My dad got this T-shirt for his birthday

Georgia was skating to MORTAL KOMBAT at the Olympics exhibition gala

Not for lack of trying but bluesky will never be able to do this

Counter Strike ass military

Feels like he's getting desperate because these takes are getting just objectively terrible. This is one of the silliest arguments about anything I've ever heard.

Lmfao

Whoopsy… #TrumpEpsteinCoverUp

Morons have already resigned themselves to Newsom and its February of 2026

If Dems run Mayor Pete we're all fucked

It's incredible that he keeps robbing the American people in broad daylight to enrich himself personally And no one is batting a fucking eye at it

This goes so hard

You know how in Hunchback of Notre Dame Frollo gets a boner for Esmeralda and then decides he has to kill all the Romani because he feels guilty? Yeah.

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You know it's bad when PBD is condemning use of tear gas

AI has made people so lazy and cognitively deficient that they can't even think up their own prompts anymore

Yeah, that about sums it up. Gonna start trying to bring leftists into the fold, court some support from the left flank? Maybe pander a little bit? I didn't think so.

Recent CBS News news: 1. Anderson Cooper leaves 60 Minutes after two decades 2. Stephen Colbert reveals network won’t let him air interview with Dem 3. Producer says politics dictating what airs 4. Owner’s bid for CNN parent back on the table. 5. Not firing Epstein pal.

*remembers seeing the movie 300 as an 8th grader but confuses it with that movie Equilibrium* The feminine “intellectual” Athenians never understood the true historical power of gunkata

in 2017 a popular twitter game was to type a partial phrase then see what your phone auto-completes it with. this proved so popular that it is now the only business model in the US.

If you think more people in this country don’t vote than vote for either party because of the things communists say on the World Wide Web you have carbon monoxide poisoning and should get a monitor immediately

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Its also really bizzare that these people are just pretending the primary doesnt exist. We're not stuck with anyone, thats the whole point of people getting out in front and shitting on ghouls like Newsom. Inform yourself dont just roll over.

Orange Man 😞 Orange Man (D) 😀

Shoutout to every lib thats ever screamed about purity tests

in China Musk would've been executed at least 5 years ago

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A journalist in Cuba caught US embassy staff hoovering up insane amounts of gasoline while the island is blocked by the U.S. from importing oil. The U.S. responded by sanctioning the journalist. We are doing all this for freedom, of course.

No, I think it’s great that you have an AI boyfriend, I’m just concerned if you keep shoving zinc into your usb-c port so he can shoot thick ropes, you might void the warranty?

Top to bottom, an incredible image

ICE using the same ruse that Ted Bundy used to kidnap people should tell you something.

“Jeffrey Epstein did influence the right way.”

Imminent life threat shouldn't even be included, these cowards will use any excuse.

Bluesky has two modes:

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You know Galadriel let him hit

Gandalf really is heroic when you consider that there were originally five wizards and one of them turned evil, two of them fucked off and went out east to have orgies, and one is just super into talking to gophers. The one last hope of free peoples was the stoner and that crazy mfer did it.

When I worked at a Domino's we didnt have packets. We did have little shakers but they were like $1.30 each. I think only I sold one over three years of working there. And the person who bought it wanted to complain to corporate.

easy slogan for the next democratic presidential candidate is “i will reform the corrupt supreme court and repeal citizens united”

Throw her and every other complicit Democrat under the jail with the rest of the rats

She was also born when fucking World War II was still going on. Bitch is 82. Get her the fuck out.

Man if my teams gonna have a fucking ZioNazi on it can he at least not be hot fucking dog water? Avdija has been so ass lately with his stupid back injury.

Someone asked me about the Bondi testimony today and my response was that Im not mentally well enough to even touch on that topic tonight

I love a good "I know the Nazis were bad but were they THAT bad?" defense

This is obviously incorrect as a description of fact but it is a forthright expression of MAGA goals and aspirations: they believe it should be illegal to not like, agree or associate with them bsky.app/profile/bern...

Newsom dick riding is honestly some of the laziest discourse I've ever seen

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Republicans would literally start sucking off farm animals if Trump told them it was patriotic