To bring a smile to your face A 2,000 year-old figurine of two ‘Dancing Dogs’ 🐾❤️ Blackware ceramic, Colima, West Mexico, 200 BC - 200 AD. 📷 Princeton University Art Museum #Archaeology

Kinda feel like Jaxson Dart being a dumbass is a case of nominative determinism. Very rarely do you hear the sentence “this is our museum curator, Jaxson”

This is a public service announcement

Next time you're at Wal-mart just stop to look at old people's hands, in case you've never seen one before.

please stop booing I have a lot of speech to go

The author is upset (rightly) that for-profit companies are buying up youth sports leagues, but you don't have to look further than the first two sentences to find the real problem. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...

Yikes. (gift article) www.nytimes.com/2026/05/19/s...

Y'all I don't need to see any more pictures of Trump's hand.

Far be it from me to criticize anybody's taste in pop culture entertainment, and I would almost watch Ed Harris in anything, but I keep getting these ads for the new Yellowstone (which I have never seen) spinoff, Dutton Ranch and I'm like, could these people look more intentionally J6-rioter-coded

Gift link: It's insane how much serious thought has gone into analyzing something that is literally a made-up construct in the first place. Landon Jones has a lot to answer for. www.theatlantic.com/family/2026/...

For today's #MosaicMonday a hilarious #Roman mosaic depicting a boisterous #dog knocking over a basket and pulling out the contents. Life without #dogs is possible but pointless! 😊🐶🐕 On display at the Archaeological Museum Irbid/Jordan. 📷 Alex Brey via www.flickr.com/photos/looki...

One of the best parts of spring? The baby birds 🐣 Please enjoy these goslings and cygnets in all their fluffy glory.

Who wants to go next?

The wise witch listens to the spirit of even the smallest brook. Its song carries the gossip of every tree it has passed, every shadow it has seen. Tributary tutelaries carve the ghost soil and sing the stories they found to our ears. – #EmilyCBanting, 1982 #WitchSky

What an awful “progression” www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

Department chair meeting with associate professor asking for a raise and a better parking spot

Will be offline until my entire feed isn't Rudy Giuliani updates

What's wrong with this country is that nobody has been arrested yet for losing it in the Costco gas station and just screaming "Hope you're enjoying your four-dollar gas, motherfuckers!!!" at the top of their lungs.

All these guys out there just broadcasting to everyone what absurdly easy marks they are for any romance scam

Gift link. Summary: This is the creek I grew up on (pic by me). Riverdale is a tiny suburb in a 400K metro, the pt mayor works for the Army Corps of Engineers. The flood gauge on Duck Creek & the guy running it got DOGE'd. Iowa manages to do one thing right. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/01/o...

#GiftLink courtesy of my library www.nytimes.com/2026/05/01/b...

Y'all I don't need to see any more pictures of Trump's hand.

Another day, another flurry of dumbass lefties who think somehow a giant multi-layered conspiracy where hundreds of people would have to be clued in and kept quiet for the rest of their lives is more believable than one crazy fuck in a country of 340 million people .

I spend an inordinate amount of time thinking about how the utility demands of AI might not be so heavy if it wasn't being forced into, like, every single email and web browser.

Badly needed timeline cleanse with great timing. The Silence of the Lambs is playing on BBC America RN and if you didn't know, it was filmed at the FBI Academy in 1989 and most of the extras were actual FBI Academy instructors (including these guys)

Yo, Kash Patel was hired to destroy the FBI and he has done that. This is like a whole article about how Ted Bundy got drunk and played hooky from work. www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...

Trying to explain St Augustine to the pope, the former head of the Augustinian order, who wrote his doctoral thesis on Augustine, on his way back from celebrating mass at the Basilica of St Augustine in Annaba, Algeria, overlooking the site where Augustine lived is peak Adult Catholic Convert.

I don't know if "brains fried from doomscrolling" is the answer, but it's a question worth asking. Average age at No Kings keeps going up, not down. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/14/o...

“Later on at an event with ‘The DoorDash Grandma’ the President attempted to explain remarks roundly viewed as blasphemous” is a real thing you could put in a newspaper

Explore this gift article from The New York Times. You can read it for free without a subscription. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/11/o...

The hummingbirds are coming. www.hummingbirdcentral.com/hummingbird-...

sigh!!!!

all these universities kept axing medieval history departments as if they thought tyrants beefing with the Pope was going to stop being relevant

I don't know about anyone else but I could use a timeline cleanse so here are some flowers from my trip to Salt Lake City this week and no I am not LDS LOL

BREAKING: Donald Trump meets privately with Kash Patel and Pete Hegseth to assure them their jobs are secure, amidst swirling rumors that they may be the next cabinet members to be fired. #KashPatel #PeteHegseth

Pope Leo excommunicate JD Vance challenge

also it is particularly fitting that trump has finally succeeded in proving that tariffs can fund a country, only for that country to be iran

how do you prepare for this case not expecting Gorsuch to ask an Indian law question

I think "Yeah yeah yeah but what about the Constitution" needs to be the title of ACB's next book. :)

unfortunately for Trump the birthright citizenship question has hit this version of Neil Gorsuch

Trump after hearing what Sauer actually sounds like for the first time

jesus christ man you're supposed to at least pretend the subject of your profile didn't write the lede himself

Hey there 👋🏻, it’s me, the new snack from Costco you loved. You will never see me again

Davenport Iowa NoKings, dig the clouds

Me and my friends in Davenport Ia!

It is legit funny when you catch someone doing "Why aren't people in the streets?...No not like that"

The "wine mom" thing is a rhetorical cudgel used to reinforce patriarchy and delegitimize groups of women making a difference in their communities.