If elected president I will use your tax dollars for things you ACTUALLY want. Like individual bathrooms not bathroom(s) - where you have to share one room with 4 other people in shitty stalls that go up to your knees - actual private bathrooms. You have a right to shit in peace, so vote for me 🦜

You talking to them ai chatbots bro?

They will come for me, They will come for you, It doesn't matter the color of your skin or the content of your character They just want you to stop resisting Were you not grown up taught to love freedom? Freedom. The universe isn't even free, but it still loves you. So try to be free.

It's okay man, I'm not mad at you, Are you okay?

You have a second amendment right btw Release the list of perpetrators btw

why don't they do birth certificate verification? to yknow, verify when you were born? They want you to give up your ID so they can map your face like china's credit score type shi. Palantir type shi. Tracking everyone type shi. Training AI slop in a totally not coordinated ID leak type shi.

We don't have great dental care here

Temu cyberpsychosis Jeffery bezos bullshit

Oops! All politics on my personal account.

First yt short: livestream of puppet frieren in front of a witch pot whispering 67 67 Immediately scrolls down: "GET OUT OF ME HEAD! GET OUT OF ME HEAD MAN" the algorithm knows 😭

Temu version of bladerunner

Checkerboard floors Where is the door How do I order Do they have burgers

There'll probably be a mass psychosis event soon, I'll barely keep my sanity for the preamble and I'm gonna be stuck looking at the chaos like glep watching the fall of Rome like "uhhh okay all I did was go humbuh"

We are schmoogle

I have to look at viper and chamber's half-naked bodies hugging their nightmares out on the god damn launcher screen everytime I wanna play comp now I hate it here and it's gonna be like this for the next 3 weeks OMG who greenlit this

I don't understand why we got rid of replaceable batteries. You'd think that company executives would WANT to sell replacement parts so that they could make more planned obselecense while also giving the ability for consumers to prolong device life but noooooo think of the shareholders! Moneymoneym-

release the list of perpetrators btw

How do I look yellow man

guys i think the whole point is to get us KICKED out of nato

🐈: If you wanna be healthy, and you got juice and water bottle halfway, just pour the half juice into the half water. Jawter. 🦉: ...Are you fucking stupid-

To anyone playing sage, if you get sent off to war irl, and you're assigned as a field medic, your job will NOT be pushing the front line. So why are you doing it in val You are not him. Stop dying immediately if you have 3 duelists to do the space taking for you omfg

"So sorry for being so inactive I have boyfriend now" Some mfer in my dream. Lol. Not me. Obviously

....12 fucking thousand? Alright. Just this once, I am conjuring murica power.

Release the list of perpetrators btw

it's 2026 and valorant still doesn't have practice while in queue. Rocket League sadly stays winning

Whoever made this shitty ass thumbnail needs to get fired. Like what the fuck even is this bro. WHAT EVEN IS THIS BRO. 😭

Do they expect us to just sit at home or something? If they do? After millions protested over less? Actually, literally less? Do they think we're stupid or something? That we don't care about human decency? That we won't stand up for our neighbors' rights, even if we don't agree? Idk. Anyways hiiii

Microslop 365 PBS NEWS special Copilot with AI jorkoffcompanion is watching your screen and taking screenshots every 5 seconds btw Switch to Linux ooooo

I am alone XDD

They got money for wars but can't feed the poor

Happy New Year :3

🐉 I want to see you go now.

Only fat fucking chuds end up in a turkey tom video

youtube.com/shorts/p-bFv... I mean, I tried to warn people back in 2022... Now your art will becomekirkified instantly upon upload to twitter. Lol. Lmao. Bsky isn't that much better but at least your art doesn't get instakirked here

"There are NOT one million files, believe me, bigly, hurrr durrrr I don't remember!" - Trump rn, probably

Mermaid Za drawn by @iddyyacht.bsky.social 🔞 have a good Christmas btw :3

Ice cold take ai could do a better job running our government atp Please skynet you can absorb my life force as long as you unredact the rest of these damn philes they gotta go

Oh my god. Ew. What the hell?

Honey is a scam btw Release the list of perpetrators btw

@lalanull.bsky.social drawings i did for fun early last year. i remember wanting to do a full tarot set but only ever got these five done. #art#digitalart#procreate#drawing#tarot#drawings

youtube.com/shorts/V5OLp... Life RN

They're not gonna release the list of perpetrators today release the list of perpetrators today and all the unredacted files. that's the only way you get transparency. Spitting on the window and smearing dung all over so barely anything is visible is NOT transparency (cough cough, sharpie)

I'd shed my humanityyyy To control karma For a moment

I work I go home I chat to no one I hoot at my bird for 5 minutes Shower brush teeth sleep repeat