Yourself, but as a cartoon.

Wow, the grift right out in the open. I'd be horrified but they're speedrunning the whole "how long will the rubes continue to pay me."

This is your weekly, "FUCK ALITO." Good day.

Temu Himmler is likely their sacrificial lamb.

The joy of having a profoundly autistic chlid with ADHD and oppositional defiance is that the process of finding the proper ADHD medication AND his being up from 3am onward means he will fight you to go back to bed and you get no sleep. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Yup, just what it needs. /sarcasm

Me: "Where's kidbutt's tablet? Last I saw, you had it." Dickhead: *woken up* "I didn't bring it in..." Me: "Well, you'd better get it, kidbutt needs it tomorrow." I walked into the bathroom and made him go out into the cold. Fuuuck that. His fault.

Call ICE what it is: brownshirts.

Poltroonish, olid chancres on the taint of a barrowghast. Someone launch these fuckers into the nearest black hole and watch the gravitational implosion while sipping margaritas..

This is a prelude to banning birth control for what they claim are horrific side effects, such as the risk of blood clots with birth control pills. The goal is for women to be pregnant and essentially broodmares.

You know, they say the little things aren't important, but they add up, and it's shit like this that accelerated my demise with the father of kidbutt. Fucking really?

Glorious. Simply glorious. Honestly, we need more of that.

Genuflect and confirm obedience is the mark of a coward, peak cult of personality, and most importantly, authoritarianism. Not new, of course. We saw this the first time around. However, Trump is execelerating in his deterioration mentally, and with all yes people, we are well and truly fucked.

My son is 5 and profoundly autistic. He is nonverbal and has nascent oppositional defiance disorder and ADHD. Had this happened to him, I'm scared to death how they would've handled a child like him. He absolutely would not respond to them and would, in fact, fight and attempt to destroy things.

Snuck to use the bathroom. First, kidbutt enters. Promptly followed by dogbutt, and moments later, derp cat. Nothing quite like an audience and NONE OF THEM WOULD FUCKING LEAVE.

Jesus flying fuckmonkeys, QUIT CONSULTING WITH NEWSOM ABOUT HIS THOUGHTS REGARDING TRUMP. Find someone else, he is a fucking bigoted asshole who simply has a media office that can whip out shit to make him seem like he is competent. Fuck Newsom.

Arbitrary tariffs because of hostile (and let's be honest, sexist) feelings is wildly inappropriate and has anyone checked on John Roberts? Traveled back in time to yeet him, Kavanaugh, and Barrett into the sun over "hanging chads?"

Well, time to go to bed. So soon, I hope to get a decision on grad school.

Are any #historians able to help me? I am researching the death of a gentleman in 1922 and this is the death certificate information. Any idea what the cause of death was caused by? I have highlighted the relevant field. I am at a complete loss as to what the word is preceding "attack 5 years ago."

K, let's try this again. Obviously my anxiety attack is making me fail basic grammar. So, last night I had a thought pop into my head about a primary source that has been driving me nuts for over a year. I wasn't sure if my idea was worth pursuing, so on a lark, I emailed my former prof/ future

What in the... and I cannot express this ENOUGH... what in the flying FUCK? www.nytimes.com/2026/01/17/s...

Yep, fun reminder: Elon came here on a student visa and overstayed it. He is, by the current ICE standards, a criminal. But we all know how this will play out.

Something tells me that this man will use every lever he can to be a thorn in the Administration, and honestly, I am here for it.

Everytime I see this chode all that I can think is that he dresses like Temu Hugo Boss.

He is beauty He is grace He got stuck in the high place

The twunt who killed a dog and thought it profund enough to initially include in her book can't even keep the lies straight and generally just needs to be yeeted out of a fucking cannon into the sun.

And there it is, the start of limiting speech by the judicial branch. "Libertine" is a very broad term, but then again, this is the land of knowing smut when you see it, so maybe the vagaries are more clearly defined for these prudes. ...the same prudes that blow up Grindr each convention.

Just discovered that there are packages of Mini Chessmen that cost $1 and well, any diet I ever planned to take would be shot.

If you think Trump won't try this, you're deluded.

So, after thought: I plan to create a plaque with the name of the first person to mansplain my expertise to me and hang it in my office. Further, there will be wall space devoted to the dates and places it happens. Kinda curious how fast it fills up.

Needs a drum kit out there, too. Full death metal rocking.

This was the plan from day one. As we roll into midterms, the need for him to become a tyrant and assume total control became paramount. We are in the throes of the final stages, and it can't go any further if we want to save this country.

Had a stressful AF week so far, honestly, I want a drink. However, I probably shouldn't do that, so instead I will take a long, hot shower and listen to music.

My, my, can't imagine how AI makes them look like fucking idiots. Also, this is fucking dangerous and should compel all intelligence communities to yeet AI into the fucking sun. Will they? Loooool.

Hugo Boss is being imitated by a man who is absorbed by the Nazi styling.

Time to stab myself with Dupixent. Wheeeee

Dickhead today decided to tell me that he regretted "saving me" from my abusive ex-husband. That, in retrospect, he wouldn't rescue me from that situation again if he could go back in time 14 years. He said that I am a waste of flesh. Not worth saving from abuse. ... Weirdly, I am not raging.

You know, it takes a lot for me to think dickhead has achieved a new level of assholery, but today he nailed it. Truly a shitty person and parent, and the rage I have over this has been deep.

Kidbutt has an EEG today. In a huge surprise, his father will actually be there for the procedure. I can't wait for him to see the hell it will be to have his autistic son be in a new place and attempting to convince him to place the nodes on his head. That he hates people touching. Funtimes.

The oleaginous quisling who mercilessly shot a puppy for - *checks notes* - being a puppy, has invalid and evil opinions on the shooting of a helpless woman.

Authoritarian assholes notably use legal means - sometimes obscure loopholes (this is not one) - to continue their rule. Ceauşecu did it. Hitler did it. These people will exploit every legality and use quislings within their administrations to achieve their end goal(s).

More of this, please.

Returned from Okie and let's see: Things I'd left for dickhead to put away are still out. Everything is piled on the kitchen island. My clean laundry (all of 6 things, he did launder them) are balled up because "he didn't know where things went." My son's presents are everywhere.

I honestly don't want to hear Dems coming out against this, because their only justifiable stance is doing so. I want to hear from GOP chucklefucks. I want them to say that this is bad and actually do something about it. I can also win the lottery and get a purple unicorn that farts money.

Hurray for an illegal junta! 'Murica, fuck yea! ... Dear, sweet Cthulhu, we are evil as fuck and never has it been made more clear. I hate what we are with all of my being.

One, originalism needs to die a horrific death. Two, open carry has historically been restricted I several places and times. Three, it ain't him involved in this decision, but fuck Alito.

It's the new year, so some healthcare tips for everyone: 1. Get a flu shot. Seriously. 2. Make sure you are up-to-date on your other vaccines. 3. Take time to breathe. 4. Stay hydrated, take your meds. 5. FFS, go to the bathroom after sex.

Most hilarious thing of today: saw this car and had to take a pic. The owner came out and saw me, said: "that's my car, angry ex-girlfriend." We died laughing. Told him I wanted to load to social media and he said cool. Best random thing today.

One of the joys of being in a major city is that I can actually find shit that ANY CITY in South Dakota doesn't have. Don't even get me started on the food here. Aside from Bokujo, there is precious little in SoDak that makes me crave the place.

Been a scream a minute here in Okie. Been so damned long since I have been able to rest and just enjoy the moment rather than the constant stress that exists from living with my ex and trying to co-parent a severely autistic five-year-old. Not worrying about a damned thing.