As we approach the holidays, if you're thinking about making a diabetes joke, here's a tip: don't. Diabetes isn't caused by food and eating dessert or rich food won't give you diabetes.

The Epstein stuff is always so amazing to me because it's like "yes he was a sex criminal but if you can get past that, he was also an avowed eugenicist"

I need Gordon Ramsey to do a hospital food special episode of something

40 million Americans may go hungry in November because their SNAP funding is at risk. 40 million people at a time when most are already struggling to put food on the table. Trump just gave 40 billion to Argentina. That could feed every American. That could easily fund SNAP. America first?

Finish the verse! Hello Zosyn, my old friend I've come to talk with you again Because bacteria softly creeping Left its seeds while I was sleeping And the infection that was planted in my foot Still remains ...?

My personal timeline is full of autistic people trying to explain that there isn't more autism than before, it's just that we're better at detecting it, and there's nothing more autistic than hoping explaining something at length will help matters when nobody is really listening.

In 1977, Disabled activists occupied the Federal Building in San Francisco to demand the passage of Section 504— legislation to protect against disability discrimination.When the building was cordoned off, in an effort to starve activists out, The Black Panthers *Broke In* to deliver them hot meals.

For all newcomers - you're probably aware of the classic Twitter account @joeldongsteen - account that used to retweet that evangelical grifter Joel Osteen's tweets replacing "God" with "Your dick." In its honor I recreated that account here. Enjoy. bsky.app/profile/joel...

Q for medsky, especially ID & pharm 1) If you do Unasyn via central line for outpatient treatment, how do you schedule & administer? I'm confused by an order for q6hr IV infusion via gravity for self administration (6,12,6,12) as realistic for a 6 week course (1/2)

Today, Epic alerted that I was allergic to the med being prescribed I have 0 med allergies, so it was especially bizarre that there was also a 2nd med allergy listed It was annoying for us, but VERY alarming that a patient with those allergies might not have them documented in THEIR chart

Prior Authorizations are a hinderance to patient care. Prior Authorizations are a hinderance to patient care. Prior Authorizations are a hinderance to patient care. Prior Authorizations are a hinderance to patient care. Prior Authorizations are a hinderance to patient care. #medsky #nursesky

It's Trans Day of Remembrance and we're all miserable, so why not watch this video of a guy serenading his pizza in Klingon? Video description: a man dances through his house singing praises to pizza. He continues singing as a delivery pizza arrives and he goes to eat it. youtu.be/co-uOs_scGQ?...

All pediatricians and infectious diseases doctors right now #PedsSky #IDSky #MedSky

Hello MedSky ppl Does anyone know in an actual QUANTITATIVE measure what the benefits of hyperbaric o2 therapy are for wound healing? If there is research on comparison BETWEEN protocols/schedules? E.g.I'm hearing "we do daily 4-5x/wk & if pts are non-compliant w/that exactly it won't work"

Quick alt text tips 1) make sure you do it! We want Bluesky to be as inclusive as possible 2) be descriptive with as much detail as you can. 3) if you can’t do alt text - we have volunteers! #alt4me and someone will help add alt text for you

I don't have the mental energy to figure out new stuff here atm But I also can't stand the isolation of not being able to say anything about my life over there without being harassed

DISABLED PEOPLE: Here is massive amounts of evidence that it actually costs us hundreds of dollars extra per month just to survive. SOCIETY: How about a mechanical staircase that sings?

Me, watching a TV show: wtf this show is fictional & yet they can't imagine any gays Me, watching a later episode: oh look! They gave us gays who...nvm they're evil & gay

sup vulcan sluts

If I'm being asked to participate in your research, especially unpaid, the least you can do is not require that I misgender myself throughout If being cis is part of the inclusion criteria then have the guts to say it before wasting my time

deep space 9 is incredible because it’s about what if a shitty strip mall was an ancient religious site and also the pentagon

Every time I watch Star Trek I get the same exact commercials: Local truck dealership Power tools Penis health Is there something they're trying to tell me??

reminder that @catsofyore.bsky.social is a human-curated account, not one of those annoying scraper bots, and reliably delivers quality cat content, for anyone who likes that kind of thing (all of us)

Little sister is bringing her trekkie boyfriend to visit for the weekend Me: see you later Him: we're going at warp 3 M: wouldn't want to have any alien babies H: ya do that 1 time! M: although, that would be fast track to niblings! H: *is already trying to explain the plot of threshold*

*watching an episode of DS9* oh, his voice sounds super familiar! Maybe he's been in something else? Or just another trek episode? *checks imdb* Yea, looks like he was also in...Voyager...and ENT. That explains it...oh, also TNG.

BREAKING: Trans women have banned from chess after it was discovered they've been using HRT to turn pawns into Queens

Have the bigots taken over yet or can I post real things for like 5 minutes without being cyber bullied?

Star Trek: SNW musical episode short comments -the Uhura song was so good -I need more klingons singing & dancing -math & pun aficionados unite at Spock's song -I finally have voice goals for T & they are Spock -I need a Spirk duet -Wesley is following trek tradition & gaying up his lines

This is now canon

Drunk trans woman, talking to her estrogen/progesterone:

Lots of really dumb Discourse is driven by lack of mutual agreement on what a word means, like Gentrification, or Communism, or Hot Dog. What I am proposing is that we build a tower to the heavens, so high as to insult God, so that all language is destroyed and we can't agree on *any* words

Optimistic Geek Flag Flying... of note, if you're in with a bunch of scientists and need to make small-talk quick, ask them if Star Trek accurately predicted scientific and engineering advances, of if Star Trek Fans grew up and "made it so".

New platform new(??) rules? What's the bluesky spoiler protocol for new shows? When & how can I talk about new star trek episodes without being a petaQ/p'tak?

I hate the feeling I get when a company's Twitter account will reply to random tweets to pretend to give a fuck Threads: What if we took that feeling, but made it a whole app! Not trying it out bc I don't want a company to kool-aid man into my texts bc I mentioned them to a friend on social media

Fine. I'll do it. I'll fuck the Duolingo owl.

Do I want my 1st communication on bluesky to be: A. Witty B. Wise C. Weird D. Wtf stop overthinking everything & just remind them that klingons have 2 dicks!

I just updated my Bluesky app & went into settings to make sure I have a reminder to add alt text. You should do this too! It makes the app way more accessible. Medsky: this is extremely important for you to do. Celebrate disability pride month by making sure your posts are accessible here on out! ✨️