🧍 Lala! Heyyy! 🐈 MARIAAAAA FROM BARCELONAAAAAA YOU FUCKING BITCH 🐈 MELON MELON MELON 🧍.... 🧍*Slams door*

It's called controlled opposition, doofuses You were supposed to make a third party 20 years ago but a million bumps will get in your way, each of which will ruin your suspension if you drive at a snail's pace... Which you're doing. ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

Does this mean that I need a tune-up And a change of oil?

Trans rights are human rights Black people aren't apes Release everything btw

Any white SUV with black front grills can be state police and you wouldn't know until you checked the decal :v

what a soothing melody. it reminds me of church. i don't know why it does, but it sounds nostalgic - and that's all i need right now. [artblock]

I'm not tryna ruin your fun But cook me burgers with cheese

🐈 If you see me out in Quahog, say hi, But if you meet me at the clam, I'm a talkative guy

I wanna wake up and say Good morning USA But I can't get out of bed It's comfier here anyway

art block

It's.... such a great symphony. i hate it. I hate that I like it.

ISAHNSE

Can I get uhhhh psychedelic burger

Having a detached, completely separate train of thought that argues and belittles you isn't fun 🐉 Uh-huh.

ohhhh kaceytron. ohhhhhhhh kaceytron. and to think I felt even slightly bad for h3 suing you into oblivion... lol. lmao

🐈 Jeopardy Theme Distorted + Bass Boosted Funk 🐉 Get out of my office-

WTF IT'S CINCO DE MAYO ALREADY

This is bad for everyone - bad for websites because now they have to invade everyone's privacy just to abide by the law, bad for people because eventually they'll just outlaw VPNs outright under the guise of "protecting the kids" as if spying on everyone, including kids, is safe in any way. 😮‍💨

This algorithm's gonna be the DEATH of me bro

Rubberbanding, switched up

I'm sorry for bullying you into deleting ur post... I'm kidding. Your post got like 3K likes using AI snoopy to advocate against AI art. Ted Bundy against Serial Killing type shi (disproportionate comparison but whatever)

i hate it here

Meta's ai has GOTTA go.

I should invest in yuan atp 😭

youtu.be/pgN-vvVVxMA 8 years old btw 😭

Funk carioca is just the 2020's Sparta remix

Tds = trump "derangement" syndrome Pds = pdf debasing syndrome Therefore Tds = Pds and any variant equation

Release everything btw I'm going to say this a second time because it seemingly gains more traction the more I say it: Release everything btw

🐈 I'm responsible for performing surgeries that benefit the most volatile and revolutionary technology mankind has ever known - based off a fucking biblical angel, and I don't even get fucking paid?! 🐉... Y

It's cold outside

🐈 I don't want war in Iran. 🐉 Inb4 the palantir fly drone packed with a microscopic zoning bomb flies into your ear and turns you into a fine pink mist 🐈 ...

Kalshi going crazy with this one Let's go gambling on real world events let's go Let's go turning America into a speculative betting paradise let's go

My YouTube algorithm every other Friday:

Release everything btw No I didn't forget I'm just letting the rest of the news cycle take it's course.

PalantirGPT images 2: Look at this tiny grain of rice that PalantirGPT put the word OBEY in. This is truly AGI. wow. sigh.

In case you're wondering why I left twitter immediately after seeing Elon getting his grubby paws on it. Yeah. Ewwwww. My Spidey senses weren't deceiving me, Oracle-Satan himself has a stake in twitter 😮‍💨

"Why are humans 'like that'?" -Alien Logic 237k Views

Do you think if I had the power to snap this universe out of existence, I wouldn't have done it by now? You're stuck here just as much as I am.

Good evening Jesus wouldn't say "an entire civilization will die tonight" Thank you for your attention to this matter, Lala

Temu Cyberpsychosis (2)

Why does this feel awfully familiar...

youtube.com/shorts/T6c-1... 🐈 Me and who