Boastful Quaker Oats ad, Chicago 1891

youtu.be/zYS8hf2Dqtk?... I finally did it. I did it on a bet. I was dared to make @coheedandcambria.bsky.social's longest song to date and I did it.

at church and the preacher won't stop talking about his pronouns. we get it dude, you're giving sir/men

unlocking a core memory by watching joel vinesauce sing nickelback at 5 am w a friend

chinese restaurants will give you a completely full container of food that can last you the entire day and call it “lunch special no. 3”

First man in space goes poggers for apples

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

FUUUUCK

america is so cool bc the average protestant/evangelical maga will think this is Cool because they hate catholics already, so this is just making them even more erect

my 🗣️ name 🗣️ is 🗣️ skrillex 🗣️

I bring a sort of “clicks show more on adult content” to the “I don’t have a screen filter on my phone” to the function that people don’t like

man morale at the AP is real bad huh

Graffiti in Budapest of "O1G" for "Orbán egy geci" which basically means fuck Orbán but literally translates as "Orbán is a cum" Beautiful language, Hungarian

“how can i be happy about artemis when the world is fucked u-“ LET ME ENJOY THE FUNNY HEE HOO SPACE PEOPLE PLEASE

i didn't take my penis off, i'm still penis o'toole

🗣️ THANK YOU 🗣️ THANK YOU 🗣️ THANK YOU 🗣️ THANK YOU #FursuitFriday 🤍 @ultrathedragon.bsky.social

i cry when i talk to cute/hot men

I need to work on shaking off the "they're not spending time with you because you're not a good enough friend" mentality

Signal gives you a way to stop this in Settings > Notifications > Notification Content

i think we should make puerto rico the 51st state on july 3rd so that on the 250th birthday of america everyone’s flags are technically wrong

it's called "screamo" because listening to it makes you want to "cream" in your "s/o"

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

"Tucker Collins, an 18-year-old freshman at USC, attended a 'No Kings' protest in Los Angeles on Mar. 28. He ended up getting shot in the eye with a less-lethal projectile by a Department of Homeland Security agent and is now blind."

lets go behind the moon and do, like, hand stuff or something

tasted edamame for the first time, didn’t like it, so then i washed it down with a tyson chicken strip

throwback to a few years ago when easter, passover, and ramadan all overlapped on margaret thatcher's death day

jesus still hasn't died for your sins if you are farther than 2000 light years from earth

saying "oh my god, that's tung tung tung sahur" as a vocal stim in response to seeing a murrsuit photo which i saw taken

those little crackers you eat at church are called jeez-its

boomers love asking "is it a he or she" like who the fuck cares

very stretchy, fashionable, and comfortable. would recommend

so many people are into feet now and meming on it, and you have discord with their new feet icon. my culture is not your costume bitch ass whores

someone perma me please

I hurry through the museum, taking a photo of every artwork and every explanatory text. I will never look at any of them.

dude i love being unmedicated

i keep thinking of cringy stuff i did when i was younger and how i would beat the shit out of younger me if i had the chance. with that being said i’ll start slapping myself in the face in advance bc im sure something im doing rn is stupid to future me

BREAKING NEWS: Benjamin Netanyahu and Erica Kirk to Join Sleep Token on 20207 World Tour

ME AND WHO

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller April 01,1948

Kristi Noem Pet Play

the love of life is on barq at cpac

a *licensed* christian therapist wanted to enforce her values on gender. the court ruled 8-1 (jackson dissented) that the therapist was protected by free speech conversion therapy is bs, it’s as helpful as a therapist telling someone to kill themselves. but free speech ig

Happy Trans Day of Visibility ❤️🏳️‍⚧️❤️

Visible, powerful, loud as all hell, too real to be ignored. Celebrate your damn selves, you deserve it 💙🩷🤍🩷💙 💙🩷🤍🩷💙 💙🩷🤍🩷💙 💙🩷🤍🩷💙 #TDoV

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