Tiocfaidh ár caw #speirgorm

The vibes are off. The vibes are way off!!!!

just got to the love shack, you wouldnt believe the size of the chrysler in the parking lot

Me extricating my toddler from a birthday party when he crashes out after his third cupcake

Me to my LGF: I MUST diet if I’m going to fit in my wedding dress so you have to help me! LGF: Got it. No snacking. Also me: I think we need to do a test run of your birthday cake to make sure it’s perfect before the big day. LGF: I have a few more calls to make then we can head to Kaufland.

There‘s a saying in Germany: Kirchen rot, Spargel tot (cherries red, asparagus dead.) So we had to have white asparagus one last time before the season ends. 😋

Every news alert this week

...that last verb can take any sentence anywhere - it's a voyage of discovery! 😁

A "pandemic of selfishness". I agree. Not just permitted but promoted, justified, even celebrated by conservative & far-right parties & media. Not just in health, but across our societies. We're losing solidarity, community, humanity to the 'culture war'. I don't want that. #GoodMorning, everyone.

Today I've heard two different (old) songs that talk about enjoying life and getting peace by "taking the phone off the hook" and oh wow, People of the Past, you cannot conceive of how bad we're going to screw that one up.

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PDX friends: does anyone remember an old Portland bar/dance club that was in an old funeral home? I went there the first week I moved to Portland and a song just popped up on my playlist that brought me immediately back there. Cannot for the life of me remember the name.

Just your periodic reminder that when you say you love 80s music, what you probably mean is you love music made by Nile Rodgers. Duran Duran, Madonna, Bowie all turned to him to make a hit. And he hasn’t stopped. So good. This man is so good. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nile_Ro...

I am cracking up!! 😂😂😂

So you CAN get reparations you just have to be a reactionary white person who tries to overthrow the government because black votes shouldn’t count

They're stealing billions of your money to pay off violent right-wing psychos while doing everything in their power to spike gas up to $5 a gallon, make groceries into a luxury and hand the country over to the oligarchs who want to permanently replace you.

My LGF demonstrating the German belief about how cold causes a cold: if you came out of the shower and stood on the balcony in winter, you would get sick. Me: My love, I regularly swim in cold water in the winter and I don’t get sick. How do you explain that? Him: You’re an outlier.

I will never forget posting this in our work group chat and having all of the youngsters asking what it meant. I died. I died. I was dead.

Queen Medb of Connacht, famed for her role in the Táin Bó Cúailnge and flanked by bulls Finnbhennach and Donn Cúailnge - formidable warrior queen, shrewd leader, seductive beauty, and one of Ireland's most powerful, strong-willed, and legendary women 🐂 Prints: www.ciaraioch.com/artprints/p/...

This is what happens when you sell your team to Rupert Mannion. 🤷🏻‍♀️

On our walk this evening we saw a Basset Hound that I swear had the head and the bum bum of a basset hound and the middle of two basset hounds. He was like a stretch limo basset hound. He was the cutest AND he was walking and stopped and sat down so that I could catch up to him to say hello. 🥹🥹🥹

I wonder if someone will ever use AI to make a vegan cheese that doesn’t have the texture of snot.

What are we doing? Like come on.

I just found out we out we have a Stadtbar, a town bar, at our city hall. My Lovely German Fiancé did not bother to tell me we could walk to our city hall for a wee drink.

europeans when asked to help unblock the strait of hormuz

45 years ago Dolly Parton released "9 to 5" and we were all like omg she's so right about ALL of this, and then we just never did anything about it and now we all go to work at 8:00 and feel guilty for being sick that's on us

Ballmaxxing.

Teef!

I wonder if folks even know what a Silkwood Shower is anymore.

(it was me.)

I‘m not going to say who, but someone just did a loud toot and woke up the person sleeping next to them.

„Burn“ is so good.

Just have a pizza steak instead.

Antrim, Armagh, Derry, Down, Fermanagh, Tyrone.

Listened to the remix edition of Freddie Mercury‘s Living on my Own in n the cold chamber today. Do not recommend. Too slow.

Every time we drive by this bus stop, it makes me brain say huh? A bus stop on the Stadt Autobahn. And there are often people waiting on the bus. How do they get there? 🧐

I need cake.

If a Croque Madame talked to another Croque Madame about anything other than a Croque Monsieur Would they have passed the Béchamel test?

Heilige Klitoris!

Incredible

Discovering there's a tier below "As Seen on TV"

You: please act normal you need these people to like you Me: ok! People: hi Me: You know how in the Sopranos they often would kill someone in the Pine Barrens in South Jersey? That’s actually a real place and like every year a guy walking his dog in the woods finds a body mobsters left there.

Food Porn.

Only just clocked the excellent attribution IrelandAM used for me during my appearance on Monday. 10/10. No notes.

Vancouver and Barcelona.

My favourite order at Tim Hortons is the classic combo of chocolate-coated paper bag and unglazed Boston cream donut

Please support small artists (I am 5'2")

Pretend you’re a political reporter by standing on the opposite side of the road, and shouting, “Are you going to resign?” when your neighbour goes into their house.