there are too many faces now. i understand :) :-) O_O and even ;_; but wtf is ‘u’

the news loves the phrase “pain at the pump”

met someone from czechia, surprised him and spoke as much czech as i could from the very limited amount i still remember. i should start a youtube channel

Today is June 7th 🙄

bumper sticker on a tesla that says “don’t worry, i wanna **** him too”

The Vulpine's Bar

on.soundcloud.com/2qoGxRMLv8gI... made a song

We quite literally have a whites only refugee program and somehow the media won’t call the Administration white supremacists.

I suspect this might be the best photo I ever take

The best part of living alone is you can just piss your pants whenever you want

the digital maze circle or whatever it’s called

[guy from The Used voice] whore o' clock in the fuckin mooooornin

Godzilla immediately after leveling Tokyo:

going back in time to become ceo of duolingo and keeping the lesson descriptions

not to be the “cant we just be friends“ guy but it’s not that hard to let your friends enjoy harmless stuff without making them feel bad about it

Marjane Satrapi 1969-2026

kup teraz

To our dismay, the artist and author Marjane Satrapi has passed away. As she wrote, ordinary Americans and Iranians have more in common with each other than we do with either of our governments, which have far too much in common with each other. We honor her memory and oppose the war.

you could search up “shake” on apple music and then 15 of the top results are kesha

tlc tv be like: I LOVE PREGNANT AMISH MORMON MIDGETS

Save us Barack Obama Shah

Commission for Laika!! 🖤🩵💀 #furryart #furrycommission

A billionaire candidate for governor doesn’t have to be the only one that is offering the clearest support for trans kids, immigrants, and the environment while also riding public transit on election day, but most Democrats are too craven and cowardly to do the bare minimum to meet the moment.

if i were a captain of a ship i’d name it “youtube“ so i could have a “youtube poop deck” where we could sail the seven seaes

Introducing e6dle, a “choose-what’s-more-popular” type wordle, but for, y’know. e621 tags. Prove your pride by showing that yeah, you do know what furries are into. Play now at e6dle.net

enter shikari if they were chocolatiers be like: you lose! you get nothing! good day sir!

“you can‘t call ice nazi-“ yes you can. even if you dont think you are, if you serve a nazi, you’re a nazi :/

Before backrooms they kept playing these still image food ads with music playing over them and it kept making us lose it

if i were a medieval doctor i’d say shit like, “this patient has bad humors? medicine is not a laughing matter!” and then inadvertently give them a bacterial infection

as much as i despise trump the one thing you can't take away from me is his trumpisms, i love saying shit like "many such cases" and "thank you for your attention to this matter"

If bluesky does not declare my entire account Adult Content in the next 30 days I have done pride month wrong and should be canceled

*watches three of eight minutes of a video titled "pursue your creative passions lest you wither* *decides to jerk off* guys i don't think im making it

This is absolutely nuts: hackers are hijacking high-profile Instagram accounts by simply asking Meta's AI chatbot to change the email on the account. Meta's AI does it, hacker gets password reset code, they're in. A staggering security issue www.404media.co/hackers-simp...

never send me a nice message of appreciation because i will send you 8 messages in response, making you regret sending the message in the first place

Turns out I went to the wrong theater and saw Bathrooms instead

demonstrating to my vietnam vet grandfather that im a balloon fur (GONE WRONG)

farm emo be like: pierce the haybale

it’s not called ‘mechsploitation’ it’s called EVANGELION get it right!!!!!

i am deleting my bluesky

getting called “boss” by a 60 something year old lebanese restaurant owner >

some chicken may have fallen in my ear and i am NOT elaborating

asking my stall mate “what are you in here for?” but we’re in a bathroom

life’s not fun? thrill issue

babe tell me im a good girl and jerk me off while i annex czechoslovakia

i should post more positive things here, stop being miserable

i feel like even rural conservatives hate physical ai data centers. the only people who would actually like them are silicon valley tech bros

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