Andrew, you have been evicted. It's time to leave your big brother's house

Was the moment where I hoped it was a solar Tommy Fleetwood better or worse than the actual product?

"A rainbow appeared minutes before the signal was found," he said. The most Detectorists news story ever. Lovely. Discovery of 15,000 Roman coins could be nation's biggest ever www.bbc.com/news/article...

Been boring people with how much I disliked Malmö since I visited in 1990, so I’m going to be INSUFFERABLE now.

Despite myself I laughed

If I was a Welsh footballer I would simply not have arms

I don’t think I want my crisps to be 25% plastic

If they toured I’d be trying for tickets

Weird that google and other tech firms keep telling me robots should run everything, while repeatedly insisting that I prove I’m not one

I really really dislike "right side of history" as an expression. Like history has a final season. "We had a big meeting and decided you were right all along."

Upside down red triangle in bio = Hamas supporter. Not the same as a Palestinian flag in bio. Or a watermelon in bio. It’s not solidarity. It’s overt hate. Just mentioning it cos seen a couple of retweets of red triangle types in my feed today. Blocked now obv.

Heaton Park. My heart is broken. British Jews have been warning you about this for years. It’s Yom Kippur. Yom Kippur. This is one of every Jews worst nightmare. Why we have so much security at synagogue. The anxious thought you try and push to the back of your mind. Heartbroken.

Team Europe trolling Trump after winning The Ryder Cup 🤣💀

@kingtubby.bsky.social got the golf on the radio again tonight?

How could this possibly lead to any problems under a Reform-led government? Good grief. Do something. Make ordinary people's lives better. Don't fanny around making authoritarianism easier just to appease racists, you partially-cooked frozen doughball.

Oh no, we’re doing ID cards again

Even the damn shrimps having a more exciting time of it than me, goddammit www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-engl....

I know GL is beyond awful these days, but the lack of Father Ted in this list is odd. Anyway, Detectorists for me.

Out of bounds

Hard to imagine Random Restaurant Bot will ever do better than this

This is smashing

... what???

Don’t know a lot about the others but Rachel Maskell was a total hero on the Benefits Bill

Have I told everyone the story of when I had a Saturday job in Selfridges Food Hall and he came in and bought 4 meat samosas and 4 vegetable samosas? Cos today is probably the last time I get any mileage from that anecdote. Totally agree with Jonn Elledge about how unnerving seeing Tebbit IRL was.

She’s singing along, too

He’s baaaaaack! 🥳

Compassion for whom?

A long, and very interesting article in Sheffield Tribune about The Leadmill, which is not closing, but has been taken over by its landlord www.sheffieldtribune.co.uk/the-leadmill...

Phenomenal. Replies too.

The Independent putting BREAKING over a story that will take millions of years to happen has reminded me of one my favourite Ellis Rosen cartoons.

YOU CAN STOP WWIII NOW, WE’VE SIGNED A GOALIE #LOFC www.leytonorient.com/news/2025/ju...

Feeling just that little bit less detested by the Labour government tonight. Thank you 🙏 #mecfs

I don't know how many people understand that disabled people are looking at losing £450 a month, every month, potentially for life. Money that pays for the help, aids, and adjustments that they need to exist in the world. There are disabled people who wouldn't survive these cuts.

If one of my houseplants produced something like that, it would no longer be a houseplant

Whoa 😮

This is one of the literal meanings of my name. Get called it everyday. I should be raking it in. (Barbara fr Greek barbaros - stranger, foreign, weird)

leaving a review for your recent drone purchases like

The most shocking Unbound story yet.

Oh, look, I wrote this two months ago.

Will go to my grave thinking about why this was the first example of “love” listed in this Yiddish dictionary

Wonder if they’re regretting closing all those branches down now?

Trying to get my head round how this could make it to print. Many warning signs for all of us

Ouch

Do read the full article, which makes many good points.

cn: sui, dwp She did everything "right" here. Informed the DWP of doing permitted work, as they ask. But it was wrongly recorded, she was sanctioned, and it began a spiral where she died malnourished and desperate, with no food in the house. This is what dealing with the DWP does to people.

This is such a good article - one of the few I’ve ever seen that acknowledges that sometimes the poorly person can be the one that doesn’t understand a friend.