Ciabatta not fuck with them, they don't knead to put up with naan of your shit. You butter believe they'll crumb right at you and you'll be toast, your loaf over. Do you want your mama putting flours on your grave? Crust me, that's just how they roll. Okay, challah at you later.

In cases you missed it: Question to Pam Bondi: Are you currently investigating anyone in connection to the Jeffrey Epstein files? Answer: Your mother sucks cocks in hell. (Projectile vomits)

Pam Bondi has been a complete and total failure at her job. The Epstein survivors showed more courage just by being in that room than she did under oath. She refused to answer questions and chose complicity. America deserves better.

Pam Bondi is an unwashed dog asshole.

I am disgusted by Pam Bondi! How could she have ever worked as an attorney? No judge would allow her to act like that in court! Witnesses are supposed to answer questions and only the questions asked! She has Trump ass-kissing syndrome!

Roses are red Violets are blue Pam Bondi is a fcking liar I hope she rots in hell

She is one of the most brilliant minds we have on our side. Crockett/Ocasio Cortez 2028. Pam Bondi giving mean girl Regina George energy with a burn book🙄 She wouldn’t look at the victims. She protects billionaire pedophiles. Lock her up. Rep. Crockett is the leader we need. Fearless👏 #crockett2028

Jayapal asks Epstein survivors in hearing room to stand and raise hands if they still haven't been able to meet with Bondi's DOJ. Every single one of them doe. Jayapal then gives Bondi an opportunity to apologize. She responds by trying to attack Jayapal and Merrick Garland but doesn't apologize.

“ADP had 22,000. Who to trust...ADP or Trump's handpicked lackey at BLS? Considering after all the revisions, ADP has shown to be much closer and that the Trump regime is doing anything because his numbers about the economy are shit...I think I'll trust ADP.”

Good Q @SarahKSilvermam

I just realized the 'F' in RFK Jr stands for Fucktard.

MeidasTouch sent a reporter to look for waste, fraud, and abuse behind the Melania movie. Here’s what we found.

This post is the GOAT.

Globe and Mail cartoon

If the pigeons just decided to go ham one day we’d be so cooked

read online that someone set-up a premium rate phone number where callers get charged $3.99/ min. then they posted flyers in their neighborhood that said "call this number to report illegal aliens," but the number just puts them on hold with music. so far, they've made $17,000

@krassenstein.bsky.social While looking for something completely different I came across Epstein’s Private investigator “William H. Riley” in the files. Basically he was hired to discredit and intimidate victims. These are Donald Trump and Mar-a-lago mentions

@aoc.bsky.social @robertgarcia.bsky.social @kaine.senate.gov While looking for something completely different I came across Epstein’s Private investigator “William H. Riley” in the files. Basically he was hired to discredit and victims. These are Donald Trump and Mar-a-lago mentions

@meidastouch.com While looking for something completely different I came across Epstein’s Private investigator “William H. Riley” in the files. Basically he was hired to discredit and intimidate victims. Trump and former Prince Andrew are mentioned. These are Donald Trump and Mar-a-lago mentions

@mollyjongfast.bsky.social @maddow.bsky.social @lastwordmsnow.bsky.social @weissmann.substack.com While looking for something completely different I came across Epstein’s Private investigator “William H. Riley” in the files. Here are the Donald Trump and Mar-a-lago mentions in screen grabs

While looking for something completely different I came across Epstein’s Private investigator “William H. Riley” in the files. Basically he was hired to discredit and intimidate victims. Trump and former Prince Andrew are mentioned. First drop are Donald Trump and Mar-a-lago mentions

To all the Minnesotans who are making their voices heard and protesting peacefully: The world is watching, and when change comes, it will be because of you.

@muellershewrote.com looks like the file is available for now in a different spot www.justice.gov/epstein/file...

Epstein Files Underage Girl Claims Trump Forced Oral Sex Bombshell allegation in the latest Epstein Files document release ... an underage girl claims she was forced to perform oral sex on Donald Trump approximately 35 years ago in New Jersey. www.tmz.com/2026/01/30/t...

Y’all, the page I screen grabbed from the Epstein Files has been taken down…https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%2010/EFTA01660679.pdf Share my pics if you can

First thing I clicked on in a quick search of the latest Epstein File dump is already horrific.

The City of Philadelphia has introduced legislation to limited ICE in the city. The Federal Agents can not be masked, must have ID visible, must have arrested warrants signed by federal judges. They can't attack people. If they can't do this, they will be arrested.

“Melania” is truly the worst experience I’ve had in a theater” -Abraham Lincoln

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

Behold! My shiny blackness, my wiggly nose, and my cute little pink lips and tongue! . Jet 🖤🐰❤️ #bunny #rabbit #tongueouttuesday

Jennings: Let's not get our knickers in a twist here McGowan: Why are you talking like that? It's insane. Your attitude is just horrifying…

Native Americans protested in Minneapolis today after the ICE abducted four Oglala Sioux Tribal Members. Three of them are still missing. (1/17|26)

BREAKING: TIM WALZ: "If you see these ICE agents in your neighborhood, take out that phone and hit record." "Help us create a database of the atrocities against Minnesotans, not just to establish a record for posterity, but to bank evidence for future prosecution."

About the only things uplifting in this cruel world now are the venerable monks and their beloved canine, Aloka. 😭 #WalkForPeace 💙

Frost: For so long, the right wing has held up patriotism as a vibe, as an aesthetic. But patriotism is more than bald eagles and flags and beer. Patriotism is about loving the people who live in the damn country — every single one of them.

Frey: "You cannot drag pregnant women through the snow. You're not allowed to take teenagers out of their car and detain them when they are in fact American citizens. That is against the law in every state. That is against our US Constitution."

There's no reason for ICE agents to have guns. Nobody is shooting at them.

SHOCK CELL PHONE VIDEO: Renee Good's final words to her murderer: “That’s fine dude, I’m not mad at you.” ICE agent Jonathan Ross after shooting and killing her seconds later: “Fuckin’ bitch.” Via Alpha News

Hey, media, here's your headline: "Video shows Trump and Noem lying about ICE's killing of woman in Minneapolis." It's not a "he said, she said." There's video that shows ICE wasn't acting in self-defense. Facts exist. Everything isn't a matter of opinion. Stop being cowards.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart The very next day Kali ma shakti de

Forgot to redact there 👇🏼

The next administration ought to do a Pay Per View event showing them dismantling and torching all of the tacky and gaudy shit Trump has put up and in OUR Whitehouse. That might make a significant dent in our national debt.

LMAO McGovern is on fire right now 🔥🔥🔥

Orange toad species discovered so tiny it fits on pencil tip

Sir this is a combination KFC/Taco Bell

These ghouls trying to be folksy or cute are just more disturbing.

As someone who was biologically unable to produce enough breast milk for my son, he can fuck right off the nearest pier. It's not breast is best. Being fed is best. Goddamn this motherfucking fetid chancre on a sweaty troll's nutsack.