, as well as my original Characters! Code was made by: @/05060403.bsky.social (ty!<3) NexusMods: nexusmods.com/balatro/mods... GitHub: github.com/05060403/bal...

"did you cum?" my dear...is a song beautiful only at the end? do we watch a sunset to see the darkness? is a story only valuable because of the climax? but no

im going to be honest kitten the fascist administrative state is kind of hyperfocused on mommy right now and it's stressing her out a little bit

being trans online is like [posts a silly joke] [sees news abt government trying to exterminate us] [like funny post by trans friend] [more news about gov wanting us dead] [repost funny joke] [trans friend shares horrible news about insurance issues/sexual violence/abusive family] [sees funny post]

I want an excuse to talk about music sooooooo :p

"why did I sleep like shit last night" - girl about to realize she took her concerta instead of her zoloft by accident last night

just fyi if you wear these around me I *will* break them and I’m willing to deal with the consequences of that.

in a "most people don't actually like me" type mood for some reason again

everyone say good job on not taking an hour to do your injection for once

it's so over for me...

I think I'm just gonna start getting the stuff together to get everything done, the only reason I was putting it off was school and I should be done before 3 years anyways

apparently grs's waitlist is now 3 years long but only if you live in quebec because the government's funding system is fucked. lol, lmao

I'm fucking crying

everyday I wake up and receive psychic damage upon stepping outside from hearing the highway no matter where I go

I got distracted from studying to watch squirrels run around my backyard I am literally a stereotype

opened a bag of hershey chocolate and this shit smells the exact same as my prog

call me "woke" or whatever but I think the Superbowl should have less football and more dancing latinas

Never Forget

Paige Thomas, 37, who is diagnosed as autistic, frequently misplaces things, forgets what she was saying mid-sentence and has trouble controlling her impulses – but usually experiences said symptoms while stoned out of her mind.

Are you... are you part of the *homo-sexual underground*?

by god she's done it again

I love group projects in the modern age, you agree to do different parts, then the project gets submitted before you have a chance to look over it and find out that your idiot teammates ai generated half the text

are there joi videos except it's for injecting yourself with a needle

I feel like most people do not enjoy my presence