Amazing how pointing out when someone is posting like a lunatic about unrelated or wildly wrong topics gets me a block. Oh well *adds notch to wall plaque*

The locals are literally gushing over my poor axe handling skills

Amazing how Chatbot lovers cannot understand why someone might be touchy about their claims of "the chatbot can do your jobs better than you" that have been repeated for years at this point.

7am dental checkups for both kids mitigated by the fact that we have a Capitol Hill dentist who plays New Wave in the waiting area

Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work. A mix of either "who the hell designed this?" or "is it lit now?"

If I do a survey for a business, they either screwed up royally and I want to vent (which means still telling people I know about it), or they went way the hell above and beyond and deserve praise (and positive word of mouth) Anything else, bugger off and leave me be

A perfect rebuttal to being told that one tried incorrectly to explain how religion is intertwined with the right wing to a professor of history who literally wrote a book on how they are intertwined... Truly a stunning wit this one

It occurs to me that some of you might not have seen The Single Greatest Cosplay Of All Time yet:

Roman anti-cheating gaming accessory! This Roman ‘turricula’ (dice tower) was used to ensure a fair roll of the dice! 🎲🎲🎲 Dice dropped into the top, tumbled over sloping internal levels, and appeared randomly below. From Froitzheim, Germany, AD 300-400 📷 LVR-Landesmuseum Bonn #Archaeology

Grapefruit or durian. One because of all the terrible interactions, one because even my damaged sense of smell can detect it. and that's just heinous

And of course Jorts (and Jean) are union cats. Probably the Union of Meat Eaters Owning Whiskers...

Follows effectively no one Never engages Posts so infrequently as to never get noticed Says rarely anything when posting Complains that engagement here is bad and the CSAM generating platform full of bots, scams and owned by an AI bro Nazi is better Cries when that's pointed out to him Incredible

You know, I'm mildly sad that @armoxon.bsky.social blocked me, as I did enjoy their work on most topics. But one disagreement with them led to them blocking me, and honestly, that's their choice, and I'm sad to not be able to enjoy their work anymore.

Field operations here. Nothing like having an AI scheduler book work 3 minutes after a previous job. Heaven forfend things go long, or that one must drive across the city instead of teleporting, or that equipment must be retrieved that only just arrived because "just in time" systems...

Ahhh, the stupid version of HUMINT. Someone needs to read their 70 Maxims, specifically Maxim 29: "The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's enemy. No more. No less."

*crosses that term off the list* Nope, can't use terms like that when they're actual serious conditions

Jesus Fucking Christ. People who just want to be offended are bringing their also perpetually butthurt illiterate followers to harass people pointing out shitty behaviour

I mean, yeah, mess with the honk, get the bonk

Here at least, I swear pedestrians became worse at "road safety" during COVID, because fewer cars on the road, so darting into roads, crossing against lights, etc became common. Then the cars came back, and those behaviours combined with degraded driving skills to form this giant mess

Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work: "Who the hell built this shit?!"

Shocking no one on this app at least

It is the verdict of the tribunal: Innocent

Best theme park ride ever!

Once again, Chanda listens to an opinion written 6 hours ago instead of reading the actual demands and using facts to form an opinion: bsky.app/profile/jame...

Watching @besttrousers.bsky.social beat another fool to death with...math and competence. It just never gets old.

Look at the difference between what Chanda says and what Wil says: bsky.app/profile/whst... She says X happened. He says X happened and the response was absolutely wrong. Chanda should really stop listening to people who are lying

Hey look, this is a lie once you see it in context: bsky.app/profile/whst...

Historians of Bluesky, a favour, please! A great friend of mine is working her tuchus off to get into an MA program, and got what feels like a devastating response to an item up for publication. Could any of you share stories of academic rejections that you recovered from, just to cheer her up?

Ooooooooooof level: Over 9000!

Our government's atrocities are bringing together Bears fans and Packers fans.

Oh look, an AI bro doing the typical JAQing off thing... Good thing we don't decide to just black bag him and disappear him regardless of where he claims to be from

I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place

Man, and I thought Drywall Eating Simulator was going to be the peak of wall based eating stories...

This is one of the most annoying things on Bluesky. If someone criticizes the specific words you typed on the internet and your response is to pull out an unrevealed part of your identity and state, "well, look who hates all _____" you're not doing yourself or that larger group any favors.

The trap to end all traps:

Man who says he's been very clear in condemning a killing, offers as evidence a whole lot of "not actually condemning the killing" Implying an opinion on a thing is not the same as actually expressing that opinion

This is how they played The First of Us

🦌 I’ll dilute the political news a little with something pleasant: A tiny deer went up against a huge rhinoceros 😊😀🙃 #Euro #USA #Politics #Russia #War #Ukraine #Animals

Seriously, the angry dumb part of this site has a weird belief that if you can claim membership in a protected class, no one gets the right to ever tell you when you're being an asshole, or being creepy weird, or wrong on a factual matter. It's the weirdest persecution complex response

Imagine thinking calling the sitting President "Fatass" is a new slur...

It's a bit last minute but I think I know what I want for Christmas. I want a decoy house that looks just like ours but is pristine and just for visitors so I don't have to clean it.

Well, happy anniversary to one of the finest of festive exchanges

This was shared to me by a close friend. I'm going to miss them...

Well, well, well, looks like someone has finally beaten Hemingway at his own game.

Post a random thing or have an awful December

He rescued 9 cats and 1 dog from the Hong Kong fire 🥺

Heavy Gear 1&2 The first person robot soldier genre is lacking