Looks like White House purchases of Ronseal Antique Pine varnish are increasing...

And folks say the Left eats itself....

Those parcel lockers are dangerous! Just been bonked in the head by a locker door opening while I was bending slightly to read the screen cos of my dodgy eyesight 😆 My husband laughed uproariously when I told him about it after I got home. Pretty sure the two people in the queue found it amusing too

Non-Native NHS workers cared for me when I had a miscarriage in 2015. Non-Native NHS workers cared for me many times when I had health emergencies, they cared for my mum when she was dying of cancer, they cared for my nan in a care home. They keep the NHS running. They deserve thanks, not this.

Your mam shouts at hotels and your dad paints roundabouts

Trump "joking" about the US being at war so he doesn't have to call an election in 3 years, while Zelenskiy is sat right there, laughing nervously and wondering if he just put the idea of WW3 in the crazy-fuck's head, is a fucking vibe.

I am one of the 14 authors who chose to leave the Polari Prize, and I find myself frustrated and saddened at the way this entire story has been represented. 1/

If you buy your sandwich for the day instead of making it at home you're costing yourself about £25 a week. £1300 a year. Over ten years that's £13000! Which isn't anywhere near enough for a house deposit so people who bought their house in 1995 should stfu and let you yum up your sandwich.

Great article, Freddie O’Connell and @theguardian.com. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre... “Perhaps you’re just learning this, too. If so, pause a moment longer to consider what this would mean.” Guys, these are the points we need to keep making, to those who don’t yet understand. 1/

Age verification? I floated, timeless, in the void, my heartbeat the only sound, the stars a mere glimmer of an idea. I witnessed the birth of a universe, the rise and fall of galaxies, planets, suns. I remember it all, I remember Manic Miner on the 48k ZX Spectrum

You guys got the memo. So many new sign ups today alone. Let's keep going - please keep sharing! 🎉 Backzack.com/sign-up/

‘I cannot believe this got through the intelligence services’ oversight.’ ‘Extraordinary’ caller Oliver points out an issue with the Online Safety Bill.

Hi @liverpoolgreens.bsky.social Would you consider supporting this petition to decouple electricity prices from gas? It calls for fairer bills and a clear plan to move the UK away from fossil fuels. 👉 petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73... #FairEnergy #ClimateAction #FossilFreeUK #FuelPoverty

Saw the new ep of South Park. Fuck me sideways, Matt and Trey have more balls than all of the execs at Paramount and CBS put together. That was not "Hilldog's got a snuke up her Snizz" levels of daft, that was wildly more pointed. Bet Paramount's regretting that $1.2B, 5yr deal they just signed 😆

So Hulk Hogan's dead.

JFC. Can leftists please just work together instead of trying to splinter the voter base. Otherwise we're gonna end up with a Farage Dictatorship in 3 years time.

Rest peacefully Ozzy. 🖤

When they said "One ring to rule them all", I didn't realise it would be a Paedophile Ring...

As Heather Cox Richardson writes, The Epstein story is about more than the sex trafficking of girls. It's also about rich and privileged people evading accountability for breaking the law." People like Donald Trump, in other words.

CBS = Cunts of BullShit

Another fantastic video from @commandersterling.bsky.social tackling the dumbing down and destruction of our language by algorithmic censorship. Well worth a watch. Contains prolific and very necessary swearing 👍💜 www.youtube.com/watch?v=mo2F...

Having to remove all the full stops and commas from a skeet because I'm three or four characters over the limit and I don't want to overflow to a second post, legitimately hurts my soul. I'm going to put them here instead... . , , .

The Media: Suicide rates are going up, this is terrible! Also the Media: OMG that woman was CRYING... In PUBLIC! Lets shame her for being upset! What in the name of fuck is wrong with you people? Normalise crying. Normalise being upset. Normalise showing emotion. Because it IS FUCKING NORMAL.

Palestine Action is not a terrorist organisation. Yvette Cooper, personally, presents a greater danger to safety and democracy in the UK than it does.

Think I've said it before, and I'm sure as hell gonna say it again. Whichever fucker wished for us to live in interesting times, can fuck right off.

Fucking hell. Even Michael Bay couldn't direct a car crash this beautiful.

Fucking fantastic year to cancel Pride. Like, I get that it's expensive and all, and they've had to drop a huge sponsor (for good reason), but in a year when LGBT+ rights are being attacked from all sides, and violence towards the community is on the rise, we need events like this more than ever.

Jonathan Joss' husband Tristan has released another statement saying that donations to their old home GoFundMe are not needed at this time and would ask for everyone to direct their energy towards spreading the message about how he was in fact murdered in a hate crime

If you are looking for emotes this pride, then check out these Donuts. A tasty snack and show support for your's, or someone else's, pride flag. Free to acquire & use but any money made will go to support @trevorproject.bsky.social. ko-fi.com/s/63c7607d2b

this rules "I am old, and I am a legend, and fuck you all I'm going to use my platform to support trans people" good for him

Age restricted so you need to watch on Youtube, but fuck me, this is so fucking true. Kate Nash says in 5 minutes what reasonable Feminists, and the Trans community have been trying to explain to morons for years. Succinctly. NSFW, but NSFW seems to be how it's got to be now.

Stories from the UK AIDS Memorial Quilt. Michael Staniforth was a part of my childhood, playing the chirpy, creepy Timothy Claypole in the longrunning TV show Rentaghost. I didn’t know then that he was an out gay man. He died of AIDS in 1987, aged 44, one of three cast members of Starlight Express.

Because everyone needs this... 💜

I made a little song for when you've had enough internet for today. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iemf...

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Accidentally attended Colwyn Bay Pride today.... And walked a good way round the bay. Good job I remembered to apply sunscreen!

It really is this simple. #TransRightsAreHumanRights

Can't be overstated how fucked up it is that Black folk came up with a word to express people being aware of the oppression of other people and it's now targeted by far right governments globally as something evil that must be destroyed

Thank you to everyone who’s donated so far! We’re very near the magic £1k which finds a mental health nursing scholarship (I think….) so please, if you’re feeling flush post-payday, do chip in a few coppers and as I prepare to walk 26 miles in a day

Watching various elections around the world is like High-stakes Eurovision with worse music.

Nige is gonna be even more of an insufferable cock now isn't he.

What the actual fuck, Runcorn?

Oh. oh, good. Sure this will go well.

GG Canada. I'm glad to see at least some sense has prevailed in the political sphere.

GNU Sir Terry Pratchett

Figured out how to solve the 'Trans people and public bathrooms "issue"'... Ban TERFs from using the gender segregated bathrooms, then everyone else feels safe and happy and there's no fucking issue. They can use special TERF only spaces, or better still, stay home.

Happy Terry Pratchett Day, on what would have been his 77th birthday.

Megathread of pro-trans petitions on Parliament’s petition website. If Labour suddenly gets hit with debates for a bunch of pro-trans petitions, maybe they’ll realise this issue isn’t going away and they’ve fucked up. I’ll add more as I find them. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/70...

Fuck. Off. All you Brexiteers, whose reasons for voting to leave the EU were "Sovereignty", and "keeping our own laws", and "not being dictated to by the European Parliament", is this what you had in mind? Being dictated to by a LITERAL fascist? www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...