Don’t threaten me with a good time

For those keeping score at home:

ICE ALERT- They are signing up to be Uber & LYFT drivers. Check your driver's stats. If they are a new driver, cancel the ride before they get to you.

Got some bad news for you, Jack

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Courtesy of the peaky fooking blinders (respectfully)

I notice she ditched the cross necklace. Must’ve been burning her skin.

For those just waking up: FSU is a football school, once again, folks!

No notes….nailed it 🎯

And she’s back in the shelter. She’s high energy, and it was too much for her older adopter. SOMEONE COME GET MY GIRL!

Thank god a doctor was there!

This really hasn’t gotten enough attention this week. @wired.com #ICE www.wired.com/story/fbi-wa...

This is outrageous. He’s a center back. He’s 6’5”+.

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

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Arsenal are going to walk the title due to incompetence from everyone else

You keep telling yourself that.

Why Spurs being 3rd in the table is bad: my XG breakdown thread 1/512

“How DARE Cracker Barrel change their logo 😡🤬😡🤬 I’ll never eat there again!” “Destroy the White House harder, daddy 🥵🤤”

Hey, the 41 year old guy has an explicitly Nazi tattoo. Thats pretty concerning.

A lesson for college football programs: Go ahead! Fire your coach! There is a decent chance your football team will immediately be better with the backup head coach!

The longer this goes the more I wonder if we may see both Mikes go.

Omg 😂

Give the boy Austin a read. As always. www.si.com/college/fsu/...

Shoutout to @devin-gain.bsky.social for the name- My leading candidate to replace Norvell- Jon Sumrall.

Is he itching to find out?

Bring me Semenyo

She’s dog, kid, and cat-friendly! Also potty trained!

He makes a good point. We should definitely ask artists for permission.

the guy who caught cal raleigh’s homer was wearing a shirt that said dump 61 here and he immediately took it off and had a shirt that said dump 62 here

They’ve been dismantling American trust in elections for nearly 6 years now.

The Triumph of Death (flipped), by Pieter Brueghel the Elder, 1562

Who can we realistically hire if we fire Mike?

You wouldn’t even know

If you hate the Pope because he is too “liberal”, I have some very bad news for you about Jesus.

Vibes

OWNED imo @devin-gain.bsky.social

You cannot trust information coming from Kash Patel's FBI. You cannot trust information coming from ICE. You cannot trust information coming the Trump administration. You cannot trust information coming from Republicans.

Our country is gone. The FBI is officially a propaganda tool.

Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall

What a fucking moron lmao

This but we don’t plug in the microphones. Like a modern-day www.creedthoughts.gov.www\creedthoughts

This works out cus Gundy didnt think he’d be working tomorrow anyways. Lol

People who use an incline bench as a flat bench when there are flat benches available are the worst.

Knew I was off the list after I watched Sinners the second time

Is UF even trying?