ive been reading a rlly good manga btw

if any of u r single please dont tell me its not worth it

my life is like a yuri manga but like extremely boring and you think im gonna get with any one of the characters and i just dont and i fumble the bag

thinking really hard so that steam comes out of my ears call that a brain fart

secretly jerking off in my office to become a master gooner

im so jobful i am a normie

i forgot that u people exist

my dog smells like hes gonna die

Remember everyone being on your phone all day is a good use of your time and theres nothing else that you could or should be doing right now. Just wanted to give a helpful reminder 

so much thunder :(

new patch design it's him, the fuck

my brain has shrunk down to microscopic levels!!! this is unprecedented!!!

programmer socks

Pink Dog!

guys im losing so hard

Wren Tala

do y'all remember when they found all that tf art in Osamu Tezuka's drawer post-mortem because I think about it often anyway keep chasing your bliss and draw weird shit, god knows we need that right now

i need a pawjob

so proud of him

manically laughing at this point

im so alive today im the most alive ive ever been

i might quit my job it is actually making me go crazy i am going through zoochosis

i am the worst part of the people around me but in the best way possible

slowly learning that I might actually be a bit insane

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im gurgling

adderall got me hyperfocused on my wife. no more distractions. lock tf in

“Violence has no place in American politics.” Signed, a bunch of bloated corpses congratulating themselves on forcing unpaid interns to write documents that state what you cannot do with your life otherwise the state will enact violence against you

I want to be a slimegirl

its so cold!!! my leaves are gonna wilt!!!

"attention seeking behavior" all of my behaviors is for attention because like i like attention duh

ordering a pup cup for my chikorita in lumiose

AHHH!!!

i cry often when i come into work thinking about my own death and how it will affect those around me conclusion commiting is evil

spinning in my spinny chair at work so the horrors dont come back

i love magic the gathering commander its all i think about at work now cause i do nothing all day

do any of u play magic can i send any one my commander decks so that u guys can say "wow leah theyre so cool and unique" pls and thank u

This is me if you even care

I will not be the frog who makes exceptions for scorpions who seem nice.

im winning so hard

guys work has been going good i forgot that im a personality hire for a minute

Also, my current game project: Vikings on Trampolines. Its a co-op/versus brawler where you're vikings, you fight on trampolines, and balloons are sentient and evil.

Ska tune network was one of the first accounts that I followed on TikTok. They’re constantly and consistently putting out Gold and I get physically mad that they are not being handed at least 12 Grammys a year.

somehow i am still alive please send help