Guy needs gasoline for his car. Does some errands in trade for gas. Sub-optimal results.

shepherds perfection apples, painted by ellen isham schutt, 1911

The War Against Explosive Diarrhea : Even if you win, it can only be a Pyrrhic victory at best.

Patrick McGoohan should have been allowed to host Jeopardy for a week or longer, because his distinctive lilt would have been so fucking entertaining. "You have FAILLLED ... to PHRase your ANswer... in the form ... OF A QUESTION!"

Irony released a statement today that it is not dead, is in fact doing well, and statements to the contrary are based more on coincidence or poetic license.

Orange Roulette now has a Stat Board. Revel in the glory of your juicy excess! (My numbers here are meaningless, as I reset them often and do lots of testing. I'll be resetting yet again so I can get some good honest wholesome numbers - not that I can prove it!)

Imaginary near-future meeting at Warner Brothers: "OK Mikey, we're really into your concept ... but do they have to be oranges?" "Yes, I'm afraid that they do."

The Iranian Death Ray is shooting wild!

That's how it feels sometimes

My game Orange Roulette is currently its standard price on Steam! Get it at the quotidian rate of 2.99 before the next sale once again disrupts the status quo! This nonexistence of a deal wont last forever, so don't let inopportunity slip you by! store.steampowered.com/app/3234760/...

Ha ha, lovely, nicely done!

Last day of Summer Steam and itch.io sale! If you would like to support the oranges at bargain rates, it would be much appreciated by their evil dad, me. I am working on major lore updates, for the ultimate goal at this point is to help these oranges escape! Or 'escape'!

THAT AINT GAWNA HAAPUN THAIN GAWN AN HAPPUN THAINGON HAPPUN DANEGAUL HAAPIN DAINGO APPEN yes I have been repeating this to myself for the past 30 minutes, why do you ask?

look, I ain't ever gonna quit. as long as I can make at least one person feel less alone in this life I'm gonna keep grinding out these comics. landlords can kiss my grits.

Guy at Great American State Fair right now: "I don't give a SHIT how dangerous it is for the crowd or the performers! Those ladies better get on up there and do their Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy number even if every stage light is dropping from the rafters! I'll be sitting here waiting Goddamit!"

Reminder that Orange Roulette is still on sale on Steam and itch.io until the 9th!

Never hold, wear or attach fireworks to your body or clothing.

It's Weird "AL," y'all, not Weird "A.i." #respect @alyankovic.bsky.social

The Freedom 250 State Fair looks amazing!

I cringe at the train coming at me in movies. I have never watched a train that was actually imperative to the story. It always makes me feel like the producer is trying to run me over with the train

The point of insurance is its insurance. Its there for if you need it, when you need it. How many times a year do you use your car insurance? Is it fake because you managed to avoid car crashes for a few years? In short, fuck you Dr Oz

mad how the defining cultural image of Steamboat Willie is Mickey whistling and driving the boat, and not the bit where he plays a pig's nipples as a musical instrument while it shrieks in pain

*SELF PLUG 2* I have a Ko-Fi page where you can leave me a tip! I post art, game assets in progress, hints to upcoming Orange Roulette updates, and some yada yada bla bla! ko-fi.com/mikeyh

*SELF PLUG* Orange Roulette is also on sale at itch.io! You get a Steam Key! I also have a modest(?) revenue goal. You can leave a little extra if you're feeling flush! Plus: Three other game-things, two of which are FREE! So, like, many diverse options! matzerath.itch.io/orange-roule...

The most traumatized trading card?

‪My game Orange Roulette is now 20% off on Steam! Get it at its bargain price of 2.39 before the Summer Sale is over and it returns to its slightly higher price! This special deal wont last forever, so don't let opportunity slip you by! 🟠🟠🟠🟠🟠🟠🟠🟠🟠 store.steampowered.com/app/3234760/...

It looks like Orange Roulette is eligible to be in to the Steam Scream V event this October! The horror! The horticulture!

dont forget! Make a Terrible Comic Day wasn't made in a vacuum! there's a traceable source! and even a website! Blessed be our beloved @pseudonymjones.bsky.social and @darrylayo.bsky.social makeaterriblecomicday.com

Support Carey here, if able: www.gofundme.com/f/back-our-s...

So Trump hired this guy, his Florida neighbor, to coordinate the remodel of the reflecting pool in Washington DC, ignoring the fact that this man was NOWHERE to be seen when The Undertaker threw Mankind off the Hell in the Cell to plummet SIXTEEN FEET into the Spanish announcers' table below!

Moscow in flames, America surrenders to Iran. Film at eleven.

1/3 of the game industry has lost their job in the last two years. Ubisoft closed two more studios today. Everyone is out of work. To that end I'm starting a new bundle to benefit a layoffs hardship fund. Game devs: please consider submitting your PAID games to the bundle, which will launch in July.

Here's an easter egg in the new Lego Batman that I think all of you will REALLY appreciate. It's so good, I had to make a video.