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Our government's atrocities are bringing together Bears fans and Packers fans.

Oh look, an AI bro doing the typical JAQing off thing... Good thing we don't decide to just black bag him and disappear him regardless of where he claims to be from

I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place

Man, and I thought Drywall Eating Simulator was going to be the peak of wall based eating stories...

This is one of the most annoying things on Bluesky. If someone criticizes the specific words you typed on the internet and your response is to pull out an unrevealed part of your identity and state, "well, look who hates all _____" you're not doing yourself or that larger group any favors.

The trap to end all traps:

Man who says he's been very clear in condemning a killing, offers as evidence a whole lot of "not actually condemning the killing" Implying an opinion on a thing is not the same as actually expressing that opinion

This is how they played The First of Us

🦌 I’ll dilute the political news a little with something pleasant: A tiny deer went up against a huge rhinoceros 😊😀🙃 #Euro #USA #Politics #Russia #War #Ukraine #Animals

Seriously, the angry dumb part of this site has a weird belief that if you can claim membership in a protected class, no one gets the right to ever tell you when you're being an asshole, or being creepy weird, or wrong on a factual matter. It's the weirdest persecution complex response

Imagine thinking calling the sitting President "Fatass" is a new slur...

It's a bit last minute but I think I know what I want for Christmas. I want a decoy house that looks just like ours but is pristine and just for visitors so I don't have to clean it.

Well, happy anniversary to one of the finest of festive exchanges

This was shared to me by a close friend. I'm going to miss them...

Well, well, well, looks like someone has finally beaten Hemingway at his own game.

Post a random thing or have an awful December

He rescued 9 cats and 1 dog from the Hong Kong fire 🥺

Heavy Gear 1&2 The first person robot soldier genre is lacking

Imagine starting your interaction with someone by calling them "beneath" someone else, then having the gall to act shocked that that was enough to get blocked. Granted, if there had been a reply, guarantee "uwu smol bean" would have been the defense rebuttal

Everyone involved in raising children should ban Roblox. I'd rather get kids hooked into making dungeons in King of Meat or Minecraft or other building games

If you're the parent of a disabled kid, I just want to tell you I know it's hard and I know you feel like you're failing constantly, but you're doing it and you're doing the best you can and your kid absolutely loves you for it.

They could not, in the end, separate their errors and their lies, and thus, surrendered

Always fun to be shown one of those cute/weird/goofy games and on a lark go "Ehh, what the hell" and have fun learning it. King of Meat is one of those games. Now, hopefully no one will tell me it's full of plagiarism to wreck the fun

Everyone loses 181 grams in a year? (0.4 pounds) Pretty sure that's not exactly a stretch there Mehmet

This is complete hogwash

She needs to have a reputation to defame, especially after she admitted to all the claims about her...

A list of topics someone needed to ask the plagiarism machine about, instead of... any kind of basic search engine. Why are AI boosters generally the laziest fucking people on the planet? (Wrong answers only)

It's all hands on deck. I am shamelessly asking, one more time, for reposts and signal boost as this bird glides toward a landing in a few hours. It's gonna be a beautiful book, and there aren't going to be very many available afterwards! www.kickstarter.com/projects/tom...

Quote a non-Dracula vampire: "I have seen kingdoms crumble, heroes fall, and gods die, but I remain eternal, unchanging, unyielding. I am the lord of Ravenloft, and my power knows no bounds."

Zach has a comic up with the most evil yet true red button extra panel of all. www.smbc-comics.com/comic/addition

Signal boosting the Kickstarter that I only remembered to back this morning (damn you confusing nature of time!)

Tiny criminal, photographed this morning. She jumped in the plant and promptly got digging zoomies.

Nail on head from Chris Hayes. Winning elections in the world of today that is overstimulating as an understatement means getting yourself out there, stop worrying about gaffes that no one will remember, and sell yourself and your ideas to people, not donors

No King but King Swiftie

Lol my friggen dad. What a guy

Woohoo! Blocked by the bad Talia for pointing out her little black bloc cadre didn't teach the rest of us what antifascism was. At least there was some good from her stupidity

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

Midnight maintenance on the end of a long weekend, with evening changes on the same day... And of course, nothing works properly. Who schedules things like this?!

@anastacya.bsky.social Your people

The number of people quote skeeting this or replying blaming the airlines this instead of the jerkass not following a directive from flight crew is fucking wild. (You know, the thing that is a violation of federal law)

From the Larchives: Dolly Parton and Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, as Aziraphale and Crowley :)

What's your sign?

🎶 Take a look, it's in a book 🎶 🥹 After nearly 20 years... Reading Rainbow is returning to motivate, help, and encourage kids to become avid readers with new episodes, new friends, new projects, and of course... new books! Make sure to follow the rainbow 📚🌈 #FollowTheRainbow

Called it. bsky.app/profile/deat...

Your reminder that they cannot arrest millions of people no matter how hard they try. They lack the infrastructure, they lack the personnel, and the economy would straight-up collapse They are going to try to scare us by making examples out of a few people, and our job is to not fall for it

@anastacya.bsky.social Seems light on the garlic to me...

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