NFL broadcasts basically only work because TV has been a unionized business for a long time so naturally Netflix and Amazon look like children comparatively

Christmas eve traditions are strong in the Johnson house. BTW Rizzo is a Shakespearen level fool equal to Costard or Feste.

Happy Chrimbus Eve to the only sports fans who have ever mattered in the history of the world.

Not a thought in his head beyond food, sleep, and hatred of Amazon drivers.

Tom is just saving the announcement that Caleb Porter is returning to Columbus for its own post. He's probably still working on the graphic. #crew96

Why am I watching this #Browns game?

Waiting for a new Crew coach while also hoping Wilf comes home:

I think a Columbus based business makes a tshirt that says something similar.

Just got stopped by ICE at the Speedway off fisher on the West side. Looking for Haitians. New York plates on both vehicles that blocked me.

For all MLS' faults I dont think i can recall anyone trying to kick a member of the front offices of an MLS Club's ass after a loss that didn't result in a ban and handcuffs. But European passion right? @davisjason.bsky.social @mattdoyle.bsky.social

Crew fans when anyone leaves us:

Im told its a good sign when they clean themselves next to you.

Does this mean both will be back in Columbus soon or both will be at AFCon? #sillyseason #crew96

I bet Issa Tall is waiting to see when Celtic ax Wilfried thus paying Crew multiple millions of dollars for Nancy to go on a Scottish vacation. Then he benevolently invites our wayward coach home, hopefully with a u22 midfielder in tow. #crew96

I think it's kind of beautiful that this was Rob Reiner's final line on television

It has been a rough past couple of days, so we need good news like this. Cannot wait to Boo Michael Bradley at an MLS match once again! #Tradition #Heritage #Birthright #Crew96

It is not a stretch to say Rob Reiner's work was foundational in my personality. Life is chaos.

We have an extra kitten tonight. She was crying on the porch in the snow so we coaxed her in. She's quite grumpy despite being the size of a Coke can.

Should Crew fans welcome him back if he gets fired in the morning? To paraphrase the man himself "do you think about your ex?" It would make Issas job easier. Celtic is bad in a bad league so hopefully he included a good exit clause so he didn't up end his life for nothing. @mattdoyle.bsky.social

Baby its cold out side.

Wilf to Kwame: "Go call @mattdoyle.bsky.social and get the top free agent list. I want them on airplanes tonight. Call Max tell him Ill have a jet at Rickenbacker by dinner time and for him to get Sean's boots on his way."

Nancy walks in to the #Crew96 facility next Monday: "No no I was on aaaah a vacation. Sometimes, aaa in a relationship you have to see what else is available so you can appreciate the amour at home."

An eye-opener for Wilfried Nancy so far in the drop in quality of player from Columbus Crew to Celtic 👀

Next time anyone says SPL is better than MLS im laughing in their face. I could name a dozen players on non Miami MLS teams that could replace players on Celtic right now. Wil needs to show Zawadzki and Rothrock highlights to these guys on a loop. Lot of quit in Celtic.

$55k? That better include year round heath care for their whole family because people at bank call centers here in Columbus can get that and their jobs dont involve running or getting 2 footed. $55k should be minimum for D2 if they're serious about taking on MLS. @davisjason.bsky.social

I dont think it was a team style issue for Gazdag, #crew96 played directly to him alot he just fell off a cliff. Ive never seen such a nose dive in 35 years of watching soccer. Do you keep him and risk negatively impacting others careers? Where do Sean or Max fit in someone else's Crew?

This guy is just the worst. Andy is truly an incredible piece of shit.

Netflix, off the back of telling actors during the 2023 union strikes that there is no money for streaming residuals, purchases Warner Bros for 80bil…

Big miss by Issa not getting Cleveland to come to Columbus. 😉 #crew96

Now that the horse sh*t contest over can someone get on the horn and tell Issa to bring our boy Sebi home. #crew96 @mattdoyle.bsky.social @joeclowery.bsky.social

The resistance is Weird.

England taking an L already. @soccercooligans.com

Pathetic!!! This dog had a chance to test itself at proper European kennels but chose to stay home with Jordan Morris!!!

Its going to be absolute nonsense and somehow he'll find a way to piss off the world. "People say that the French are very good at soccer, Its soccer, We can say soccer safely like we can say Christmas again. Not Sleepy Joe though who's probably sleepy from eating all the French bread."

Id like this if we want Crew to maintain a level close to the level set in the past. But I dont want status quo. I pay too much for quo. Dare to be bigger. Massive even. @mattdoyle.bsky.social said dont piss off Crew fans, I say dont underwhelm us either. www.thedisrespected.com/whos-next-to...

In North Carolina? I bet that food was good. Just pulled pork with Cheerwine bbq sauce and the finest potato salad you'll ever eat. Or they spent way too much on some Applebee's.

Great culture can save lives. Literally. Amazing letter in today’s @thetimes.com about Tom Stoppard

@pablo.show is opening a new case of paper just for this one. While your at it can you confirm that Herbstreet's dogs are props too.

hot yoga ladies are on his ass

Cold weather thoughts: The existence of a rodent based "La Cosa Nostra" in Zootopia would indicate the existence of a Catholic Church with similar rituals as well as a counter fascism movement in the Zootopia World. Also a patrol officer being Godmother to a Boss' granddaughter is an IA redflag...

Issa on February 20th:

I thought "how bad could it be?" and well...

It looks quite cold in Michigan. I bet Wolverine fans at the game are having a terrible afternoon. Meanwhile here in Columbus:

He is risen

I hope #crew96 runs another contest where Scott's and the grounds keepers come mow a STMs lawn. I just need them to bring over a brush hog to deal with some nightshade and wild raspberry that took over my fence line.