the "problem" of autism is a mindset issue with society writ large. there is nothing to "cure" because this is a heritable trait, autism is something one is born with. any policy regime short of simply accepting who they are and empowering them to live a life of self determination is dehumanizing

Tonight marked the first time in Columbus Crew history that they have scored five goals in the first half of a regular season match. The last time Columbus scored five goals in a half was against Atlanta United on March 25, 2023 (second half).

man they really didn't give a shit about that guy. as soon as it was clear they couldn't use his death to launch a purge they started to treat it like a nothingburger

MOVE EVERY USMNT WORLD CUP MATCH TO COLUMBUS OHIO AND WE WIN THE WORLD CUP TELL ME NO 😤

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

I’m sure any punishment will be completely toothless, and lack any real bite.

Despicable behavior from a despicable person on an team that is cow towed to in despicable fashion constantly. I am so sick of anything that has to do with Inter Miami.

I wonder how Wessam feels about fans being removed from the stadium for flying his flag. How he feels about people being threatened with banishment for wearing his national team jersey. I wonder if he regrets coming to Columbus. If you think this doesn’t influence on-the-field play, you’re naive.

If you’re a guy from a different country who the Crew are trying to sign and you do a little bit of googling about what the team is all about and you see that the organization might BAN people who wear your shirt, are you coming to Columbus? Organizational culture matters. A lot.

Sure sounds like Crew lied to their fans about MLS’s flag policy and only changed after media pushed. #Crew96

A random conversation in the car 2 Christmases ago turned the Stankey family into Grimsby Town fans. Great day today for one of the “worst places to live in England.”

Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it

Can’t believe I’ve driven past Rax 3 times this week and haven’t been able to stop yet. 😢

Good to see TikTok passing the vibes check on #HellisReal content

Savage and delightful #Crew96

My husband ordered a bidet and accidentally had it shipped to his work address…which is a middle school. 😂 I’m just sad that it’s July and there won’t be many witnesses.

A princely free kick on the way to a victory at ECNL playoffs!

Evan Bush tonight at 39y100 days old. Broke the old #Crew96 record of 39y18d by Robert Warzycha on 9/7/02. Warzycha still holds club record for oldest start by a field player. Earlier this year, Bush started a game at 39y16d, falling short of Warzycha's mark by two days but took the crown tonight.

WE WON THE INAUGURAL POOPS ARE REAL DERBY!!!!! #crew96

#FreeEmerson #Crew96

According to @john-zidar.bsky.social, the shirt I’m wearing doesn’t exist. @supportersupply.co

IF YOU OR A LOVED ONE HAS BEEN POISONED BY A LIGAMX SQUAD, YOU MAY BE ENTITLED TO COMPENSATION

Woke up at 2:30am panicking because there was something going on this morning that i had previously forgotten about but I needed to be awake for, so I set an alarm, woke up to it, and have no idea what I thought I was supposed to be doing.

Andy and I are both doing mind numbing required training things for our respective jobs and our teenagers have decided to show their support by insisting we rent Chitty Chitty Bang Bang and have it on while we work. Kids are weird.

And we had high schoolers ignite the match!

The young lad’s last goal of the regular season. 50 combined G/A in 32 competitive matches played (fall and spring).

The lad finished up the regular season with a 5-1 win against Louisville City, securing an 11-1-2 record this season with 13G/11A. Next up are National Playoffs in Seattle next month.

new gender neutral greeting just dropped

Pretty sure this picture was taken right before we stole Clem’s Uber

RIP Stank Lake

Why yes I am walking in circles inside my house while my dinner cooks after 10pm because, despite the fact that I’ve been on my feet moving around since 4:30, my app didn’t track my steps and I will not get behind in the stupid work step challenge!

Good afternoon. Today, the President of the United States asked a foreign dictator to build five slave labor camps to hold US citizens.

It’s so nice to go on vacation and experience new things…she thinks to herself as she walks the perimeter of a youth soccer facility while her kid trains (like always.)

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Join us tomorrow as we chant “Stay Strong Kipp” during the 47th minute of the match. #kippstrong47 Kipp is a youth soccer player and friend to Kingston Nagbe. He was in a tragic accident earlier this week, and he needs our support! Go Crew and Go Kipp!

Report: DOGE staffers energized by potential invasion of Canada because so many of their girlfriends live there.

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I take great joy in seeing Caleb Porter frustrated #Crew96

Seems like a pretty important detail

looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.

Tweet of the Night 🏆

13yo told me with no time to plan or shop for ingredients that “we” needed to make an appetizer for the Super Bowl party he was going to. I threw some stuff together, baked it, we both tried it and agreed that it didn’t have much flavor. Apparently it was a competition and he got a gift card

If my count is right, #Crew96 had 74 goals and 61 assists last season. Assuming the Ramirez news is true, Crew have gotten rid of 37 goals (50%) and 29 assists (48%) since midseason. That's Morris, Matan, Yeboah, Hinestroza, Cucho, and Ramirez. Half the offensive production of a record season.

brown gravy at night, potato's delight white gravy in the morning, fresh biscuits take warning

Worried about a fascist takeover? This sheet-pan paella will make you feel like you’re in 1930s Spain.

i think it is important to say that the open and explicit racism of the president and the vice president isn’t just uncouth or “controversial” but a direct attack on tens of millions of americans and a dereliction of their duty to represent the entire country