We all want what Wall-E had, we all want to meet an elegant baddie that is low-key a little scary with it that you can show all your Items to

Alright, got an appointment with a neurologist later this week, gonna get to try and fall asleep with a bunch of leads attached to my head. God, maybe it's all gonna turn out to be nothing serious, just one of those things, but it's suddenly so real again.

I feel like even when I'm in the hospital I spend so much effort trying to reassure and cheer up other people. I'm tired. Taking a break from social media.

This has been the state of my internet about 95% of the time so far this month, will wonders never cease

America 250 was supposed to signal the benevolent, prosperous era of President Roy Rival Schools and first lady Tiffany Lords. We've fallen so far below Hideaki Itsuno's expectations.

How can I possibly make it more clear to the internet that I don't give a shit about Darksydephil and I don't give a shit if you don't like him and I don't want to be made aware of him any more for any reason

I love the Siivagunner mashups where you can tell the creator has been hearing one of the songs in the other for years, and finally made it a reality. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLlE...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4eA... "People might hate me or diss me, but it doesn't matter, so long as I can pilot my EVA... after all, that's all I'm worth. I'll make my body and heart strong so I don't need anyone. So... praise me, recognize me! Give me a place I can belong! I'm actually lonely..."

People say to skip the early X-Men and go straight to Claremont but then you are missing out the hilarity of A) Iceman being a lumpy snowman and B) the very first page being Xavier summoning the X-Men who were apparently waiting right outside of his office in uniform, to fuss over him like a grandma

I've been playing Parodius. A) It's hard, but B) I've decided I would like an Option. Just a smaller Gary that tails me and does whatever I do.

Oh I see NOW they're finally hyping up Metal Sonic because they need everyone to think he's tough for that fourth movie and forget what a total jobber he is. This mfer died to a door in CD.

Well... had a seizure today. Thankfully I was with my parents and they found me and called 911. Had some tests, there's no obvious major problems, just gonna be on medication and seeing a neurologist in a while.

Roseway is the first time the social commentary in The Outer Worlds made me go "damn, that's too real", not just because it's funny that a team of scientists under siege by raptors are holed up desperately trying to finish their research into developing an appetite suppressing toothpaste...

...oh God, has LFG turned from "looking for group" to "let's fucking go" for years and I never realized it?

More like the star spangled boner!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lcu... Pretty cool track, would have taken me a few guesses to pick it out as an N64 game.

I just admitted that I only know in broad strokes what “Vatican 2” is and Justin was like “okay so you know when they release a new edition of D&D”

lol, not for the first time I fast traveled in Breath of the Wild, walked away to grab a snack while the game was loading and came back to find Link dead of heat stroke

I'm trying so hard not to give a pithy joke answer but it's gotta be GTA: San Andreas for being a game where you can burn grandmas with a flamethrower, that got recalled over the mere POSSIBILITY of hacking in a sex minigame, right?

We had a really mean python at work and I gave him back to his owner and was like “he was trying to kill me” and his owner said “well, he only has so many ways to interact with the world. All he has is a face” and it Moved Me

Sony is taking this away from us

Cutting away to the mancierge barely hanging on is a mental image I have all the time. www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4Wr...

Please let the new character springboard Blazblue into a new era of success and relevance, if only so I get to tell chuds that five years before Bridget in Guilty Gear Strive, Arcsys had already put a trans girl in Blazblue. And she's a super fun beginner friendly character!

i gotta know what they did to fuck this up so badly like, the chuds didn't even show up. where's the chuds

There still aren't enough games to justify it for me but it's amazing how in the space of like 4 months, $630 CDN for a Switch 2 has gone from an unbelievable extravagance I could never justify to "shit, maybe I should grab that while it's still cheap."

PlayStation book proofs are in and you guys are gonna LOVE it

The Mummy Demastered is showing me I can still enjoy a Metroidvania if it is more on the Metroid side, does not have Soulslike mechanics and is not stopping for lengthy cutscenes every ten minutes

If I was in charge of a new Dirty Pair project, I wouldn't have romantic tension between Kei and Yuri. However I would make it a running joke that everyone who talks to them outside of a work context at some point asks "So are you two, uhhhh...? *crosses fingers*"

everyone has that one friend who insists “there used to be another number between four and five” and tries to demonstrate it by laying out four apples and then adding another and you say “yeah, that’s five” and they say “no, it’s—“ and then you hear a weird buzzing

scenes without mommy’s face in them are unnecessary in movies. it does nothing to advance the story of where did mommy go

Where are all these modern mainstream movies with a bunch of gratuitous sex that people are wringing their hands over, asking for recreational purposes.

Pbfft, totally missed that C. Viper's outfit 3 has a Jessica Rabbit color scheme. And I will not be entertaining the possibility that's not what it's meant to be.

I check out Frieren because I see lots of images of a cute barefoot elf girl getting eaten by mimics but then it turns out to be some kind of pervert show???

Finished Doom: The Dark Ages last night. It was like 25% too long. But in terms of gameplay, I mostly liked it on par with Eternal? It's very different and won't be for everyone, it's a slower-paced shooter with less emphasis on twitch aiming and more on managing crowds in huge arenas.

Saw somebody call the naming convention of stuff like "A Song of Ice and Fire" and "A Court of Thorns and Roses" as "A Bowl of Mac and Cheese" and I'm gonna think that every time I see "A [thing] of [thing] and [thing]" from now on

Spider-Lilith Part of a fun discord challenge celebrating the recently released MVC collection. #darkstalkers #marvelvscapcom

It's been almost a year since our Darkstalkers zine... not sure if I've posted the extended print version of my piece here.

Started the Champion's Ballad DLC for BOTW and holy shit I can't believe they got the rights for this

EGG HEAD - “Skibadee, skibadanger! I am the rearranger!”

Started the Champion's Ballad DLC for BOTW and holy shit I can't believe they got the rights for this

Something I love about BOTW Link is the little bit of characterization in the dialogue options that shows while he can be blunt and rude to adults, he's always really nice to kids.

Capcommer Sumsale