The source is lost to time, but this is one of the funniest photos ever taken

Allegheny West. 725 Allegheny Ave - Wendy’s. Caller reports that a food fight has broken out at the Thunderdome Wendy’s.

Guys

Right wing propaganda video that's like remember Leave it to Beaver but 2 Unlimited's "Get Ready" is playing for some reason.

gendo ikari: i have made Evas angels: you fucked up a perfectly good gundam is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety and teeth

This is exactly right. The Onion quietly left Twitter a month ago and... our weekly subscribers went up. It's because we're doing well here, on Instagram and on YouTube. As a business, being on Twitter is somewhere between useless or detrimental, unless you're selling boner pills.

BREAKING: all of her paws are up in the air

Looking at this is making me want to micromanage my inventory. Gotta put the ink ribbon away before I continue…

it is really funny to me that cartoon gambling games (see: old pokemon) get high-age ratings just for that. balatro also imagine going into a supermarket 25 years ago and having to go to the secret adult black bag section to get one of these bad boys. 18+!

I love the clueless US Democrat-types replying to this like "actually, there are better reasons for us not to have gone to war in Iraq than a meme..." without realizing the entire world is looking at the unhinged statements coming out of the White House thinking all Americans are egocentric assholes

Remember this next time this country asks us to send troops to Afghanistan or Iraq

In my day we didn't have all this autism.

“Pope Leo XIV has urged priests to not to use artificial intelligence to write their homilies or to seek ‘likes’ on social media platforms like TikTok.” “‘To give a true homily is to share faith,’ and artificial intelligence ‘will never be able to share faith,’ the pope added.”

I spent a bunch of the Olympics trying to convince myself it's ok if Americans win things because the athletes aren't the politicians but then Kash Patel parties in the locker room and the White House does this

Horns.aiff

Well worth eating the 48 hour probe

as far as i can tell “bio hacking” is just a goofy term for giving yourself some combination of an eating disorder and a drug addiction

Allow the dying empire a last flash.

back to bed

Now why can’t you do that for the Devils, Jack Hughes, instead of being hurt constantly

in Canada we have a store called "Canadian Tire" and you're probably thinking "a store named after a tire definitely has a circle for a logo" but no, you're wrong. they chose a colossal red triangle

Sleepy girl is watching the Gold Medal Hockey Game with us. (Go 🇨🇦!)

Hockey fans watching the gold medal game in Toronto loudly booing Gretzky whenever he appears on screen is very pleasing to me.

He is so shaped.

Elmer Fudd is really into cwossdwessers. He loves Dwag Qweens. He appreciates Twans People and Gendaw Non-Confowmists.

No. You don’t get the skater with facial piercings and weird hair. You get country singers named Bunt Gruntley and Mormon wife influencers with poorly done extensions and that’s what you get. Sorry

Completely on-brand for this Temu Ayn Rand

lmao

SEBASTIAN BACH Says He 'Hates' A.I.: 'I Will Always Give You Real Stupidity Instead Of Artificial Intelligence'

hideo kojima reading this name like that vince mcmahon meme

this gif was originally made for e3 conferences but now it just represents the entire games industry as a whole

Caved in and finally started watching Heated Rivalry

"I just hit a pressure point. You have seven seconds to live." "Amubu~"

...🤔 Vin Diesel implies the existence of Vin Unleaded, Vin Midgrade (or Vin Plus if you prefer), Vin Premium (sometimes called Vin Supreme), Vin Flex, Vin Ethanol, and the very special sixth ranger guest star, Vin Electric.

I’m sorry, I know it’s a minor point, but crack dens are traditionally indoor establishments. What the scaremongering Labour minister is describing here is a crack paddock.

all the negative reviews of the star trek voyager game are like "i dont get it, its really slow and boring! it stinks!" and all the positive reviews are like "its exactly like star trek voyager, its really slow and boring. it rocks!!"

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/70's_Ro... I just learned this exists and I am ENCHANTED

Wow!!!!!! She's perfect??

the uncensored intro to Team America World Police would otherwise be a flagrant FCC violation; however, let's see them punish it now

hey want a laugh? the david cage service game launches in six days

There - I was - completelywasting! Out - of work - and down! Break-ing - thelaw Break-ing - thelaw

what Trump should have done: take the win before the midterms what Trump is actually doing, because he is a tariff otaku with oppositional defiant disorder: EVEN MORE TARIFFS

It has been obvious for the 10 years we’ve had to listen to him ramble on about this that he literally believes a tariff is a bill the US sends another country and then that country has to send the US money. That is what he has been talking about this whole time, to this very moment.

i'm posting this panel from the violent yakuza manga Tyranno by itself, because i'm sure you'll have use for it in your life

the "open source LLMs running locally" idea is very naive nobody in the OS community has the resources to build an LLM "from scratch" - mainly ppl use a variant of Llama - meta's LLM - trained on stolen data that was cleaned by underpaid workers in global south - and thus exhibit the same biases

New Jersey being New Jersey