I need to apologize for something I did. The @bostonherald.com is right, there is no place for profanities in politics.

The legitimacy of the Nobel Peace Prize has now, poetically, exploded into a million pieces.

what a legend lmao

Moguls acquiesce to Trump and give him everything he wants. Media elites obediently stay silent when he says "quiet piggy." It took a working class guy to say to his face what he is: "Pedophile Protector" The people are courageous, the powerful are cowards.

Scott Adams made a 'Pascal's Wager' before his death, which is a form of 'believing in God' that is simply hedging your bets - belief is the 'safe bet'. I've often wondered what number of Christians 'worship' under this 'might as well' method. He also appealed to his God-King on Earth, to no avail.

Administration: "Maybe some Nazi paraphrasing will calm everyone down!"

Today at 34 & Park in Minneapolis, a woman tried to drive down the street where a protest had broken out in front of a home ICE was raiding, saying she had a doctor apt to get to. ICE agents busted out her windows, cut off her seatbelt, and pulled her out before arresting her.

Yes, you can print Aztec Death Whistles, and it rules makerworld.com/en/models/91...

It would take a two-word amendment to 42 U.S.C. § 1983 to subject ICE agents and other federal law enforcement officers to the same liability for constitutional violations that local and state officers currently face. If Congress actually cared about what it's seeing, it could pass that overnight.

Videogames are art. And I think I peaked.

It should be bigger news that masked agents were filmed hours ago removing potentially inculpatory evidence from the ICE shooter's house, clearly lacking evidence tags or chain of custody stickers. Before we have word on whether he underwent a toxicology screen at the hospital following the killing

It may be hopeful thinking, but I can only imagine the 'Fucking Asshole' sphere is growing ever smaller and tighter. Their singularity will be a small tight fart in the most remote part of the universe, hopefully.

Hired thugs terrorizing America with impunity, their lying handlers now huddled in spin meetings, working out the plan to convince everyone that cold blooded murder is allowable when they're the ones doing it.

My game Orange Roulette is now on zero discount on Steam! Get it at its everyday price of 2.99 before the next sale makes it a lesser, more affordable price. This total absence of a bargain wont last forever, so don't let this inopportunity slip you by! store.steampowered.com/app/3234760/...

Someone should bring it full circle by asking at a press conference if Maduro is in the Epstein files.

For anyone wanting to play one of Icepick Lodge's games but finds Pathologic intimidating? You want The Void. It's GREAT. I've never played Pathologic because (see above), but The Void I have lovely surreal memories of.

watching a lot of people both nationally and locally who have spent many many years building up name recognition and trust light their reputations and legacies on fire recently has been wild. it’s already real embarrassing for them and going to get worse

My games are still on sale on itch.io and Steam until January 5th! Itch.io has both Orange Roulette (with Steam Key) and my Flash Game Collection available on the cheapo! I'm getting updates ready for both - Flash Orange's 'Blue Mode' is almost ready! matzerath.itch.io/matzeraths-c...

This is my favorite timeline cleanse account

Attacking a data center like it’s The Bastille, everyone fleeing with a bushels of RAM to desolder and resolder the chips. One peasant coded guy with a wheelbarrow of SFP+ modules. Manifesting this for 2026.

The new year - whatever happens, I wish you, personally, a great 2026! With one stipulation: if it's truly a great year for you and you alone, you're not allowed to boast about it right before 2027, as if all us other sorry bastards want to know. LEST A CURSE BEFALL YE YOU DAMNABLE BRAGGART!

The perineum of the year ... BUT! I see an escape hatch in the distance!

I bet at Captain Ahab's holiday dinners everyone was totally sick of him bringing up 'that accursed Moby Dick' every few minutes.

Best wishes to all during your chosen holiday variant, even the Grinches narrated by Boris Karloff. This year sucked something fierce, but there were also occasional flowers growing through the cracks in the pavement, the beauty of which resonated all the more amidst the bleak-ass suckfest.

Cue "Also Sprach Zarathustra"

Besides Steam, I also have a matching sale happening on itch.io! Orange Roulette (with Steam Key) and my new Classic Flash Games Collection, separately or together! itch.io/s/176249/win...

In this, the Winter of our Dis-Content, on sale to the masses, I once again offer Orange Roulette on Steam - at its biggest discount to date, 30% off! Made by a crazed solo developer (me), help him (me) to keep on truckin'! store.steampowered.com/app/3234760/...

In this, the Winter of our Dis-Content, on sale to the masses, I once again offer Orange Roulette on Steam - at its biggest discount to date, 30% off! Made by a crazed solo developer (me), help him (me) to keep on truckin'! store.steampowered.com/app/3234760/...

Don’t tell anyone but writing tv is easy you just need the main person to be medium stupid

I have released the first collection of my Flash Games as standalone playables (via the Ruffle Flash Player). OG Orange Roulette, Deal With the Devil, and Leave Cthulhu Alone! I will continue to add games and bonus stuff over time! Get it and support the old farts! matzerath.itch.io/matzeraths-c...

These are powerful words, but let's not get distracted from the fact that in 2025, Mankind threw Donald Trump off the top of Hell in the Cell, plummeting sixteen-feet and through the announcer's table below.

Christmas night: "But Santa, you've hardly touched your Zardoz cookies."

If anyone wants to test it, I believe I have the Newgrounds medals working for the OG Orange Roulette on Ruffle!

OK, despite all the recent stress and strife of recent days, I have managed to complete the first update in over a decade for OG Orange Roulette! Much happy! I have several plans for my regained access - for now find the update on Newgrounds! www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/...

can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot

I've managed to reconstruct the legacy tools (Haxe, HaxePunk, etc.) I used to make many of my old Flash games, and can now access the code of and compile such games as OG Orange Roulette! I can fix bugs, hopefully fix conflicts with safe, modern player Ruffle, and all like that there! Woop!

A wee clip of interface stuff I'm setting up for Orange Roulette's local hot-seat two player. Basic two player is working, I just need to plug all the options in. 🍊

Holiday Eviction Update: I have safe harbor with a dear friend! My old rental proves to be illegal, even though they're an LLC! I'm hoping to update Orange Roulette for the next Steam Sale, and I'm posting bonus stuff on Ko-fi for all tippers. Thank you for any and all support! ko-fi.com/mikeyh

look i made it the 1979 ibm warning

OH MY GOODNESS I LOVE THIS SO MUCH!

I've been putting together my 'Sins of the Landlord' folder, complete with photos, of all the shit he's pulled on me during my time there. Juicy stuff!

Mark Kelly has responded:

Uncovered some South Park trading cards while packing up stuff: