Posts that get me blocked, example "who the hell knows how many by now" The endless victim mindset of some people...

Since tomorrow is the day the Society of St Pius X has announced they will consecrate four bishops without Papal approval, a reminder for everyone who is rubbernecking the "big boat stuck" of the ex-Catholic world(*): they are excommunicated the instant they perform the action, no ruling required.

I mean, I can imagine Claudia and I with some similar positions:

It is both way too early to see the first Gail-mauling of the day and exactly the right time to see the day's first mauling of any kind.

Athena. aka: Athena Butt Butt Cat A-then-a A-thé-na Athena Cat Athena of House Butts Butt catticus maximus

my actual professional opinion right now is that this has all gotten out of hand and that what we should be focused on is that OUR NATION'S CAPITAL IS UNDER OCCUPATION.

Gallagher Premiership Semi Finals are this weekend so this crap fight has got to be down at double digit importance by now.

For: 1. Canada (we're not going to win, but we're gonna have fun) 2. England (like the Leafs, always have to believe one year it'll happen) 3. Germany (can't be terrible forever, right?) Special mention: Senegal, because Mané Against: 1. Portugal (obvious) 2. Argentina (obvious * 2) 3. Spain

If we're accepting "saw the end screen of", then either SMB, Legend of Zelda (World 1), Faxanadu, or SMB3. If we mean 100%'ing a game, Super Mario World or Starfox

Glory to Becky, and to her House

Not being able to remove yourself from a thread that has gone utterly off onto a different tangent that you haven't posted in in a week is a downside I was not aware the platform had.

They made her a cake at work lmao

This is indistinguishable from idiocy, because it is idiocy

Binding Damsels to trackS Mwahaha Was right there!

Ugh, when the day starts by finding out your relative who was a teacher now uses Copilot and chatbots and Claude as idea machines, you kinda just hope that's the most disappointment you're going to experience...

Cat check point: most recent cat picture from phone required.

Bloody hell. I eat out a lot because I work on the road and have to eat during the day to be tolerable, but at home, it's easy to whip up a cheap sub-15 minute meal that's filling and semi-decent, even for Bachelor Chow (now with flavour!)

"Remember kids, if the power you have can be lost by blowing a couple saving throws, you never really had power in the first place"

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@anastacya.bsky.social Your school's alright

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@skywatch.blue Your "Inauthentic Fundraising" list seems to have caught @blockedforthispost.bsky.social on it, despite it not doing any fundraising (probably because of the number of fundraising posts that earn blocks). Can you pull it off manually?

Slightly increase a band Kisses

A+ no notes

This is Miyamoto. In just a moment, at 3pm PT, we will livestream Star Fox Direct 5.6.2026. The presentation runs for approximately 15 minutes, and I would be delighted if you could take a look. ninten.do/6014vM9ou #NintendoDirect #StarFox

Rev the engines! Another PWHL team to cheer for!

Here’s a little thread about the unexpected effects people have on your lives and how if you think you’ve never done any good you’re probably wrong. If not for my mother-in-law I probably wouldn’t work in cat rescue now. 🧵

So much butthurt. You feel for Vancouver losing out, but the screams of rigged are hilarious. Wonder how many people can even tell how many times Toronto has had a #1 pick since the first draft in 1963? Hint: it's 3 as of now Hell, Edmonton's had more than that since 2010

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As someone who mained Lucina in every Smash game she was in, I can't argue with this

The Yo-yos are back!

Exactly the way the weekend should start: bag zipper breaks, headset finally runs out battery in time to drop a call, and my girlfriend is mad at me. TGIBeerfest

Woman lies about thing that happened, tries to act like it was about her when she wasn't remotely involved. #liar

I feel somehow less bad about being close to this:

British TV needs fewer comedic panel shows, and North American TV needs more of them. Doubt it could work because of the different culture regarding taking the piss, but still

While I would not have gained a childhood appreciation of "Cheers" if we hadn't had the opposite of "dessert shows": appetizer shows. The show that came on right before dinner on the same channel (Cheers followed by ST:TNG for me)

My polite and effective way of saying this is this screenshot and a heavy handed but gentle stare at…quite a few of you.

I was writing jokes for Amber Ruffin when she was supposed to host the White House Correspondent's Dinner last year, but then she got fired for saying bad things about Donald Trump. I think tonight, I shall post a few of them here.

The whole thread of people who need professional and personal shunning. (And the alt text is great)

"But remember also those who fell to restore the glorious Star League. Above all, remember the blood legacy of Aidan Pryde, child of Kerensky; he made the final sacrifice so that his Clan could continue. For eternity shall we praise him; in fifteen years shall we avenge him."

A flub grub!

@anastacya.bsky.social 10 week old smooosh

To all who celebrate

Twp AFD jokes I saw: the giant ugly Chevy truck, and the Apple recall due to being too repairable. Felt like old times, easily obvious AFD jokes worth a light chuckle

Hey did everyone see Clavicular get his ass beat after he challenged a cancer survivor leftist to a jujitsu match, who said as he was choking him out ‘this is for all the bullshit I gotta watch on my fucking feed’… we need more of this not more podcasts

Fibre optic lines are not dedicated to your home or small business. You're on a wavelength that gets multiplexed and demultiplexed on shared infrastructure. The bandwidth available is just large enough to avoid the very common issue of oversubscription that saturates the link

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