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This is Miyamoto. In just a moment, at 3pm PT, we will livestream Star Fox Direct 5.6.2026. The presentation runs for approximately 15 minutes, and I would be delighted if you could take a look. ninten.do/6014vM9ou #NintendoDirect #StarFox

Rev the engines! Another PWHL team to cheer for!

Here’s a little thread about the unexpected effects people have on your lives and how if you think you’ve never done any good you’re probably wrong. If not for my mother-in-law I probably wouldn’t work in cat rescue now. 🧵

So much butthurt. You feel for Vancouver losing out, but the screams of rigged are hilarious. Wonder how many people can even tell how many times Toronto has had a #1 pick since the first draft in 1963? Hint: it's 3 as of now Hell, Edmonton's had more than that since 2010

www.maptap.gg May 4 100🎯 97🔥 97🔥 98🎯 99🎯 Final score: 982

As someone who mained Lucina in every Smash game she was in, I can't argue with this

The Yo-yos are back!

Exactly the way the weekend should start: bag zipper breaks, headset finally runs out battery in time to drop a call, and my girlfriend is mad at me. TGIBeerfest

Woman lies about thing that happened, tries to act like it was about her when she wasn't remotely involved. #liar

I feel somehow less bad about being close to this:

British TV needs fewer comedic panel shows, and North American TV needs more of them. Doubt it could work because of the different culture regarding taking the piss, but still

While I would not have gained a childhood appreciation of "Cheers" if we hadn't had the opposite of "dessert shows": appetizer shows. The show that came on right before dinner on the same channel (Cheers followed by ST:TNG for me)

My polite and effective way of saying this is this screenshot and a heavy handed but gentle stare at…quite a few of you.

I was writing jokes for Amber Ruffin when she was supposed to host the White House Correspondent's Dinner last year, but then she got fired for saying bad things about Donald Trump. I think tonight, I shall post a few of them here.

The whole thread of people who need professional and personal shunning. (And the alt text is great)

"But remember also those who fell to restore the glorious Star League. Above all, remember the blood legacy of Aidan Pryde, child of Kerensky; he made the final sacrifice so that his Clan could continue. For eternity shall we praise him; in fifteen years shall we avenge him."

A flub grub!

@anastacya.bsky.social 10 week old smooosh

To all who celebrate

Twp AFD jokes I saw: the giant ugly Chevy truck, and the Apple recall due to being too repairable. Felt like old times, easily obvious AFD jokes worth a light chuckle

Hey did everyone see Clavicular get his ass beat after he challenged a cancer survivor leftist to a jujitsu match, who said as he was choking him out ‘this is for all the bullshit I gotta watch on my fucking feed’… we need more of this not more podcasts

Fibre optic lines are not dedicated to your home or small business. You're on a wavelength that gets multiplexed and demultiplexed on shared infrastructure. The bandwidth available is just large enough to avoid the very common issue of oversubscription that saturates the link

Popehat basset hound @kenwhite.bsky.social

Apes together strong. Frogs together hop.

Bears repeating

If you don’t have 2FA active on Bluesky, turn it on NOW. There’s an ongoing attack taking over accounts and spamming with links, which seems to add an “app password” for access externally. Already had one friend’s account compromised and I’m seeing others.

I'd call this thread "overkill" for dealing with a wrong idea, but overkill doesn't exist. So instead:

Mo Salah has a proud dad moment watching his daughter Kayan score in front of a raucous crowd. 🥰 (🎥 via ESPN FC)

Huh, new first: falling asleep as the dentist when it's not anaesthetic.

"My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!" Nothing beside remains. Round the decay Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare The lone and level sands stretch far away.

look at this baby beaver and feel better briefly (@ wildheartrescue on TT)

Amazing how pointing out when someone is posting like a lunatic about unrelated or wildly wrong topics gets me a block. Oh well *adds notch to wall plaque*

The locals are literally gushing over my poor axe handling skills

Amazing how Chatbot lovers cannot understand why someone might be touchy about their claims of "the chatbot can do your jobs better than you" that have been repeated for years at this point.

7am dental checkups for both kids mitigated by the fact that we have a Capitol Hill dentist who plays New Wave in the waiting area

Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work. A mix of either "who the hell designed this?" or "is it lit now?"

If I do a survey for a business, they either screwed up royally and I want to vent (which means still telling people I know about it), or they went way the hell above and beyond and deserve praise (and positive word of mouth) Anything else, bugger off and leave me be

A perfect rebuttal to being told that one tried incorrectly to explain how religion is intertwined with the right wing to a professor of history who literally wrote a book on how they are intertwined... Truly a stunning wit this one

It occurs to me that some of you might not have seen The Single Greatest Cosplay Of All Time yet:

Roman anti-cheating gaming accessory! This Roman ‘turricula’ (dice tower) was used to ensure a fair roll of the dice! 🎲🎲🎲 Dice dropped into the top, tumbled over sloping internal levels, and appeared randomly below. From Froitzheim, Germany, AD 300-400 📷 LVR-Landesmuseum Bonn #Archaeology

Grapefruit or durian. One because of all the terrible interactions, one because even my damaged sense of smell can detect it. and that's just heinous

And of course Jorts (and Jean) are union cats. Probably the Union of Meat Eaters Owning Whiskers...

Follows effectively no one Never engages Posts so infrequently as to never get noticed Says rarely anything when posting Complains that engagement here is bad and the CSAM generating platform full of bots, scams and owned by an AI bro Nazi is better Cries when that's pointed out to him Incredible

You know, I'm mildly sad that @armoxon.bsky.social blocked me, as I did enjoy their work on most topics. But one disagreement with them led to them blocking me, and honestly, that's their choice, and I'm sad to not be able to enjoy their work anymore.

Field operations here. Nothing like having an AI scheduler book work 3 minutes after a previous job. Heaven forfend things go long, or that one must drive across the city instead of teleporting, or that equipment must be retrieved that only just arrived because "just in time" systems...