I love unintentionally trauma dumping on people bro. I got asked why I cut my own hair and I was like yeah no the last two barbers I went to molested me as a child and now I have a deep rooted fear of them LMAO

some of y'all have GOT to read a dictionary.

Saw this on my timeline. Worst response document I've read in a while. docs.google.com/document/d/1...

just got asked why I unfollowed someone. my brother in Christ it's because you follow multiple minors despite posting nsfw content???? 💀💀

im ngl i stopped reading the document at this point 💀

dude 🥀🥀

GLORY TO THE CCP ✊🇨🇳🎆

having an athletic grandma goes crazy cause she can beat my ass ten times in a row at tennis (my second best sport) but if she tripped on the court she'd probably die 💀

Sometimes I consider saying fuck it and start dick riding the Chinese CCP. Like they've got constant surveillance but at least their president isn't a pedophile and a child rapist 😭😭😭

if I ever win the lottery first thing I'm doing is buying ten of those real expensive cheese wheels

Current casualty of discord servers I was banned from for thinking pedophile jokes directed at minors is inappropriate is now three!

By putting swastika's on art you upload to twitter, twitter will recognize it's a hate symbol and not use the image as apart of its database. Is this the new meta?

I vividly remember laughing my ass off during a serious scene in a movie years ago when someone runs over a dog because they used two different owl sound effects I knew at the same time

I have the world's worst sense of humor. Every time I hear a bird or an owl make a noise in a show I giggle my ass off because I can recognize the exact audio file name. I have listened to and just about memorized all 50,000 sound effects on free sound effects . com i literally know all of them 💀

a book that dissolves as you read it

sometimes i wish interspecies breeding was a thing, not like for humans but for other animals cause honest to god what would a gorilla mixed with a seal look like

Banned from a discord server because I mentioned I reported someone who was "jokingly" saying they were a pedophile and wanted to touch a 13 year old member of the server my bad sorry for being a snitch y'all ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

"Comms are not currently available." oh okay can you relay a message?

let me IIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

LET ME FUCKING JERK OFF IN PEACE, DISCORD?????

"I came out of the closet" bud, that closet was made of glass

every time I have a migraine or some shit my mom suggests taking pain killers. like?? popping a perc every time you have a headache or leg pain is NOT the way you should go about things 😭

97 days since the last chapter of berserk. From what the current creators of the series have been saying these next handful of chapters are going to be important, even still the time between chapters is utter absurdity. Weekly? Biweekly? I'm fine with monthly or bimonthly, not every three months 😭😭

fuck drunk driving drunk walking is more fun I'm ngl public intoxication for the #win

I started writing a post a few hours ago then switched tabs, forgot what I was saying as this was as far as I got decided to post it anyways.

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I just finished reaching "I have no mouth and I must scream" and holy shit it was immaculate. Going to play the game via the original DVD rom since I've heard it's pretty good, I haven't been this entranced in a story for quite a while.

I just wrote a five paragraph post about Markipliers cheated 10/20 FNAF 2 run and imidiately after realized I didn't really care and no one else would as well lmao

Scrapegoatt revive coming soon 🗣️🔥

Life is unironically so much better when you know an actual hacker who can just tell you a twitter users full legal name and place of residence in short notice. Beyond fucking awesome.

XqC and his fuckass premeditated racial slurs 😭

If I ever end up hospitalized or sent to jail which one of y'all can I count on keeping my Duolingo streak ablaze?

The biggest red flag of being on the internet is being unbothered by gore or disgusting imagery. For a while I had people send me disgusting images of maggots in people's heads and self harm on Twitter just to be an asshole and after a while I just stopped caring. And THATS the scary part.

How someone treats bugs is unironically the best way to have a sense of their person. If someone goes out of their way to step around bugs it shows that they're not only a nonviolent person but that they actively do their best to not cause harm.

I'm happy to say that i own a Nintendo switch and around 20 switch games yet I have not given a single dollar to Nintendo. (Buying used items off of eBay.)

I feel that it's an overlooked fact that 2024/2025 flagship phones can record / take videos in 8K Like?? I get technology is advancing but that's just fucking insanity.

The box office is getting boring can we mix it up a bit and change it to the oval office?

I'm nightmare Freddy and im in yo head

Softblocked someone two times and each time right after I did they followed me again 😭😭????

I've been swatted a total of four times. Also shout-out to that time someone who was stalking me swatted the wrong address and sent the feds to my mother with dementia's house that I didn't live at. was super cool!

got swatted for showing human emotions online 🥳

shout-out to that time someone online called the police and had a welfare check done on me because I seemed "too happy" aka they thought it was a sign that I was going to end my life soon 💀

I do 20-25 miles a day and I go through nice shoes like every 5-6 months it pisses me off.

Can someone invent a pair of shoes which doesn't decide to kill itself after six months of moderate running?

if i was a woman while I was pregnant id squeeze my nipples like theyre utters and spray milk at people when they aren't looking

I really wanna get struck with lightning, It'd be badass and I could get some cool scars. only issue is how do u go about getting struck by lightning, even if you're holding a big metal rod its statistically improbable to hit you.

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oomf got temporarily suspended for a photo of them as a dog being held by someone (in a nonsuggestive manner I saw the art) what is instagram dude 😭😭???