the simpsons

put new decor up in the washroom

if i was hotter i'd become one of those white trans girls who make tiktoks and reel skits where it's just the same like 3 jokes about being trans over and over but i'm not hot enough so i have to try and develop a personality instead

oh my fucking god

i think a lot of the discourse around Anthony Fantano comes from people not understanding the importance and work that goes into being a critic. The artists only have to create art - something they love doing. The critic, however, he has to remember it so you don't have to.

six seven if it was having sex: sex sexen

Stopped taking my meds in hope i'd feel something and now i still feel empty but i also have brain fog

it's come to my attention that Down With Webster has been made aware of this post. thank you Exclaim Magazine.

I wouldn't date stuart little he's a little bitch, that was just a hypothetical

if stuart little was my boyfriend i would get my nipples pierced but the piercing would just be one long bar between both nips so that he can use it as a chin-up bar to do exercises

i wish canada was part of Eurovision because you just know mark carney would send Down With Webster in a completely unironic way

Fell asleep at 8pm and just woke up from a dream where Madagascar the movie happened in real life and was real

"this critic... he creates things... well it's more like he remembers things. And the more he remembers, the less you have to"

People hate The Backrooms because it dares to imagine a queer friendly third space

i hate when people call me tiny because it reminds me of when i was a kid and my dad unknowingly shrunk me and my siblings down to being 1/4" tall and we had to survive the journey back to the house through a yard full of giant sprinklers and insects bigger than us

what if instead of Döner Kebab it was called Böner Kebab. wouldn't that be funny? just a thought i had

his parents named him David Lynch because they knew he would grow up to make Lynchian movies

bitches will pretend to be your friend and then when you're at your most vulnerable they replace your bones with fruit by the foot

insane find today oh my god

bought tickets to see The Backrooms opening night

does anyone want to fistfight in a parking lot or something this weekend

dude it's awesome that you took all the swearing out of your songs about doing drugs, now it'll definitely reach more people

just took another nap :)

just slept for 13 hours straight #likeaboss

dude this is lowtaxenuinely something awful

on some Ontario bullshit, you wouldn't get it

someone screenshotted and posted this on the straight edge subreddit and they are cooking my ass there

311 is an okay band but a terrible amount of time to microwave a hot dog

On the straight edge subreddit posting "am i allowed to smoke cigarettes" then turning my phone on vibrate and shoving it down my pants

Jerk Your Worthless Penis Like Antennas to Heaven

Scott Adams hasn't been answering my texts for funny dilbert cartoon ideas. i'm worried he might hate me.

In coquitlam. No real reason just kinda felt like being here.

Harold & Kumar's Lesbian Experience With Loneliness

i never saw him have sex with a pie,,, sex with a pie,,, sex,,, pie

day 10 of being straight edge. the text on all my shirts has slowly morphed into varsity font. my hair has fallen out. I don't eat meat (I didn't before either but now i feel the need to tell you all that I don't)

movie night tonight queen?

Calling your girl Ontario Emo the way i got her moneen in my ear

Old Man Gloom Christmas might be one of the greatest albums of all time

don't worry cutie, you can get in there, it's a normal cab i promise

pink floyd cover band called twink foid

Every second post on this site has me thinking about this

Genuinely the only appeal this site has is that it's not the site that's owned by a nazi. Because other than that this place fucking sucks.

i wanna jerk off? i don't really know, i'm still workshopping it. please leave any suggestions in the comments, love you

all you guys ever do on this site is hornypost and discourse. where's the fun

"Alright, our screamo split is done, what should we put on the cover?" "pope wojak" "what does that mean, it's 2006" "pope wojak"

thank you superstore pharmacy, great system you have here

video of me on a security camera call that found foidage (i think??)

Nobody wants to join my Diary Of A Wimpy Kid themed metalcore band, 7 Rowleys 7 Gregs