Harold & Kumar's Lesbian Experience With Loneliness

i never saw him have sex with a pie,,, sex with a pie,,, sex,,, pie

day 10 of being straight edge. the text on all my shirts has slowly morphed into varsity font. my hair has fallen out. I don't eat meat (I didn't before either but now i feel the need to tell you all that I don't)

movie night tonight queen?

Calling your girl Ontario Emo the way i got her moneen in my ear

Old Man Gloom Christmas might be one of the greatest albums of all time

don't worry cutie, you can get in there, it's a normal cab i promise

pink floyd cover band called twink foid

Every second post on this site has me thinking about this

Genuinely the only appeal this site has is that it's not the site that's owned by a nazi. Because other than that this place fucking sucks.

i wanna jerk off? i don't really know, i'm still workshopping it. please leave any suggestions in the comments, love you

all you guys ever do on this site is hornypost and discourse. where's the fun

"Alright, our screamo split is done, what should we put on the cover?" "pope wojak" "what does that mean, it's 2006" "pope wojak"

thank you superstore pharmacy, great system you have here

video of me on a security camera call that found foidage (i think??)

Nobody wants to join my Diary Of A Wimpy Kid themed metalcore band, 7 Rowleys 7 Gregs

i've seen foidage i stay moided i've seen foidage

can i still get into seven if i six myself

my anxiety: "you'll never be good enough" my depression: "stop now. no reason to continue." The elephant in the room when it's horny: "undress me"

Movie night at my place, queen?

Gay noise music vanue called Sissy Space, K?

thinking about becoming straight edge but i don't want to be bald

sometimes i think the term "coworker music" is a little harsh but then i look over at one of my coworker's monitor and see that he's just listening to the ken song from the barbie movie on repeat. it really is that dire.

how the mii on your [legally obtained] copy of Tomodachi Life looks at you before it permanently destroys your [definitely nintendo branded device you were playing the game on]

Walked past a guy on Granville freestyling and he dropped the line "girls going crazy on my sirloin scorpion". Can't stop thinking about it

laptop exploded :/

why does the 3rd coffee always taste worse than the first 2

Had a dream last night that there was a new piece of technology called the "Simpsons Phone" and you could use it to call and text characters from the Simpsons and nobody else. This is what it looked like

Kodama - A Knight At The Princess Academy (2010) Found this yesterday. Fucking incredible lo-fi screamo from Edmonton. Self released CD-r, before they changed their name to Kodama. Genuinely blown away. Give this a listen right now, insanely good

at church and the preacher won't stop talking about his pronouns. we get it dude, you're giving sir/men

Rewatched Eternal Sunshine and I don't think I ever noticed Joel was drawing furry porn when he shamefully flashes back to being a teenager. Insane detail to have included in 2004.

who the hell is drawing kevin spencer on venue walls. I just want to talk.

I was born in the wrong generation. Not in the sense I think I should have been earlier, but in the sense I would have excelled at being an iPad baby

Nah man, I'll be fine. I'm bringing my knife to this fight. What kind of weapon could the other guys possibly have?

ughhhh i'm a foid

heard a rumor the tortoise alledgedly fucked the rabbits mom after the race

found a jar of yellow stuff in the back of a cupboard that I don't really use. probably been there for years. could be okay. might be a biohazard. idk. if you want some hmu

a cup of coffee isn't breakfast but 4 cups of coffee is

"geese is a plant" close! animal

ninja wife sex party

Green Day album ranking based on if the cover looks like homestuck fanart

he thinks he missed the train to venus he's out back jerking penis

Chudbury, Ontario

i'm watching incel looney tunes chud bunny keeps fucking with elmer foid

hi

got doordash

it's called "screamo" because listening to it makes you want to "cream" in your "s/o"

*hearing about Gorillaz for the first time* oh so they're like Your Favourite Martian