I was trying to spell esophagus

i've lived my whole life in amniotic fluid

today I cried because I got a B. tomorrow? who knows!

depressed guy supportive of his friends art career: si yeah if you need a wound reference just tell me placement, depth and width and I'll be going to work on it!

I have rainbow hair now bbtw

I would like to say that I sat between two pretty blonde tall twinks yesterday and I think thats the closest to heaven I'll ever reach

pidgeon art

ive been thinking about offing myself but instead I just go insane

I helped rescue a baby crow (his mother was dead next to him) so everyone say thank u to mr

my chocolate muffin turned out to be blueberry :(

this is precisely how twitter would have been in germany in the 1940s

Gato

me, at the place where they help me get disability access: woman (whos helping me get disability access): i mean youre clearly disabled me, at the place where they help me get disability access: >:(

To be fair, if I had to talk to J. D. Vance, I'd do the same damn thing

university has me crashing out chewing a chunk into my laptop and sending it to my professor

WRONG DOCTORATE AI !! BAD AI!!! I DIDNT MEAN THAT KINDA DOCTOR!! I WANTED TO KNOW IF HANK GREEN HAD A PHD!!! @hankgreen.bsky.social

Going to my first concert since I was 13. Pray for me and my constantly overstimulated ass (I'll be wearing earplugs)

Humans are very weird and mostly do things because the people around them do them. This is true for me and you and everyone. Interpreting bland, default human weirdnesses as repugnant, intentional immoralities will 100% make you miserable while alienating people from your ideas.

trans guy trying to show the books that he reads to a girl: yeah haha so its eh.. its called "i hate men" girl: oh yeah same trans guy, trying to make sure she knows hes a guy and woke and not a girl: IM A FAGGOT.

girlfriend and i started playing minecraft

If people who get periods instead layed eggs you wouldnt have a shortage now, AMERICA!!! shouldve thought of that one

I accidentally smashed my middle finger between door and wall so hard I couldn't breath for a proper 5 minutes how did yalls day start

If people who get periods instead layed eggs you wouldnt have a shortage now, AMERICA!!! shouldve thought of that one

child (student): hello mr. orion, did you get bullied? me (teacher): nope! child, turning to his friend: mr. orion got bullied!!! ??? BITCH I JUST SAID-

Being a teacher day 1: A child (11 year old) has asked me (20 year old) if I'm their new classmate. No wonder I always get IDed.

You don't need to pass to be trans You don't need to pass to be trans You don't need to pass to be trans You don't need to pass to be trans You don't need to pass to be trans You don't need to pass to be trans You don't need to pass to be trans You don't need to pass to be trans

Someone on Vinted is selling their autism and adhd for 9000€

FAITHBREAKER RELEASE THE LAST OF THE FALLEN GODS SERIES RELEASED

For everytime I use ChatGPT I drink half a litre less. #dehydrated4enviornment

thats it. I'm gonna learn how to beatbox and become 200% more annoying!!!!

slowly learning that I might actually be a bit insane

Them: Theyre transing our children!!! Me and all my future teacher homies: Uiiai.. U-I-I-A-I...

In light of the Cinna, Rae & stuff situation: When I was 16 and a stream I got stalked & sexually harrassed the most - it magically stopped when I turned 18. Wonder why

my favorite memory of my abusive parent is that one time they felt bad for being mean to me and drunkenly showed me the "north star" and im like 50% sure they were pointing at an airplane so we just kinda stood there while they told me thats how I'll always find home

my favorite memory of my abusive parent is that one time they felt bad for being mean to me and drunkenly showed me the "north star" and im like 50% sure they were pointing at an airplane so we just kinda stood there while they told me thats how I'll always find home

Growing up in an abusive household is crazy bc why when I tell someone "yeah my parent forced me to learn how to break someones thumb and showed me on myself and I was scared the whole time that they'd actually break mine" they look at me like thats not a universal experience

Someone on Vinted is selling their autism and adhd for 9000€

im bathing!! for the first time i years!! and im so small i fit into the tub so well!! so warm... i feel like im inside an egg..

The place where I live is so small my vote was worth 0,13% 😭

applying to get my gender marker changed to faggot!!! so exited!!!!

God brought white tall blonde twinks with long hair onto this earth for me to sinfully list after them

i wish i could just eat my boyfriend. raw. not even well done. I wanna consume that man breathing

reading is essentially just disassociating while starring at words

And I am an ally. If you are too, let the world know.

Do y’all think she wants something, orrrrrrrrr…? 🤔

my dumbass helped with a demo today :) look!!