The Stank Lorddress aka Julie
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Gage Magoto
14 days ago
Hugo Picard has more goals that Leo Messi in the US Open Cup.
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1 non-candy food option available and 1 enormous concessions line? Also not magical. It’s a very late-2017 style evening.
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This is less magical…
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14 days ago
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Ready for a magical
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Rebecca Bollwitt
26 days ago
SAVE THE CAPS
SaveTheCaps.com
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#SaveTheCaps
@southsiders.ca
@vancouversisters.bsky.social
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House cleaner, personal chef, and have my car washed and detailed at the airport while I’m traveling.
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28 days ago
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The grounds crew is keeping things cute and Springy at the
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29 days ago
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Norm Charlatan
about 1 month ago
Iran wins on away goals.
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Mark Kastner
2 months ago
These suspensions are brought to you by DraftKings, the official betting partner of Major League Soccer. If you use codes YEBOAH or JONES now, you'll get $100 in free bets after your first $5 bet!
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Tonight we spent 55 minutes driving from Historic Crew Stadium to our spot in the Front Street garage & 85 minutes trying to get out of the garage all to watch a boring 0-0 draw. I’m never going to another
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game that overlaps the Arnold and a CBJ game. Columbus simply isn’t equipped for this.
2 months ago
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Your friendly, neighborhood Stank Lord
2 months ago
Stank Prince scored his first goal today on the ashes of Stank Lake. Game tying goal against Minnesota United.
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Keith Naas
3 months ago
Alternate: Man who faked being Appalachian and converted to a version of Catholicism unsupported by Popes to sell books, sellout his family, and obtain power, rebukes woman who claimed her heritage and succeeded at sports.
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Your friendly, neighborhood Stank Lord
3 months ago
The lad makes his first appearance on the Crewcible
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Yellow bib wins gold!
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3 months ago
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I’ve always thought my favorite color is blue but the way I’m arbitrarily rooting for anyone in yellow in Snowboard Cross has me rethinking everything. I think I’ll blame this existential crisis on the Columbus Crew.
3 months ago
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Morgan Hughes
3 months ago
To see a kid from the
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playing for the Columbus Crew is wild, but also it’s exactly what we talked about during STC. This community matters. It always has and it always will. Glory to Columbus.
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The “feels like” temperature is in the double digits for the first time all week and someone in our neighborhood is celebrating by grilling
3 months ago
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Jonathan Tannenwald
3 months ago
This line ought to set off a huge alarm at MLS HQ: "The Loons were negotiating transfer deals with Slovenian midfielder Tomi Horvat and Dutch defender Cherrion Valerius, but both players cited concerns about life in Minnesota for them and their families as why they declined contracts with MNUFC."
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Steven Goff
4 months ago
Going through my (very) old stories, stumbled upon this 1997 gem from Bruce Arena about playing at Ohio Stadium in the Columbus Crew’s early years 😂
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Harry Jarin for Congress
4 months ago
sauvignon bloc
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Jessica Valenti
4 months ago
How many women have died with “fucking bitch” ringing in their ears? Don’t let the misogyny get erased here
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This might be the most comprehensive collection of words to represent Columbus in the 90s I’ve ever read.
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4 months ago
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Thomas Zimmer
4 months ago
January 6 in History Wrote this two years ago: “If the insurrectionist-in-chief returns to power without ever facing any real consequences and while explicitly declaring his intent to establish a vindictive autocracy, then January 6 will have been successful.” And here we are.
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January 6 in History
Was it a key moment in the republic’s eventual demise or a milestone on the road to democracy’s ultimate triumph? The meaning of January 6 is yet to be determined
https://steady.page/en/democracyamericana/posts/653e87bc-1625-42e1-8f00-141ca9602b91
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Andy Downing
4 months ago
“We’re actually trying to bring awareness to something we all care about, and something we feel is unjust,” Amory said. “It does make me feel like we at least have some power in this situation, and that we do have a voice and people will listen to it.”
