Imagining someone under 40 named Bill is physically impossible for me, that's a middle aged man name

Writing a 936 page essay on why Leatherface is the greatest band to ever exist

Pope Releases Encyclical On Perils Of Disney’s ‘Star Wars’ Strategy

evil Markiplier be like "goodbye nobody this isn't Markiplier

I hate those "y2k" aesthetic posts teenagers because like the reality of the 2000s were they kinda sucked ass apart from the cool things like you could buy CDs, movies, video rentals, etc Nostalgia for an age you never really experienced/barely experienced is never good Also bush was president

Charlie XCX is unbearably british and I don't want that kind of demonic energy in my home

Bro, you want a Monster Dog™?

It's a great sign of a very normal country that multiple politicians are going after a single tuber

fucker charlson

To me, heaven has to be, like, a cross between a Krobo Video, and Chicken and winigish. See, it’s like, I could have a leg in one hand, and a brerb in the other!

My favorite pro-AI argument goes like this: "In the past, other technologies have truly been transformational" and that's the whole argument

this has been every take I've seen about this show recently and I'm beginning to suspect I might be the only person in existence who's watched the show

So the nasty dude SNATCH OFF into his ASS and came out his dick, and do you know why?

there's too many memorials of the hogs of dead guys

call me too woke or whatever but a lot of the jokes I'm seeing in regards to that chud the builder prick feel so weirdly homophobic in like a very 2000s "haha you like things in your ass, haha gay gay gay gay" way and it kinda annoys me Fuck that guy's feelings but like that's so dumb

the fuck bottoms

“You just don’t get it Mom! I’M GONNA BE FAMOUS ON TIKTOK AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME!” *Uploads reaction video of someone eating whole jar of pickled onions while they insert themselves silently sitting in bottom right of frame*

why is time SO cyclical that gay is an insult again What the hell is going on

can't believe sonic the hedgehog is promoting semen retention on his incel podcast

I ORDER MY COFFEE BLACK. NO SUGAR. NO MILK. NO WATER. NO CUP. THEY HAND ME THE BEANS. I EAT THEM IN THE PARKING LOT LIKE A HORSE. THE BARISTAS HAVE STOPPED CHARGING ME. I HAVE NOT SLEPT SINCE TUESDAY. I CAN HEAR THE WIFI

the name DistroKid pisses me off in ways I can't fully articulate

The penis of Ted Cruz has gills situated behind the head, which boasts rudimentary ocular organs and thick rubbery lips around the opening. It flaps its two little fins as it sniffs around and wails “GLUP GLUP! GLUP GLUP!” It has eaten the testicles of Ted Cruz, leaving egg sacs in their place.

liminal labia

“For more than a century, a statue of Abraham Lincoln has gazed out over the reflecting pool that bears his name and that has been filled with the sweet, slightly creamy coconut flavor he adored,” said preservationist Marie Pagano

will you press the button?

Who won this one? 👇

saw this youtube comment yesterday and it really stuck with me, anti abortion people are so unwavering to the point where they're FOR teenage pregnancy caused by an evil cult wishing to plunge the world into eternal darkness via the rebirth of a god made in said teenage girl's image

Walter H Chubfuck United States, Social Security Numerical Identification Files (NUMIDENT), 1936-2007

Vinny needs an adult

Michaelplier

The American Heart Association just posted this and tbh, I LOLed.

I'm really grossed out how many people have seemingly regressed course on their prespective on weed because either they have personally had a bad time on it or think stoners are just annoying Grow up, perhaps, as long as there's still people getting locked up for it, I don't wanna hear it

It baffles me that the UK of all places pretends to have a right to care about immigration. You don't get to colonize half of the world and then complain when people come to your island.

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why is this james guy eating the world

Let's play... Pixel Quiz! Game: Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream Clipped by: nasukkin

Censored Cock

Sore Fuckmann New York, Passenger Arrival Lists (Ellis Island), 1892-1925

at this point I'm convinced tiktok is 90% dropshipping schemes

We won’t be celebrating May The 4th Be With You- Not until Disney puts jizz back into the Star Wars films.

Commentary: The Events Depicted In ‘Star Wars’ Actually Happened To Me

Uh, hey, G, will you make me a sandwich? nooOOooO.

Farmer Buys Guardian Dog To Protect Livestock From RFK Jr.