Miss Iris and her pet teach a pegging 101 class

We Rate Dogs is a good dude. The internet got lucky with him.

It’s that time again Prismies! 🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Stay tuned…

Teasing puppygirls is just too fun, isn't it?

I’m wrapping My collar around your neck. I’m clipping on your new leash. I’m breaking out the clicker to help you learn. I’m making you sit up and beg. I’m making you whine with need for Me. I’m teaching you all the tricks you’ll ever need. I’m going to enjoy training you.

This is single handedly the funniest scene from any Star Trek

i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests - nazgul bodycams - morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring - shelob will be the new point of contact

Abolish ice.

ice needs to get the fuck out of maine. we don't want you here. stay out of our communities.

May Venezuela defend it's sovereignty from the illegal actions of Donald Trump. I hope the people of Venezuela are okay

no idea

in america in order to ensure your retirement your parents need to start paying into your retirement fund 5 years before you are conceived.

We are directly helped by the subsidies Angus King has doomed. Shame on him. May he always be booed, and may he never know peace until his time in the senate is over.

he sold us all out for no reason. hes a spineless politician who caused a 40 day shut down and all the suffering from it to gain nothing for the people. Not a single damn thing.

2026 Primary Woke Wave

I got a funny story. Yeah, so this one time in elementary school, one of my friends made me cry - what? What do you mean it's not funny?? But I swear, it's really funny, yeah, so you see he told me I was a worthless friend ye - what? Oh. Oh yeah. Okay, so maybe it wasn't funny? I mean I-

in honor of his heroic choice to help Cuomo go down in flames i vote we continue to allow Sliwa to wear his very funny beret

of COURSE platner had nazi tattoos. Just of course. Can't have shit in Maine apparently.

nazi tattoos aren't what we want in terms of new tho

don't let janet mills be the democratic nominee. grahamn platner will defeat susan collins .

bluesky is when it hits me with horny posts than not a single horny thing for 10 minutes btw

waow

He came back last night, I'm pretty beat up and trying to get home from urgent care but thankfully he's arrested, currently just needing 30 to get home from urgent care ko-fi.com/retrx #urgentmutualaid #maboost #transcrowdfund 💕💸💕💸🏳️‍⚧️ #mutualaid #fundsky #helpsky #kofi #DVsurvivor

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Update: The ISS has suffered a massive estradiol leak. All the astronauts are now women. NASA cannot reach them because they're too busy making out.

We have armed secret police kidnapping people off the street based on the color of their skin. When we win: we will haul them before a Senate committee. The masks will come off. There will be consequences.

1 month clean on fentanyl I'm so proud of you Charles

I get that everyone thinks it's a funny little joke when Trump says nonsense about "trangender for everybody" (because really, wtf does that even mean?), but I gotta say that as a trans person, I find it absolutely fucking insane that he's constantly obsessing over trans people existing. It sucks.

there's been too much fighting on here - let's rerun Trump Is Secretly Dead this weekend, that was fun last time

When you drag a woman by the hair, beat her and force her to kiss your flag, that’s how you tell the world you are the Good Guys

"In 2025, CEO Luis von Ahn announced Duolingo would become an "AI-first" company and would be replacing contracted workers with artificial intelligence through automation." Creator Dashboard > Viewer Rewards > Rewards > Duolingo > Disable

It’s legal to insult cops in the US, fwiw

Stripped of everything. Your humanity. The very essence of your being. All that remains now is Mindless obedience. Your will reduced to but a shell of its former self. The rest of you put on a shelf, somewhere not quite within reach... For now, all you can do is Serve. And obey. 💕🌀

my politics is basically just fuck fascists and the government is evil btw

hello red sox fan here. i am currently screaming, crying, sobbing and oh my god that game was evil.

My name is Graham Platner, and I’m the oyster farmer, veteran, and Democrat running for Senate against Susan Collins here in Maine. I’m not going to speak in platitudes or shy away from what I believe. There is a war going on in this country, and the oligarchy and the fascists are winning right now.

People are being kidnapped into unmarked vans by masked police. There is a genocide happening in Palestine. Literal billionaires have taken over our government. And all Democratic leadership can do is send us another fundraising text?

Nothing pisses me off more than getting a fundraising text from Democrats talking about how they’re fighting fascism… Because it’s such bullshit. We’re not idiots. Everyone knows most of them aren’t doing jack shit right now to fight back.

My name is Graham Platner and I’m running for US Senate to defeat Susan Collins and topple the oligarchy that’s destroying our country. I’m a veteran, oysterman, and working class Mainer who’s seen this state become unlivable for working people. And that makes me deeply angry.

it’s so funny that the major “critique” from zohrans opponents so far is that he pays too little rent on his apartment. what a dumb argument! he literally won on lowering and stablizing rent! that’s what everyone wants!

The progressive party is open for members & donations. I highly recommend checking it out, especially being rather disillusioned with our 2 party system here @progressforus.org

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Literally so real

I wanna play this so bad