A few months ago, ICE hired me I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!" My latest for Slate

“Thanks to our latest findings, we now know that early citizens of the United States had a more nuanced system of government than previously thought,” said Professor Lee Somers, director of the site excavation

“Can’t believe NYC elected a Muslim as mayor.” In truth—a Black American Christian woman swearing in a Ugandan American Muslim of South Asian ethnicity as his Syrian American wife holds the Qurans he swears in on, all while standing on the steps of a subway station—is the most NYC thing imaginable.

Having a very *standing in the elevator door hoping to get sliced in half* day

they should invent a machine that doesn't just become another fuckin thing i gotta deal with

guy looked like a make a wish kid meeting Mamdani

HFrectratmiEF (HF with recovered EF then reduced again then moderately improved)

Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.

how do i get my shame gene removed. i want to make millions on a scam

some words

"Flateush"

Nephrology be like: g as in glomerulonephritis

my posts go septic

this is a must-read. and it's not great that zero democratic politicians/candidates have been willing to speak up about this level of corruption over the last decade. no wonder consultants are so terrified zohran

3/ On reasonable suspicion in practice: "Defendants [the Government] do not explain why fleeing upon seeing unidentified masked men with guns exiting from tinted cars without license plates raises suspicion."

Support local coverage of NYC that actually has some fucking standards: hellgatenyc.com/membership

Washington, D.C., has a population roughly equivalent to Alaska's. And it has zero senators. If D.C. had senators, the GOP megablil bill would have failed today. Instead, Murkowski got carve-outs and money for Alaska, and then voted to subject DC to the bill

who else up primarying they dnc leadership

Senator Gillibrand called on Al Franken to resign. I think she should resign for falsely smearing Zohran Mamdani as a terrorist. He has never invoked a ‘global jihad’. This is a nasty, Islamophobic racist smear from a sitting Dem senator.

when people vote for a guy who had dinner with two nazis, called white supremacists "very fine people," and promises to hunt down immigrants en masse, it's because of economic anxiety. when they vote for a guy who wants to make rent and food more affordable, it's because they are anti-semitic.

"GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE"

It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this

The Foley? Chronic. The urinary flora? Iconic (MDR CRE "wtf is that bug")

I'm proud I don't have Andrew Cuomo's record of corruption, scandal and disgrace. And the name is M-A-M-D-A-N-I.

Every flashbang could instead be a meal for a poor kid. Every hotel room for a National Guardsman deployed to fire at our neighbors could house a homeless vet. Every "less-than-lethal" bullet pulled from a journalist's eye could be already needed healthcare for anyone else. All of this is a choice.

People rightfully don’t trust politicians because they dangle positive change like a carrot that you only get after Election Day… maybe. We don’t need a liberal Joe Rogan. We need our leaders to do good things at every possible juncture. That’s where our resources should go.

A+ example of how to treat people in these positions

my “not the gestapo” shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by my shirt and if you don’t stop asking them, i’ll have you disappeared.

What if we "touched wingtips" at SFO 🥺

Shitposters are like LLMs, they can predict a string of funny words but aren't capable of logic or reason

It is 2002. I am 18 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—

Another disgusting part of all of this is the proof a blatant war crime to which the Vice President of the United States responded: Excellent.

My name is Zohran Kwame Mamdani and I approve this message.

Pronouncing cardiac á la Cardi B

GI attending who only scopes on 5 days a year, call that a 360 no-scope

help me, comically large coffee with three extra shots, you're my only hope

Explaining "boofing" to my 60+ yr old attending

My cat, who ate so fast she threw up, tried to eat her vomit, then dragged her ass on the floor to dislodge poop that was stuck to her butt would still make a better HHS secretary than RFK Jr.

idiot's own idiot-bot calls a spade a spade, story at 11 (I clicked it by accident and still use hellsite for birds, don't @ me)

explain this job title that 10+ friends have that seem to do email factory lite jobs

What the hell is a product manager

emailing my AZ MSL to ask if we can discuss the new publication (the FDA CRL telling them to eat shit)

One of the hardest skills to develop in medicine—one that simply cannot be learned from books and must be taught and encouraged by example—is the ability to take a step back and say “Wait a minute, that doesn’t make any god damn sense.”