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Tonight we spent 55 minutes driving from Historic Crew Stadium to our spot in the Front Street garage & 85 minutes trying to get out of the garage all to watch a boring 0-0 draw. I’m never going to another #Crew96 game that overlaps the Arnold and a CBJ game. Columbus simply isn’t equipped for this.

Stank Prince scored his first goal today on the ashes of Stank Lake. Game tying goal against Minnesota United.

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Alternate: Man who faked being Appalachian and converted to a version of Catholicism unsupported by Popes to sell books, sellout his family, and obtain power, rebukes woman who claimed her heritage and succeeded at sports.

The lad makes his first appearance on the Crewcible

Yellow bib wins gold!

I’ve always thought my favorite color is blue but the way I’m arbitrarily rooting for anyone in yellow in Snowboard Cross has me rethinking everything. I think I’ll blame this existential crisis on the Columbus Crew.

To see a kid from the #MEGATAILGATE playing for the Columbus Crew is wild, but also it’s exactly what we talked about during STC. This community matters. It always has and it always will. Glory to Columbus.

The “feels like” temperature is in the double digits for the first time all week and someone in our neighborhood is celebrating by grilling

This line ought to set off a huge alarm at MLS HQ: "The Loons were negotiating transfer deals with Slovenian midfielder Tomi Horvat and Dutch defender Cherrion Valerius, but both players cited concerns about life in Minnesota for them and their families as why they declined contracts with MNUFC."

Going through my (very) old stories, stumbled upon this 1997 gem from Bruce Arena about playing at Ohio Stadium in the Columbus Crew’s early years 😂

sauvignon bloc

How many women have died with “fucking bitch” ringing in their ears? Don’t let the misogyny get erased here

This might be the most comprehensive collection of words to represent Columbus in the 90s I’ve ever read.

January 6 in History Wrote this two years ago: “If the insurrectionist-in-chief returns to power without ever facing any real consequences and while explicitly declaring his intent to establish a vindictive autocracy, then January 6 will have been successful.” And here we are.

“We’re actually trying to bring awareness to something we all care about, and something we feel is unjust,” Amory said. “It does make me feel like we at least have some power in this situation, and that we do have a voice and people will listen to it.” matternews.org/community/du...

This is good idea.

Being an American feels like getting on a school bus and then your bus driver decides to do a drive by

I’m doing my part

Last time OSU played Miami in a bowl game, I made myself sick stress-eating a bag+ of Hershey’s kisses and my (now) husband marched away from the game with a chip hat and a National Championship ring. Feeling wild. Might eat some chocolate again tonight.

While I was in prison, I was the food procurement clerk. It was my job to work with the first cook to design the daily food menu and then make sure the men were fed on a budget of $2.60 per person per day. How I helped make the best Christmas prison meal, a thread.

This beautiful mid-Octoberesque weather is not helping the fact that my mental preparation for Christmas is also at mid-October levels.

Shout out to the Stank Prince, that chatty little kid from the MEGATAILGATE at the old stadium, a true and proper son of the Nordecke, one of our own, who signed for the Crew U-15 academy. Greatest team the world has ever seen. Glory to Columbus.

this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.

My car suggested that I was going to the airport this morning and I really think I should have followed its lead and gone back to the warmth I left on Saturday.

#usmnt 🎨 @mlsamy.bsky.social

the "problem" of autism is a mindset issue with society writ large. there is nothing to "cure" because this is a heritable trait, autism is something one is born with. any policy regime short of simply accepting who they are and empowering them to live a life of self determination is dehumanizing

Tonight marked the first time in Columbus Crew history that they have scored five goals in the first half of a regular season match. The last time Columbus scored five goals in a half was against Atlanta United on March 25, 2023 (second half).

man they really didn't give a shit about that guy. as soon as it was clear they couldn't use his death to launch a purge they started to treat it like a nothingburger

MOVE EVERY USMNT WORLD CUP MATCH TO COLUMBUS OHIO AND WE WIN THE WORLD CUP TELL ME NO 😤

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

I’m sure any punishment will be completely toothless, and lack any real bite.

Despicable behavior from a despicable person on an team that is cow towed to in despicable fashion constantly. I am so sick of anything that has to do with Inter Miami.

I wonder how Wessam feels about fans being removed from the stadium for flying his flag. How he feels about people being threatened with banishment for wearing his national team jersey. I wonder if he regrets coming to Columbus. If you think this doesn’t influence on-the-field play, you’re naive.

If you’re a guy from a different country who the Crew are trying to sign and you do a little bit of googling about what the team is all about and you see that the organization might BAN people who wear your shirt, are you coming to Columbus? Organizational culture matters. A lot.

Sure sounds like Crew lied to their fans about MLS’s flag policy and only changed after media pushed. #Crew96

A random conversation in the car 2 Christmases ago turned the Stankey family into Grimsby Town fans. Great day today for one of the “worst places to live in England.”

Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it

Can’t believe I’ve driven past Rax 3 times this week and haven’t been able to stop yet. 😢

Good to see TikTok passing the vibes check on #HellisReal content

Savage and delightful #Crew96

My husband ordered a bidet and accidentally had it shipped to his work address…which is a middle school. 😂 I’m just sad that it’s July and there won’t be many witnesses.

A princely free kick on the way to a victory at ECNL playoffs!

Evan Bush tonight at 39y100 days old. Broke the old #Crew96 record of 39y18d by Robert Warzycha on 9/7/02. Warzycha still holds club record for oldest start by a field player. Earlier this year, Bush started a game at 39y16d, falling short of Warzycha's mark by two days but took the crown tonight.

WE WON THE INAUGURAL POOPS ARE REAL DERBY!!!!! #crew96

#FreeEmerson #Crew96