Mary Shelley's Teletubbies

to all the "resisters" out there posting anti-republican AI slop memes...you're definitely not helping when you're using the plagiarism machine of the oligarchs...there are actual starving artists being replaced by that shitty robot bullshit do better

posted without comment m.youtube.com/watch?v=4WwJ...

this is Roxy, it's important for her to keep an eye on the yard...keeping squirrels out of the bird feeders is a full time job

this is Roxy, it's important for her to keep an eye on the yard...keeping squirrels out of the bird feeders is a full time job

i knew the human race was doomed when they canceled Lawn Darts

i don't care who wins the Stanley Cup as long as the Flyers lose😂🤷🏽‍♂️

sometimes i get high & look at the fucked up pics i don't remember saving when i was high this doll is definitely not cursed

this mosquito must have a death wish

the truth hurts😂

was building a trellis for one of mom's unruly plants in the yard & sheared off a screw bit & ended up hitting my thumb...could've gotten stitches but didn't if my skeets are mid today it's because i only have one functioning thumb👍

morning m.youtube.com/watch?v=kNhH...

i don't care who wins the Stanley Cup as long as the Flyers lose😂🤷🏽‍♂️

me at the Dollar Tree the morning after i win the lottery

me at the Dollar Tree the morning after i win the lottery

woke up with this in my head time to roll one up to face the day m.youtube.com/watch?v=YJ0P...

date yourself no, i don't care how old you are i'm saying date yourself because nobody else wants to put up with your shit

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it's 2026 & we don't have flying cars either

morning

in honor of Cinco de Mayo i made swedish burritos for lunch

Power Lines Drawing #58 (Detroit, North End) Original drawing for sale at my store 8" x 10" black ink on paper $200

old lyrics in my head this morning... 'it was fun getting drunk w/you & getting lost walking you home felt just like the good old days i woke up broken & alone you think that i'm an asshole but you're still in love w/me our love is like a scab & i just wish we'd let it be'

sure, we're slow walking the apocalypse & everything sucks...but at least it's friday

sometimes i think about this

i'm lying to the world today wearing an "it's my birthday" t-shirt instead of doing laundry

i'm lying to the world today wearing an "it's my birthday" t-shirt instead of doing laundry

@sbdcmusic.com will know what i'm talking about 😂

it's 7:30 am & someone just drove by blasting early euro techno...i'm sorry, but nobody should be heading so enthusiastically into monday i'm calling 911

them: what's your favorite dinosaur? me:

post your warning sign

this is what vegetarians eat

let's see how round two goes

just made a cup of coffee with cardamom in it & it smells delicious...just rolled a fresh spliff & i'm getting ready to take that first sip of coffee when a large beetle flies violently into my face🤬 my cologne for the day is now cardamom coffee 😐 how's your day going?

post your warning sign

mozzarella sticks flavored Pop Tarts...is this a thing?

they don't want you to know this but Pop Tarts are not just for special occasions

i promised to mow the lawn today...& today's weather forecast had absolutely nothing to do with that scheduling 😐 i swear (it's supposed to rain 😂)

probably wouldn't mention winning the lottery...but there would be signs

when an ant crawls on you & you flick it off your leg...do you feel like a powerful wizard sending them off on a quest?

probably wouldn't mention winning the lottery...but there would be signs

This is my current take: bsky.app/profile/spry...

just got home & i'm gonna be honest, i'm a little disappointed none of you guys made me dinner

feels relevant today #beltane #mayday