Look how good Zohran made NYC FC

I dont know if this is more of a @tombogert.bsky.social or a @mattdoyle.bsky.social stat but 20% of this roster was signed to senior club contracts by Corey Wray. 42% of the midfield was signed by him. #crew96

The sheer number of places that I can just walk through unquestioned because im wearing a high vis bomber jacket makes me feel like one of the Louvre robbers.

Fake Plastic Trees FC fans are so defensive. Doyle was just doing his job calling your team trash.

Im kind of enjoying media people thinking @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social was calling DT old and not realizing he was referencing a KRS-One song and infact calling him the Devil. @chrislhayes.bsky.social

I have to imagine far-right Catholics are really struggling with the fact that they can now hear this stuff in English directly from the pope.

As the kids say "Its a bop."

Hi gents, do you want to have relationships that push you to be more artistic, compassionate, and quick witted? Try hanging out with a girl (or guy) that owns their own bullhorn and subsists on black coffee and bagels. No time to hate people, or your self, when you're trying to save the world.

It would be nice, but as a organizer told me recently for a progressive candidate to flip a rep seat in Ohio would take someone that could raise $50k in the first 90 days and probably twice that to unseat an established Democrat all while taking hits on their personal life from the ODP and AIPAC.

You have to be a real piece of shit to lose by those numbers in Ohio. Cincinnati is blue but not that blue. I campaigned for alot of candidates in Cincinnati and a potato could get 25%.

Take the next step Leo, say that the detainees get the Eucharist or JD doesn't. People were Excommunicated for less than JD has said or done.

Between this and the reports on the negotiations for a new collective bargaining agreement with the USLPA their entire league structure seems like a clown car of garbage.

These charts are crazy. Our right side was very active and its interesting that we dont really utilize the middle. I bet @eliotmckinley.com could give intelligent data based analysis of this but I, a person bad at math, think maybe #Crew96 have good wingbacks.

Matt should print this skeet on high quality heavy cardstock, frame it, and mail it to half the CSOs in #MLS.

Columbus is life! #crew96 @brimackay15.bsky.social

You know... you would think if ive been putting on clown white for 30 years I'd get better at it eventually. I even had a clown teacher back in theater school... Still bad at it.

“Oh no the girls are rapping about pleasurable sexual experiences and gucci bags” The boys are rapping about serial killing and the lack of mental health services

This shit has officially crossed the line and become bad farce. Were they also eating smelly cheese and pain aux noix.

This headline just made RFK Jr very hungry.

Are #crew96 racing to the off season in real trouble? Is the light at the end of the tunnel a train? Until @tombogert.bsky.social and @empiregass.bsky.social say it I wont believe it. www.thescottishsun.co.uk/sport/154988...

Going into the off season #crew96 need: A backup striker. To figure out the keepers. A replacement for a top 10 CDM of all time. A way for Capys to win games. CBs. A plan to cash in and replace Arfsten. Replacement for Aidan. Herrera transfer deal. Team Captain Hes not the man for this.

At this point I think Gazdag is a psy op. Has anyone ever gotten a new contract and bought out in a 12 month window? @tombogert.bsky.social @joeclowery.bsky.social

Time for a good old fashioned coach shuffle in MLS.

gene testing and ruling out CIS WOMEN WHO ARE INTERSEX (which is explicitly what liz eddy is asking for in this thing) will destroy women’s sports. straight up. if you turn this stone over hoping to reinforce the sex binary you will not like what you find underneath

#HellIsReal #crew96

Some people i just want to know the life story of. The older guy in front of me at the bank is wearing alligator boots with silver cavalry spurs and a matching green open crown cowboy hat with a huge bald eagle feather in the band. Who are you sir?

True Story (Seriously): The US Army tested radiation exposure on the population of Cincinnati to track long term side effects. Turns out it makes people cheer for bad teams that wear Orange. #HellisReal #crew96

Really?! In a landslide! From the same patch as my Grandfather and my extended family. ¡Cén Lá! share.google/KpCZxBHElFlJ...

Us: we finally bought a house. The house:

Just remember, the Klan marched through Cincinnati and put up a cross for Christmas until recently. Cincinnati host a Klan cross more recently than it hosted a Championship team in baseball.

Some people think Nazi tattoos are not that common. I deal with 5 machinists at a vendor in Columbus for work. 3 have white power or nazi tats that are visible when wearing short sleeves, the other 2 are black. I had an Assistant Manager at Walmart in NC with a death skull around his Navy Anchor.

I could probably run a mile and a half in under 14 minutes and im barely a year from having my tibia & fibula broken and my meniscus torn by getting struck by a car.

Im too sore for this Monday morning nonsense.

The new extension to LDC is creating a wild reverb. It sounds aggressively loud in here. #crew96

Former #Crew96 captain Jonathan Mensah is in the house with his family. @brimackay15.bsky.social

And yet there are THOUSANDS of children in group homes or foster situations that will never lead to adoption. Promote and streamline adoption processes nationwide. Expand healthcare, especially mental health care, for foster and adaptable children. Be useful you handbag faced baboon.

*Alexa what's the statue of limitations on extrajudicial war crimes* Bubba said let me get tf on! www.nytimes.com/2025/10/16/u...

Crew 2 Capybara player Chase Adams is called up to the #USYNT U17 camp. @brimackay15.bsky.social #Crew96 #USMNT

the automobile is an object of psychosexual desire. the freedom it provides, the wealth it represents, the inherent eroticism of speed. this is why formula 1 is Sexy. why is why car commercials and car video games frequently look like pornography HOW DID YOU MAKE A CAR THAT SCARES THE HOES

Middlesbrough is switching back to a round badge. I thought people hated round badges @morganhughes.bsky.social? ##iykyk

Imagine if Ohio politicians weren't such whiny babies and had connected the second biggest city in the Midwest to America's Second City earlier. My 70 something mother wouldn't have had to drive overnight to Chicago for a funeral this weekend, she could have ridden in style. All Aboard!

All these hamstring injuries are just not kosher going forward. They need to be cleaner. #usmnt

So what you're saying is Arfsten is better than Weah?

The emdash is unjustly reviled because it is heavily associated with female writers. It is considered ungrammatical, but it is an accurate representation of domestic conversation, where it's more important to convey information on multiple subjects than to sort them neatly.

A guy is sitting in the BMV lobby across from me with a foam container of fried cat fish & fries and a whole big bottle of hot sauce. That says alot about the wait time today.

@soccercooligans.com was like "Maybe people dont want to pay $200 for tickets. College football fans get in for cheaper." College football fans: 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Someone get a hyperbaric chamber ready at the Crew training center for Max because hes gonna be tired. #crew96 #usmnt @brimackay15.bsky.social

The texts I send my coworkers read like Chicago Emo song titles. "There's too much grease on my favorite switch blade" "I considered running over this driver but I dont want to go to the truck wash" "The blacksmith asked if I want a chicken"

oh is it monday