The elder millennial existence consists entirely of alternating geopolitical and financial crises

I like to end my work emails with “kinda regards” because is it a typo or did that guy just not wish me full regards.

It’s both funny and cosmically correct that the U.S. men’s hockey chodes will have to sit through 2+ hours of rambling from their addled little king while the U.S. Women’s team gets to skip the speech and party with Flavor Flav in Vegas

Having a very unproductive day today

I wish I lived somewhere that snowed.

This guy gets it.

#NovaScotia's lung screening program finds dozens of cancer cases in first 2 years—radiologists discovering small spots of Stage 1 cancer — which is often curable — rather than late stages of the disease. Program set to expand provincewide in coming months www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

“Jackson is arrested in 1993 after blocking 5th Avenue as part of a group protesting against the Clinton administration’s policy of maintaining a detention camp for Haitian political refugees who were HIV positive” Remember this history as we remember this man.

Everywhere else it’s just Tuesday

A fun fact about people coming to the US for the English-Scots-Irish culture is that they don’t do that because England Scotland and Ireland all still very much exist and you can just go visit those countries and experience those cultures.

Why do presidents even get their own day anyway? What have presidents ever done for anyone?

I need Johnny and Tara to have their own spin off show where they are a crime fighting buddy duo but never once - not even one single time - do they ever solve a crime. But they do have just the best time trying. #TheTraitorsUS

john fetterman wants you to believe the 'sexism' problem is calling Kristie Noem a (very tame) name instead of how pregnant immigrant women in minneapolis cant go to the hospital or get prenatal care bc they're too afraid of being kidnapped & brutalized by ICE

Do you know how pissed I’d be if I had a connecting flight this morning in El Paso and it got grounded because the government couldn’t tell the difference between a drug cartel drone and party balloons? I’ve been thinking about this so much and it’s kinda ruining my whole day tbh.

Oh I loved Dawson’s Creek. Reading the cast tributes is gonna be hurt my feelings.

Is weird that the concentration camps are like… empty Big Lots warehouses right? Like what stage of capitalism is this? Late?

I don’t think of myself as much of a swiftie, but for this song I am. Style is a perfect song.

If all the states are gonna have different laws then why bother being a whole country? Why are we all agreeing to this?

It makes absolutely no sense that I can use marijuana in one state but not another.

I’ve always wanted to be the kinda guy who goes hiking and spends time in nature on purpose but I never have cuz I felt like that’s not an option in Houston. But this morning I got up and drove an hour and a half out of town and hiked a little over 8 miles through Sam Houston National Forest

Every few years I rewatch The X Files and I just started it today and in season 1 episode 2 Scully says “you know the government is not above the law” So clearly Mulder and Scully should get back together to investigate the government now

Xander Harris from Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Really nuts how many men were like "Me Too went too far, and I need to email Jeffrey Epstein about it."

This reminds me of the time someone in Louisiana asked me if the tattoo on my wrist was a state and then said “don’t tell me! I’m really good at states!” And then he guessed that the state tattooed on my wrist is …. Memphis. (It’s Oklahoma)

Texans: TODAY (2/2/26) is the last day to register to vote for the March primaries.

Once again here to tap the mic and say Texas is a gerrymandered, voter repressed state, not a "red" state. And every one of you celebrating the (significant) win in Tarrant County better not be the same people in my mentions saying to throw the whole South away. There are good people fighting.

The best outcome that could from ~this~ Is an absolute shattering of the DNC and GOP We should have more than two parties.

Anyway, my cats: Miss Mona Stangley (left) and Jolene (right)

RIP catherine o’hara, she has many phenomenal roles but obviously one of my favorites is her guest role in 30 rock as kenneth’s mother

❤️

Apparently none of my friends have ever seen Best in Show soooo I gave them all homework this weekend.

Macaulay Culkin on Instagram. 😢

Pedro Pascal has paid tribute to Catherine O’Hara after her tragic passing “Oh, genius to be near you. Eternally grateful. There is less light in my world, this lucky world that had you, will keep you, always. Always ❤️ The one and ONLY Catherine O’Hara”

Oh no. Catherine O’Hara is, was, and always will be an absolute icon.

They have Fox on in the gym and they’re talking about Sydney Sweeney and the position of all these political pundits seems to be “actually nobody should ever talk about politics” even though that’s their whole job. Just seems fuckin stupid to me 🤷🏼‍♂️

“It’s some hoes in this turret with me” - Candiace Dillard Bassett next week, hopefully

Holy shit

Today is "Large boulder the size of a small boulder" day!

I feel like one could get plenty of ‘right wing perspective’ by just simply reading NYT headlines.

I spoke to Waco's Kaleb Blain, a transgender pitmaster working to create space for trans people in Texas BBQ. After being doxxed, attacked online and let go from Terry Black's, he's now forging his own path: "I have to do this for the rest of my life." www.chron.com/culture/arti...

We did predict it. And we were called alarmist.

I wish I bought supplies to bake a cake. I didn’t lose power and now I don’t want my dry snacks. I want to bake a cake.

Real talk from Minnesota: "I feel like we're performing CPR on what may already be a corpse: the Constitution" Prove this wrong, fellow Americans, please. MN can stand up, protect each other, witness & alert you. But we alone can't control the feds. This is a USA issue.

Mortality rates: Mifepristone: 0.65/100,000 Penicillin 2/100K Viagra 4/100K Pregnancy in the US: 22/100,000 (some states see rates >60/100K) More people have died in ICE detention centers already in 2026 than will die from mifepristone all year. These politicians are extremely dangerous to women.

The people who'll tell you today's murder victim in Minnesota shouldn't have turned up to a protest carrying a gun are the same people who said Kyle Rittenhouse was perfectly entitled to do the same thing.

HOUSTON: It's going to be fucking cold this weekend. If you or a loved one need a warming center, the City of Houston has a map of them online - cohpublicsafety.maps.arcgis.com/apps/instant...

I can’t believe that one British guy doesn’t like us How very dare he

Nerdy millennial gay guy with cat, 2025.

Dolly Parton stuns for her 80th birthday.