Happy St. Patrick's Day, New York.

ME: oh a little Zohran video for St Patrick's Day, probably just celebrating Irish culture, maybe a few green beer jokes ZOHRAN (2 minutes in): ...and that's why King Leopold I of Belgium is a big wet bitch. Furthermore...

buzzcut timothee chalamet means it's time to bring back the most cursed thing i ever produced

boomhauer get ipad

Coworker left the radio on a country station. I rolled with it: Dwight Yoakam, Ain't That Lonely Yet: Solid, hooked me. You know he was in the Crank movies? Reba, Little Rock: Baller ass song Kenny Chesney, She's Got It All: Kenny says "kisses" the way they say "fixin's" in that EB&D bit

God, I might have to make additional Posts in other locations when I finish Chapter 1 of Cornholio Man. I can't do 54 pages of a thing and not bring the pig to the fair

"Presenting a new team based hero shooter"

inkarmat 🦊 #goldenkamuy

if only there were a manga about a boy who thinks of himself as unremarkable but is actually kind and reliable, and he had to choose to date one of three to five girls

Charles Martinet Tits s'a-me

Bats belong on the ball field, not in the alley. Otherwise, anything goes

Now that's a baseball team!

Now that's a baseball team!

"Where's my Breakfast?" by Daniel Arthur

Pristine Mortal Kombat II cabinet at the local bowling alley, complete with original FUCK YOU scratched graffiti

💘 we need to stop unethical car breeding practices. SUVs are a danger to themselves and others. even the humble beast of burden, the pickup, has become far too large to be healthy. Buses are only healthy because they're crossbred with trains.

What celebrity would be funniest to get drafted and pause the body of their work the way BTS did, conscripted into mandatory military service

Golden Kamuy, I will love you for as long as I live.

The author of Rookies & Rokudenashi Blues, Morita Masanori, tells you everything you need to know about him in a comment from Rookies Volume 2

10-year-old me stole the ability to sit on the toilet for an hour from present me by sitting on the toilet for two hours

In honor of the upcoming motion picture Toy Story 17, I've started a new account called "GET IPAD" that documents the first time fictional characters from the past come across a smart device.

Chicago wind gauge

Do you want to view ✖️ Men ✖️ Women ✖️ Couples ✅ Tom Bombadil tomdabomb: hey guys tomdabomb: almost at goal Hornystud: boots LuvrBoi: show boots irl12inch: yellow boots NOW tomdabomb: ok singing goal reached tomdabomb: this one is called "the river-daughter" Hornystud: NO irl12inch: NO MisterCocks: NO

this is one of my favorite frameworks for "how do i decide what to eat". only an insane person would think of this

It would be such an honor to be killed by Sensei Phil Collins

let's be tall with mama

Hey! I heard that white women are talking about Uub! They should be, he's a great little guy!

crime dog you gotta find some better wording for this

So, the Dream Weaver is the milky-eyed cosmic enemy. Devourer of intangible thought and spoiler of perception. He vies to *zooms in* So, the Dream Weaver is a guy with his eyes shut

Anyone who uses this should legally become a pet. But if we put the batteries in backwards... Onward, Hound, Onward! I Bid You Goodnight, Celestial Body Strega Nona, but it's all a metaphor for life during the Spanish Flu

📷 canon ae-1 🎞️ lomochrome turquoise

here's your big chance to tell certain payment processors to fuck off when it comes to being discriminatory toward creators and artists trying to make a living

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

We saw a massive burrito-shaped cloud on our way to improv class this evening--get this: it was the supercell storm hitting towns two hours north of us. We couldn't process the scale of it.

Something to know that will get you through these days of escalating misery: ✨️ Fat Bastard is still funny ✨️

Cracker Barrel has introduced the One Piece Meal (Source: tinyurl.com/hz34xku9)

in case you've never seen it, this is Roger Ebert on The Mummy

Finding out the day It happens

Only way I can enjoy hot tea is finding the narrow band of temperature where I can quaff it and feel the heat pour in my tummy like the chimera getting killed by drinking molten lead

An ongoing interest in the history and cultures of the Mongolian steppes and Iran, as well as curiosity about the upcoming Science Saru anime adaptation led me to the manga A Witch's Life in Mongol. I'm enjoying it and I think it's worth your time.

My SIL & her boyfriend got me Dragon Quest 1+2 2.5D remake for dirt cheap at a department store in Japan. I get it more than I've ever gotten it.

one of my favorite moments of TNG is when Picard is immediately unable to contain his horse autism