This picture is more American than anything Norman Rockwell could have ever dreamed up

Just because something is legal doesn’t make it moral.

Them last two steps were put there by Satan himself

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Love Jones, no Pretty Woman, no Friday(s), no Rush Hours.

I don’t have to leave the house at all today!

We get like one maybe two compliments a decade lol so we eat that shit up 🤣🤣

The Oakland Ballers joked about becoming the Blazers on April Fool’s Day. Then the post got 420 comments, High Times noticed, and the joke became real. Now the Oakland Blazers are actually happening this season: news.sportslogos.net/2026/04/23/o...

Unfortunately we spent all our “terraforming the desert” money on Bryson DeChambeau and Talor Gooch

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The dude in the Pathfinder watching this

Big Beautiful Nap. Probably accompanied by a Big Beautiful Shit that they all had to stand there and smell.

They don’t know the game

This is a legit no brainer. Muppet Met Gala needs to be the theme this next year tbqh. Why hasn’t this happened yet???? Muppets Take Manhattan 2: Muppet Met Gala

[Explosions in the Sky gets louder] Clear Eyes, Full Tarts, Can’t Lose

Printing alone this afternoon for the first time in weeks. Bout to blare my random ass Spotify music in this shop til 5pm lolol

One of my favorite pastimes is posting out of pocket comments on people’s Facebook posts. Lolol everybody be like ‘congratulations!’ and ‘great picture!’ meanwhile my comment is ‘who tf is that in the back???’ LOL

Music for men in their 30s & 40s with vehicles still in their parents names.

Correct.

An ex-cop…who planned to target Black people, specifically, at Jazz Fest. ACAB!!

2 Michael 2 Jackson

Ty Simpson got the hairiest ears of all time my god.

Fun fact: The verb escalate followed the creation of the machine called the escalator.

NFL said possible COLLUSION isn’t a violation of policy? What do you think those two talked about in bed? Chess? Lacrosse?

HBO & Cinemax Lolol

Wild.

They were out here LIVIN in public! 😳😳😳

choppelganger | noun | a less attractive version of someone or something

Behold the snake.

Nah fr cuz WTF y’all doin up in here?!?

Try me

But we talking about trans people? You telling me Texas doesn’t have water - but we legislating on Trans people??????

this is why having low self-esteem is so detrimental to your well being. you will endure the most diabolical shit bc you think it's what you deserve.

If you’re in line, stay in line!

Apr 23rd 2006 - Nicholas Angel (Simon Pegg) arrived in Sandford. The night before starting his new job he arrested a group of underage drinkers and, unbeknownst to Nicholas, fellow policeman-officer Danny Butterman. 📽️📅 Hot Fuzz (2007)

& now those same Republicans are crying "it's not fair" 😭😭😭

I hate my state sometimes

Knocked out book number 20 for the year last night. I’m way ahead of my pace from last year 🔥🔥🔥

I’m coming to more city council meetings Lolol

Oh hell naw

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Too late bitch.

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Tbh as much as I can’t wait to see him bid farewell I want him to live long enough to see it happen. Then he can go. Fuck him.

LOL