Drinking sleepy tea and taking melatonin tonight in an attempt to actually sleep… we will see the results

If bill nye didnt rhyme with science guy do you think he still would have made his show?

Not only can cubes be given, they also can be had. Chew on that

I can tell quickly when a video i am watching was made in california or new york and i click off very quickly if it was filmed somewhere else.

The glormpf lite drama is crazy. Why would they charge 5 dollars for “enhanced mode” in this app. What did it even do?

they sold all my data to shmoovit :(

Glormpf lite is a great app and can fill all your needs on a phone or tablet

Im 22 days young

My favorite one direction song is “buy pickle juice”, its a real toe tapper!

eyepatches are in. eyepatches will accentuate your swag. buy an eyepatch

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Ummm… do.. do you remember?

Taking a hike is the best. Highly recommend always

Sponge vibes

New music friday

Its been a while since ive done this but i used to get one off lessons from random composers i admire every once in a while. I always enjoyed this and i got a lot out of it plus its a great way to support musicians you enjoy. Not everyone teaches lessons but many people will if you just ask!

When i was still a teen a few years ago we would not eat cottage cheese while gaming but we did eat packages of cream cheese, bleu cheese, and cheese wiz regularly

Glormpf lite is a great app and can fill all your needs on a phone or tablet

Whenever i play music my nickname has become “the dope genius”. You can laugh all you want but thats a nickname the crowd gave me so i earned it. You dont have to call me that but that is my nickname. Its really your call

Have you heard the tale of vector’s tool?

This isnt really a joke. If something takes under 15 min in the oven i like to sit on the ground and watch it cook while i listen to music.

I enjoy watching things cook in the oven from start to finish

Jasper with a ball to match

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Something i dont do is post about controversial subjects. Like mario and mario related things. I would never post about that

Some people call me “the car king” aka the king of cars. Dont feel nervous around me, im jsut the car king. It really isnt a big deal

I recently heard a rumor that a band exists called “the poo poo snatchers” but im not quite sure its real. Its hard to know what to believe these days

They can drink water now but while mythbusters was on the air they were in a state of perpetual dehydration; dont get it twisted!

I have never and will never play a game featuring mario or any of his friends. This is my code of honor

Adam and Jamie werent allowed to drink water at ALL during the production of mythbusters and it explains a lot. They always looked so dry

of the groups protesting this petroleum propaganda, the most notable was a handful of men whose grandchildren watched the cartoon. the group, led by italian-american octogenarians S. Gunner and M. Mario, later became known as '7 Grand Dad' due to the number and parental status of its constituents.

the flintstones' fall from popular relevance was a result of smear campaigns perpetrated jointly by american oil companies and auto manufacturers. their strategy worked, and as a result foot-powered cars are much rarer to see these days than those running on gas.

He has an electric blanket and it is his favorite thing in the world. He becomes so peaceful it is astounding

Music is just tricks

Normalize needing to cry after peeing

I was actually in the bible a lot of times but im chill and dont bring it up too much

Trying to figure out how to handle it but ive been on my phone a lot more than id like the last few weeks and after hanging out with people last night and today im like dang i really need to figure something out because when im off my phone i just feel better huh. Who would have guessed…

I was actually in the bible a lot of times but im chill and dont bring it up too much

Home is where greg is

Jasper loves to talk to me

I saw you at the pee festival yesterday. We cant be friends anymore. You told me you couldnt go to the poop festival because “you were sick.” Now i know where your loyalties lie. Now i know where you place your priorities.

Jasper wants the oven mitt

i want to make an awesome club where all my cool friends on and offline can all hang out and listen to music and dance and have a generally all around good time

what makes a car work better, dog juice or dog oil? asking for a friend who is new to both

Sleeping makes like no sense. Yeah ill lay down on a platform and not move at all or think consciously and then a few hours later ill get up and pretend nothing happened. Deranged. Id prefer not to do that

I really wish i still had access to the slack channel for my high school job at a pizza place. It was the funniest thing ever. I dont think i do anymore

“awful people don’t deserve to be killed, but they don’t deserve to be praised, either” is apparently a thought too complex for the pundit mind

I cant sleep so its probably a good idea to turn on my light rectangle and stare at it a lot