i would be the Glup Shitto of rimming multigender businesswomen

Exotrnipia

FUCK ICE NOW AND FOREVER

Ending Reconstruction before hanging every Confederate was a mistake

Re: vibecession one factor for me is feeling cheated paying federal taxes. I'm paying a higher rate than every billionaire to fund a gov't that does far less good, and far more harm, than it used to—while running a bigger deficit. I'll pay for USAID, make the billionaires pay for their fascist shit.

Told the cats I was "opposable thumb mogging them" if anybody was wondering what my screentime is like

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the librarian of congress is absolutely immune for acts commited in office. the register of copyrights is required to marry the head of the USPTO, and any issue thereof is legally entitled to run the RIAA. federal patents no longer preempt state patent law. monkeys are allowed to own copyrights

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"tryna find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful" (derogatory)

everything is drywall with extra steps Electrical? Drywall unfucking Hanging art? Fucking with drywall Painting? Fucking on drywall

I wrote about Kat.

Guy with Nazi tattoo shitty person & bad liar Pot found in kitchen

I will never get used to the disdain our country holds for brown and Black children. From Palestine to Iran to Sudan, we normalize the destruction of schools and hospitals and daycares. We reduce children to death tolls and their futures to rubble with no consequence or second thought.

They won't start with banning birth control. First they'll lie about it. Then dictate who can prescribe it, use it, fund it, in what forms, and for how long. Suddenly, your doctor won't call you back. I know this is what they'll do because it's what they're doing to transgender healthcare right now.

They paid a lot of people good wages to do the job effectively, thank you for coming to my socialism talk

First an unusually slowly slurred word. He pauses, grasps the podium. The cameras zoom in, and his one pupil is clearly blown.

"they just need more training"

He looks like he knows a lot about crypto (derogatory)

In one 30-minute stretch, three legal observers were arrested — as Trump’s Border czar Tom Homan calls on locals to “end the resistance.”

Kaz Daughtry, Adams-era NYPD official and deputy mayor for public safety, has a new job... at ICE. hellgatenyc.com/kaz-daughtry...

When It happens, who do you think will weekend at Bernie's him the longest? Miller seems like enough of a necrophiliac to do it

Time has no meaning. Calendars aren’t real. Every day can be Saturday if you simply believe it.

A few months ago, ICE hired me I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!" My latest for Slate

“Thanks to our latest findings, we now know that early citizens of the United States had a more nuanced system of government than previously thought,” said Professor Lee Somers, director of the site excavation

“Can’t believe NYC elected a Muslim as mayor.” In truth—a Black American Christian woman swearing in a Ugandan American Muslim of South Asian ethnicity as his Syrian American wife holds the Qurans he swears in on, all while standing on the steps of a subway station—is the most NYC thing imaginable.

Having a very *standing in the elevator door hoping to get sliced in half* day

they should invent a machine that doesn't just become another fuckin thing i gotta deal with

guy looked like a make a wish kid meeting Mamdani

HFrectratmiEF (HF with recovered EF then reduced again then moderately improved)

Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.

how do i get my shame gene removed. i want to make millions on a scam

some words

"Flateush"

Nephrology be like: g as in glomerulonephritis

my posts go septic

this is a must-read. and it's not great that zero democratic politicians/candidates have been willing to speak up about this level of corruption over the last decade. no wonder consultants are so terrified zohran

3/ On reasonable suspicion in practice: "Defendants [the Government] do not explain why fleeing upon seeing unidentified masked men with guns exiting from tinted cars without license plates raises suspicion."

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Washington, D.C., has a population roughly equivalent to Alaska's. And it has zero senators. If D.C. had senators, the GOP megablil bill would have failed today. Instead, Murkowski got carve-outs and money for Alaska, and then voted to subject DC to the bill

who else up primarying they dnc leadership

Senator Gillibrand called on Al Franken to resign. I think she should resign for falsely smearing Zohran Mamdani as a terrorist. He has never invoked a ‘global jihad’. This is a nasty, Islamophobic racist smear from a sitting Dem senator.

when people vote for a guy who had dinner with two nazis, called white supremacists "very fine people," and promises to hunt down immigrants en masse, it's because of economic anxiety. when they vote for a guy who wants to make rent and food more affordable, it's because they are anti-semitic.

"GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE"

It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this

The Foley? Chronic. The urinary flora? Iconic (MDR CRE "wtf is that bug")