The FBI Director, the DC US Attorney, and the Secretary of Defense walk into a bar. Apparently like every day.

Not one iota of hyperbole. This is *exactly* what's goin' on.

Child: I know your name. Mamdani. Obama: What’s his first name? Child: Mayor.

Former President Barack Obama met with New York Mayor Zohran Mamdani for the first time Saturday, joining preschoolers at a child care center for a book reading and singalong. Source: Emma G. Fitzsimmons / NYT

The Death of Democracy

Haha 🤣

When one side uses an inflated message because the other side is lying through their teeth, it's time to eject BOTH SIDES until the real truth is told.

Every day the amount of shame associated by being a citizen of the United States of America grows heavier.

The Pope needs a little help.

JD Vance would be out of his depth in a paddling pool. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/a...

Moving to Montana soon. Gonna be a dental floss tycoon. - Frank Zappa

snort

He can't run for President but he could surely advise a good one.

MAKE UP YOUR DAMN MIND REPUGNICANS. Either espouse to a theocracy or join the democracy. RELIGION AND POLITICS DO NOT MIX. Stop being heritcs and be what we elected you to be FOR US. Leave religion with The Pope.

The GOP has gone full zombie.

Completely on board with this!

Inan effort to show my disdain, I did not file my 2025 taxes today. I only earned Social Security and Dum Dum said he wasn't going to tax SS benefits. Go ahead and jail me. 3 hots and a cot before I die works for me.

This one made me choke on my dinner...🤣 www.facebook.com/share/v/1Hnd...

Another day with POTUS Shitler - make it stop!

Damn, JD

"There are no circumstances where AI-generated art is approp--"

First day of gardening at 59°N Turned over the compost pile, laid cardboard down, punched holes, added compost, straw and wetted it all down. Ground still frozen 4" under. Broccoli started inside.

U.S. Vice President JD Vance faced hecklers during a speech at a Turning Point USA event, where he said Pope Leo should "be careful when he talks about matters of theology."

It's Lincoln's assassination day. On another note, is there anything going on at the Kennedy Center that Trump might go see tonight?

I know I'm a little crazy but the world's insane.

MAGAholics

You know I knew that Door Dash woman looked familiar

We're not gonna take sides.... WE'RE GONNA TAKE OVER!!!

You know you're old when Thw Wu-Tang Clan came out at the end of your radio career...and now they're going into the Rock & Roll HOF

Dear Iran, We, the common sense people of the United States of America, do hereby apologize for accidentally letting our manchild tyrant out of his designated playspace. Please note are in the process of making changes to eliminate this problem once and for all. Kind regards....

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Happy Congressional Resignation Due to Sexual Assault Day!!

Where we are heading...

Your future with tRump and the gop, kids. Say hell no to this! Stand up. Speak out. Be loud. #Impeach

Republicans believe tRump is possessed by a demon and is the antichrist after he took a dump on Pope Leo. #ProudBlue #PopeLeo #FucktRump youtu.be/5B8mVSd_uhg?...

Hey Donald - consider using real diplomats. There are plenty of Democrats that can negotiate with Iran.

Donald Trump vs Pope Leo We need a pizza death match NY vs Chicago style.

Dumbass shouldn't have threatened the Pope. He's way better connected and the art of his deal is everlasting. www.nytimes.com/live/2026/04...

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Alaskan approved.

This is disappointing.

DNC Shoots Down Resolutions Calling Out AIPAC and Limiting Arms to Israel theintercept.com/2026/04/09/d...

Deranged is an understatement for Dumpbo