stop trying to show me my year in review. what i did the past year is none of my business.

Currently dorking out over this graph about child mortality with my brother. Just mind boggling to take in.

As much as I hate snow, this is a stunning image. Well done!

I legit screamed 😭😭😭

Always cool to see retro livery on current aircraft

you better watch out

This They Might Be Giants TONIGHT SHOW performance of "Birdhouse In Your Soul" from 1990 remains firmly lodged in my noggin thanks to the Tonight Show Band's full commitment and Doc Severinsen's incredible trumpeting... It took an already great song and made it transcendent.

How does a wolf start his gravy? A roux

This place is rapidly running out of Fahrenheits. Please send more asap!

Someone told me yesterday that one thing rich kids do for fun is text each other surprise coordinates in international waters where they all take their yachts and meet up and have parties. We cannot imagine the the gulf in relative experience of the world between the truly rich and... The rest of us

Basement archaeology

He is risen

“Any fun plans for tomorrow?” “No, we have people coming over.”

My current location has an insufficient supply of Fahrenheits. Please send more ASAP.

I’m in an airport and all of the urinals in the restroom are numbered in the same way as the gates. “Now arriving at gate U3…” Weird but hilarious.

You will never guess what this is in reference to.

47 years ago today, dozens of turkeys met their unfortunate demise in a Cincinnati parking lot.

Kīlauea is oozing a lot of lava again - from the looks of things, high fountaining is likely to start again very soon. Maybe overnight, but certainly in the next day or so. Impressive show! www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bqmp... (among a couple of others)

Okay, got directly @-d by someone claiming to be in Gaza. The situation there is, of course, beyond dire. But...if you are directly asking me for money with a handle that ends in .cryptocurrency.network, well, I've got very bad news for you. <block>

roy was ahead of the kids today, you wouldn't believe

My favorite piece of content today.

This "meets expectations" - i.e., it's phenomenal! If you aren't watching all of Seán's stuff, well, you really should be. So so good! We live on an astounding planet and it never gets old to simply watch it going by. wow!

OMG ESPN and Honda - showing the same ad more than, say, 10 times in an hour is waaaaay too much. I'm entirely sick of that one specific add during this hockey game - it's on _every_ break. Yeesh.

8675309 is prime, and so is 8675311, so if you ever need a middlin'-large pair of adjacent primes to test your cryptographic suite, all you need is a 1980s earworm and a +2 and you're all set.

Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door. This is who it was:

Me too, pumpkin, me too.

This will surely surprise most Americans today, but historians have recently discovered that before Donald Trump, it was actually incredibly rare for a president to demand the public execution of this political opponents and press critics.

TIL!

Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad

I'll bet most of you didn't see that coming.

This is Scotty. He is not chasing his own tail's shadow. If you'll notice, he actually has it cornered. 13/10 (TT: lifewithscotty)

Okay, this was hilarious! As one might expect, Bill Kurtis just absolutely _nails_ this narration. Fun!

Uh, @syrstorm.bsky.social .....?

This. It's all backwards and wrong!

I will never get tired of watching meteorites blast new craters on the Moon. This likely lunar impact flash appeared today. Like a space firefly. 🧪

Oh no.

We are phasing out the terms “extant” and “extinct” from our exhibits and will now refer to species as either “Darwinners" or “Darlosers.”

she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October

I simply refuse to accept that police ever have to look like this. this is just pure cosplay. it should be illegal for cops to be dressed like soldiers going to war.

Why aren't you in black and white? Hilarious!

For the airplane + red aurora + big dipper fans. 😍

"Mark my words, one wrong step in this town’ll land you in a whole heap of social services."

They should visit @mapcenter.com before they get deported so they know where they are going!

It's 11/11! Or, if you are in Europe, it's 11/11. Happy Veteran's Day and Happy Remembrance Day. (If only it really had been The War To End All Wars.) Everyone make a wish and enjoy this magnificent ode to the number eleven: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xuzp...

It's 11/11! Or, if you are in Europe, it's 11/11. Happy Veteran's Day and Happy Remembrance Day. (If only it really had been The War To End All Wars.) Everyone make a wish and enjoy this magnificent ode to the number eleven: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xuzp...

In the century leading up to 1975, nearly 6000 freighters went down in the Great Lakes. The Edmund Fitzgerald was the last. The last. In 50 years, not a single commercial freighter has been lost in the Great Lakes. Why? It's NOAA. Of course it's NOAA.

Wowza - that's awesome!

This is easily the worst officiating in an NHL game I've seen all season so far. Oof.

A deep commitment to anti-wokeness

Gonna have to try harder than that if they want to break all of the 1A freedom guarantees at once. That's only like two or three of them.