OH FUCKING COME ON

Maybe it's just a matter of fact that you can't run a site where people Poast without succumbing to the Madness

Okay, good, but it would be better if people could Remember Anything instead voting for their own personal Mind-Trump they constructed out of thin air

*minor key single piano notes plucked out one by one* You're the red, white, and blue Oh, the funny things you do America, America, This is You

to prove i am immune to harassment, i have made a tactical decision to flash red and become stunlocked

This is not to say that online used to be universally better. In some ways it was much better! In a lot of ways it was substantially worse. Anyway this was all brought up by remembering an old favorite reaction image.

I think the biggest difference between The Internet Then and The Internet Now is how Being Mad Online used to be the one thing you could never admit to, under pain of death, and now, Being Mad Online is a whole career path with a skill tree and an ever-expanding variety of debuffs.

Dale Earnhardt Jr. was all "no CTE for me pls" and quit racing full-time due to concussions from crashes. Dale Jr was Danica Patrick's first car owner in NASCAR. Patrick also had a history of concussions. So I gotta wonder if Jr quit because of Patrick talking about aliens and racism all the time

Danica Patrick joins Wreck-It Ralph (covid denier), Football Manager (TERF), and Alex Kidd (present on January 6th) as the fourth problematic character in Sonic & All-Stars Racing Transformed

They think voter fraud is really widespread because they keep doing it themselves

This must really hit if you've had a cognitive brain injury and haven't noticed that harassing the mods until they ban the left has been one of the most successful right-wing media strategies in modern times, producing the kind of information environment where Bari Weiss gets handed CBS news

go away, we already have hatsune miku and she rules, unlike this six piece chicken mcnobody

this era of bowie makes me think of two subgenres that I've coined for my own use: -Boomer Cyberdelia (boomer musicians get really into CD-ROMs, Mondo 2000 and the web) -Accidental Ridge Racer (boomer musicians get really into trance but use their old chord sensibilities so it comes out like VGM)

it's october, time to post my internet claim to fame again

Automods are like

My AMV channel was taken down by YouTube today. Years of memories, hard work… one of the only things that gave me happiness and made me feel worth. Gone. I never uploaded anything sexually explicit. I made anime music videos. I feel sick.

opened rpg maker mv for the first time in years and what the fuck is this, past me

no joke i utterly refuse to take anyone seriously who says shit like 'corn' 'unalived' 'seggs' 'graped' 'PDF file' and all the other fucking stupid algo-speak bullshit JUST SAY THE FUCKING WORDS - FUCK THE FUCKING ALGORITHM YOU FUCKING COWARDS. STOP LETTING CORPORATIONS DICTATE WHAT YOU SAY.

I feel like this should be a bigger story. Either the USPS screwed up (not out of the question) or Play-Asia, a major global game retailer, just got caught using A LOT of fake postage

for those who don't know: the commissary (on-base grocery store) and exchange (on-base department store) are both tax-free and have deep discounts on all merchandise it's one of the real perks of being in the military so, y'know... WHY NOT GET RID OF THAT, it's not like the housing is great either

listen buddy it ain't called cisformers

It's spelled henti, or hentia, depending on which part of the country you're from

Nyxie was extremely cute last night 🖤

Apparently there is a kiosk at the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame where you can nominate bands. SHONEN KNIFE went and nominated themselves. Bad ass.

why are these people advertising that they've raised their children to be pathetic little shut-in cowards, as if it's a good thing

the website to cancel Xbox Game Pass subscriptions is overloaded

Akira Takasaki should at the very least, be included in any conversation about best guitarists from the 80s

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Per-student costs were always MUCH higher than the average, but DeSantis and pals' spending spree has depressed every significant academic metric, hemorrhaged faculty, eliminated the school's strong points and replaced it with an athletic program no one in their right mind could give a shit about.

A list of words for coffee in ten different languages... 10. Welsh = coffi 9. French = café 8. Manx = caffee 7. Romanian = cafea 6. Dutch = koffie 5. German = kaffee 4. Swedish = kaffe 3. Malagasy = kafe 2. Icelandic = kaffi 1. Ojibwe = makade-mashkikiwaaboo (literally “black medicine water”)

Have you ever seen a sweeter expression?

Minoru Suzuki offers his thoughts on the trend of puppets in wrestling

(Guy from Lethbridge who is terrified of going into downtown Toronto because he read on Rebel News that the city has fallen to roving antifa gangs) "the Blue Jays are Canada's team baby"

Underrated funny thing is the guy who makes his entire life posting videos of Trump is a huge fan of The Big Trump Fundraiser and hates AEW.

Playing the hits are we

How, exactly, do the Canadian Armed Forces deploy on operations with an ally who doesn't respect ROEs?

That's me, you're probably wondering how I ended up here Well, some idiots in Pennsylvania and Wisconsin decided borgar was too expensive and that they wanted to reverse the flow of space-time and return to 2019, and here we are

“generals gathered in their masses to listen to gigantic asses“ headline is sitting right there, which outlet is going to step up

It's always "liberals need to be friends with conservatives" and never "conservatives need to stop calling for the extermination of liberals."

“Is it a subservient calico?” No, you dipshit, that’s a tortie.

Hey guys he said the thing again, in case you forgot

Chirico going to grab a soda from the fridge Votoms ost for some reason:

Loved that couple of months he wasn’t in Parliament

Action shot, lmao. Hamlet jumped on the back of my chair to bite Lumi in her butt, but she turned around and saw him. Suddenly they were both very confused about what was happening. 😂

There was Black President that one time and then they just got madder, redder, and more online from there

It was a campus-wide event when the first guy finished downloading the first rip of Austin Powers 3. Total strangers crowded into that club's room to watch it over each others' shoulders. Anyway, the Austin Powers era of American history ended immediately upon someone seeing that movie

Happy Michael Festival to all Michaels

Oh come on, that kid is clipping through the cart right in the thumbnail

That being said, if your promotion is going to call them "trios" matches, they should follow traditional lucha libre trios rules. Also the matches should end the traditional way: with Rush kicking the opponent in the dick right in front of a mostly apathetic ref.