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Dublin Scioto High School students conduct walkout in response to ICE – Matter News
Following the mid-December detainment of Leonila González, the mother of a DSHS student whose arrest took place less than a half mile from the school, more than 100 students began to organize a walkou...
https://matternews.org/community/dublin-scioto-high-school-students-conduct-walkout-in-response-to-ice/
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This is good idea.
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✨🥀Persephone🥀✨
4 months ago
Being an American feels like getting on a school bus and then your bus driver decides to do a drive by
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4 months ago
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Last time OSU played Miami in a bowl game, I made myself sick stress-eating a bag+ of Hershey’s kisses and my (now) husband marched away from the game with a chip hat and a National Championship ring. Feeling wild. Might eat some chocolate again tonight.
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Matthew Hahn
5 months ago
While I was in prison, I was the food procurement clerk. It was my job to work with the first cook to design the daily food menu and then make sure the men were fed on a budget of $2.60 per person per day. How I helped make the best Christmas prison meal, a thread.
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This beautiful mid-Octoberesque weather is not helping the fact that my mental preparation for Christmas is also at mid-October levels.
5 months ago
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Morgan Hughes
5 months ago
Shout out to the Stank Prince, that chatty little kid from the MEGATAILGATE at the old stadium, a true and proper son of the Nordecke, one of our own, who signed for the Crew U-15 academy. Greatest team the world has ever seen. Glory to Columbus.
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huck mason
5 months ago
this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
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My car suggested that I was going to the airport this morning and I really think I should have followed its lead and gone back to the warmth I left on Saturday.
5 months ago
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Andrew Johnson
6 months ago
#usmnt
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skáld
8 months ago
the "problem" of autism is a mindset issue with society writ large. there is nothing to "cure" because this is a heritable trait, autism is something one is born with. any policy regime short of simply accepting who they are and empowering them to live a life of self determination is dehumanizing
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MLS Communications
8 months ago
Tonight marked the first time in Columbus Crew history that they have scored five goals in the first half of a regular season match. The last time Columbus scored five goals in a half was against Atlanta United on March 25, 2023 (second half).
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jamelle
8 months ago
man they really didn't give a shit about that guy. as soon as it was clear they couldn't use his death to launch a purge they started to treat it like a nothingburger
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The Cooligans
8 months ago
MOVE EVERY USMNT WORLD CUP MATCH TO COLUMBUS OHIO AND WE WIN THE WORLD CUP TELL ME NO 😤
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Molly Knight
8 months ago
what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
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it’s bozo. bozo did the dub
8 months ago
I’m sure any punishment will be completely toothless, and lack any real bite.
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Thrillhouse Gaming
9 months ago
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Despicable behavior from a despicable person on an team that is cow towed to in despicable fashion constantly. I am so sick of anything that has to do with Inter Miami.
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Morgan Hughes
9 months ago
I wonder how Wessam feels about fans being removed from the stadium for flying his flag. How he feels about people being threatened with banishment for wearing his national team jersey. I wonder if he regrets coming to Columbus. If you think this doesn’t influence on-the-field play, you’re naive.
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Morgan Hughes
9 months ago
If you’re a guy from a different country who the Crew are trying to sign and you do a little bit of googling about what the team is all about and you see that the organization might BAN people who wear your shirt, are you coming to Columbus? Organizational culture matters. A lot.
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Keith Naas
9 months ago
Sure sounds like Crew lied to their fans about MLS’s flag policy and only changed after media pushed.
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MLS flag policy sparks defiance: ‘Fans should not be punished for supporting their player’
Amid a lack of clarity over MLS policy, Columbus Crew fans say security threatened ejections, bans for the presence of Palestinian flags
https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6579377/2025/08/29/mls-flag-policy-fans-columbus-palestine-israel/
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A random conversation in the car 2 Christmases ago turned the Stankey family into Grimsby Town fans. Great day today for one of the “worst places to live in England.”
9 months ago
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Rodger Sherman
9 months ago
Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
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