Its a friday night “as they say”

Yummy late lunch. Soup with chicken, potatoes, jalapenos, corn, great northern beans, kale, fresh thyme, and cream

Summer playlist? Yeah, i think my list would consist of toys, since thats what i plan to play with this summer

I hit my food with a big hammer to help it cool off

My car goes 100,000 miles per hour, but yall arent ready for that conversation… 🙄

this midnight all streaming services regardless of timezone GUS linktr.ee/nelward

@aquasine.net explain this…

tomorrow!

Why do they call it a dollar sign anyways? What is it supposed to represent?

Jasper is watching me grill through the window

The computer 👎

I really need to quit playing guitar sitting on the ground because i think its bad for my back. Ive done it for years but every time i do now when i stand up my back feels horrible. Ive written a lot of music sitting like this, so i dont want to give it up

Hey dude do you have any chlorine i could borrow? I need it for a recipe, i only need a cup

I am one of the only people to ever exist

After moving to a new place where my office area is separate from my living room i still had a desire for computer on the tv. After hooking my main desktop and my old laptop to ethernet and fiddling with some settings, i can now play games laglessly on my living room tv. Steam remote play 💪

Im a big fan of 92%

Commenting “last!” on a youtube video

Summer playlist? Yeah, i think my list would consist of toys, since thats what i plan to play with this summer

Its either “go viral” or “go to the store” and theres no in between these days. I blame congress. Id like to “go” on a vacation! #Red40 #PhysicalMedia

2 birds vs 1 stone

Beverly hills is an awful song yes, but it is very funny that it exists. Of course of all people Rivers Cuomo was writing the lyrics “my automobile is a piece of crap, my fashion sense is a little whack and my friends are just as screwy as me” 10 years into being famous…

this is a state sponsored children's torture camp

My favorite dance is “the dishes.” I love doing the dishes

I really need to put a curtain up at my new place in my room. I keep waking up at 6 am (such as right now) because it gets brighter outside and then it takes me quite a while to go back to sleep, and my sleep is already not very good most of the time

Who all that i know uses FL studio? I think i know who most of my FL studio mutuals are but im curious if i am missing any

Im almost done writing an album for my band. 2 songs left to write :) Hopefully gonna be recording a few months from now. Its something ive been putting a lot of effort into and i think its gonna be really cool!!!

Me if i was an evil landlord: “hey tenant… you forgot to pay your ‘smell rent’. You have to pay your smell rent. Its different than normal rent.”

Feeling overwhelmed with all of this. LISTEN. Another Louisiana resident (Marshawn is the only name we have) testifies against the state’s racial gerrymander, speaking truth to power up and down the hearing room and predicts how this story will end. Speak your truth, fight and believe.

New recipe! Terrible new flavor!!

Jasper is such a sweet cat… i obviously do not have a photo of this but a few minutes ago he jumped on behind me onto the toilet seat while i was using the bathroom, and then he stayed there for about 15 seconds. I dont know what compelled him to do this but i am glad he did

Today is the tomorrow of yesterday

Halfway done with my masters degree… it was an offer i couldnt pass up, but i cannot wait to be done with college. Trying to make the most of my time in school while i am still doing it :) Lots of plans for when i am out; hopefully more live performances!!

Finally got to check this album out and it rocks hard!! Listen and purchase now??

Mario kart 8 looked good at the time but anyone arguing that it looks better than world is coping. Mario kart 8 is maybe the most “unreal engine” looking nintendo game to me and i dont think as a style its very fitting personally

hi morning crew, my new album is out :)

I moved for 2 days then today instead of resting i decided to take a 2 hour hike. I think it was a good decision??? Im even more sore than before but i think the hike helped to stretch me out, maybe im just coping tho

Tweewaster is out! It's my first new album since 2017, and I'm very excited to finally get to share it with you : )

Jasper is loving that there is carpet at the new place i moved to

They call it job hunting because when you find a job youre supposed to kill it with a weapon then hang it on your wall as a trophy

Gas prices the highest in years amid a disastrous war and the leader of the opposition party is busy thanking the White House for posting grainy "UFO" pics 👍

Listening to elliott smith today in a “i really love his music” way and not a “im so sad” way. Yes his music can be quite sad but its also just amazing music??

I was extremely socially inept when i was younger and i would say this is still true. I certainly try! But i have made a lot of silly mistakes over the years that have probably costed me potential friendships. Im pretty at peace with it at this point

Tweewaster Album & Video Premiere 5/12 2pm EST -> youtube.com/watch?v=7K026xZOAVY

Reporting a floating orb sighting. I saw one. I had my camera on and took a picture but dont want to share. Its real i swear

I dont get starfox

I dont send emails. I only receive them. Sending emails is cringe

If there was somehow a new machine that dissolved nutrients from food into your bloodstream, that would defeat the purpose of eating no? We have an innate understanding that there is beauty to process, but in an artistic capacity people are willing to throw away the humanity in its entirety

My new book: aimless thoughts about sports. For sports fans and non-fans alike.