it’s a real jerk myself off to sleep night

oh no

college is stupid bc you have *adults* in a classroom talking over the professor as she begins class, then asking them ”can you all listen for a second?” as if we’re 11 year olds. she proceeds to tell the class multiple times there will be no class next session but multiple people show up regardless

“right-side up” what a stupid way to say top is up. what do you mean the right side is up when the top is up and not the real right side. im gonna flip you right-side up but then lay you on your left side. is that what you want? absolute joke of a language

hey ladies hey fellas and those that just wanna fuck

Jfc. ICE weapons purchases increased 700%. Of the $71,515,762 spent, most was “on guns and armor, but there have also been significant purchases of chemical weapons and “guided missile warheads and explosive components.” popular.info/p/ice-boosts...

i like to keep my main posts kink-free and more focused on politics/very sfw furry stuff/discussion but i want to go anything goes with replies. freak mode on 😎

absolute workhorse of a reaction image from over 100 years ago

A pawjob would fix most if not all of my problems

if you follow me you are sexy and getting into sexy heaven where all the sexy people go (you)

live service implies the existence of unalive service 🐾☠️

i hope i can listen to music while i do dissections in school, should play waking the cadaver

despite our low education ranking, we are capable of learning! from israel

Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through

kinda weird to see a friend devolve into being a gooner chaser

gay pierce the veil: hold my dick it’s throbbing for you anyway

Mr President please share this video I made of you swallowing a protestor whole and rubbing your big belly. Don’t ask why you’re an anthropomorphic fox wearing a diaper in the video

youve been hit by, you’ve been struck by, an on duty police officer

The sign at the end of the video tho

it should be illegal to be mean to me unless you’re being hot and sexy about it

it's so cool how i probably did well on an exam and couldn't wait for the curve to boost me up only to have a friend tell me that hella people cheated so now the curve will be neutered :)))

More than the entire USAID budget. To bail them out from their self-imposed economic collapse at the hands of their Trump-like president. To a country that's benefitting from new soybean business from China after we needlessly destroyed our market with them. Are we great again yet? America last.

Yeah, that is a tear gas canister being fired toward the retreating couple holding the baby

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i know who you are i know what you are

The trailblazing transgender rights activist Miss Major has passed away at the age of 78. Miss Major was a lifelong organizer and participant in the ballroom scene. She took part in the 1969 Stonewall Riots and was injured by the police — but she kept fighting.

evil enter shikari be like: we are the champions

gay underoath be like: it’s dangerous business jerking out your front door

This car wrap at BLFC is wild. Gave me whiplash walking to the Walmart xD

(forgetting the word for antibiotics) do i need cancel culture

shitstem of a down be like: everybody going to the potty have a real good time

news anchor

genderqueer girlfriend i call her fine she/it

your shirt is from a corporation and says it has cum on it my shirt is from a furry creator and actually has cum on it we are not the same

we must raid every spencer’s and light the shirts on fire like we must do the spirit halloween “fursuits”

Young furries, do not buy this repulsive slop Support actual furry artists if you want silly furry merch, they're out there and they're happy to oblige, and you won't be feeding a machine looking to capitalize on your subculture Corporate shitposting needed to be smothered in the crib, istg

god i wish there were a national hate america rally

Coming up with a restaurant styled after medieval times, but WWI themed. You sit around, waiting to order you food for hours, the doors are locked behind you, and the staff just fires artillery at you until you die.

lmao telegram moment

LiGma Balls T

my life is a you laugh you lose challenge and everyone is failing

Chiitan has a dream. I hope that one day the term LGBT will become a thing of the past. I will continue to spread my message until we live in a world where everyone can love freely and is free from persecution and discrimination. Until then, let's all support each other🤍

if you didn't want the halftime show to be in spanish maybe you shouldn't have spanish-speaking colonies

why did she choose the fascist imperial japanese flag lmao

Life is a grave, and I dig it

i like how fwa is finishing their suite lottery but fc hasnt even come out with their regular room lottery yet

I don't want to be at work rn I want to be a cowboy

telling people to boycott israel on twitter is really funny to me because according to your logic you should boycott twitter too because both are evil

my dick is like a land acknowledgment the way it’s small and useless