Traded in a bunch of records and CDs at the record store and got this all in return and it's maybe the most insane haul i've had in a while

it's too late, i already drew you as the vancouver specialjak

Watching Back At The Barnyard funny moment compilations with friends rn and i'm obsessed with this Veterinarian character who's design just. completely changes and gets a dumptruck ass halfway through the series. This is the same character.

*immediately after orgasming but forgetting the phrase "la petite mort"* woah i think i just experienced pocket mortys

I love mid-2000s Vancouver post-hardcore bands that fell into complete obscurity

my anxiety: "you're never going to be good enough. you'll find a way to mess it all up. it's so over." Garfield the cat's transphobic friend: "my pronouns are Ner/mal"

anyone else notice that there aren't as many bubbles these days. like outside you just don't see bubbles in the air like you used to. where did they go

stop eating skors with the bores and eat a 3 musketeers with 3 musky queers

Fuck furry con fuck vancoufur 'm going to the #aquarium to look at #fish

it's amazing how if you have $50 and you spend $15 you still have a whole $35 left. really makes you think

polymarket is what i call the vancouver dating scene

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really big egg i got (doogal dvd for size reference)

i wish i was mentally ill in a hot way instead of a god is punishing me kind of way

Writers need to realize how stupid Chekhov's Gun is. Stories would have much more surprising twists if the gun was never shown at all and then in the final act Chekhov was like "well you're no match for my SECRET GUN" and started shooting a guy with his secret gun

every time i'm out walking and see a pylon i get a little bit of a boner because it reminds me of VLC media player

combart wounded simpson

he thinks he missed the train to venus he's out back jerking penis

slenderman if he was in a polycule with a bunch of white women: "find my Paiges"

i'm 4 episodes into pluribus and this is the first episode where she hasn't just felt like lesbian ricky gervais - which coincidentally is the first episode written and directed by women

hi mister plurbius bring me your finest emo twinks

gender reveal party for a couple where the husband is really into professional wrestling, and the wife is really into 2000s indie pop: "Kyle O'Reilly or Rilo Kiley?"

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i keep seeing posts about that gay hockey show and i cant help but feel like culturally we've come full circle back to Yuri On Ice. dire times

jewish beyonce: "if i were a goy"

Vancouver people love saying things like "i'm going to the Polybius themed brony convention"

I remember back in like 2010 when Adventure Time started, Canada didn't have cartoon network so we weren't getting it. And for like a year I was seeing Jake The Dog merch and images and thought it was the dog from Dilbert. I thought people just loved the Dilbert dog.

i hope timothee chamlet does something problematic so i can justify my irrational hatred of him. i need to find a way to make me just being tired of seeing his face into a woke stance somehow

to be fair, dropshipping is the oldest profession

she tells me to "3 2 1 let it rip" the way i get this babe-laid

It's healed well. A friendly reminder that it will get better.

hmmm today i will shave my body *accidentally slices nipple open like a boss*

her: "your cute" my brain: "she's just pretending to like me" the lego ninjago green ninja tulpa i developed when i was 12 that never went away and gradually became more violent and evil: "you should jump up kick back whip around and spin kick a baby. Also she hates you dude."

*animorphs into a tapeworm and begins to shrivel up and die because i have no host*

Insane 2009 relic i found today

dancing on the corpses ashes

i'm getting drunk with your dad rn and he keeps randomly doing racist accents

The Menstruation Siblings 🔥🔥🔥

once i form my band "Gay Down With Webster" it's over for you all

saw a fb marketplace post that was like "ISO cds for my 14 year old son for christmas" and his most wanted CD was Stars Of The Lid - And Their Refinement of the Decline. are the kids okay. like genuinely.

why is the guy from Nü Sensae in the new street fighter movie

IM NOT BULLSHITTING YOU. IM NOT LYING. IT WAS RIGHT THERE. ITS REAL.

guy who loves charli xcx for her essays devastated to find out her music sounds like that

had a dream i had one billion litres of crude oil

becoming the opposite of an incel. gonna voluntarily make it so other people can't have sex

had a dream i was at a cafe and the nonbinary barista took 2 hours to make my coffee and it pissed me off. the government is blasting nonbinary hatred into my brain while i sleep and i am not falling for it. love you they/thems.

realphabetizing the cds and i have run out of storage and fear it might be time to downsize a little

thinking it's time i get my shit together and go out and buy groceries so i have some real food at home,,, but the emergency box of triscuits i keep at the back of the cupboard is giving me slutty looks right now