DM: The orange fascist lurks in his lair, hunched behind his massive desk, revelling in his stolen power. His acolytes hiss at you as you approach. What does your human bard do -- MAMDANI: Active perception check. DM: ...that's a natural 20 MAMDANI: Let's fucking go. <FLUTE TRILL>

you know what? good advice.

someone with access to the hellsite ask its ai asslicker bot which broadway roles elon would best excel in please

the thread just keeps getting better from here this is easily the funniest way Elon has ever broken Grok, you can get it to choose him over anyone for anything in a hypothetical scenario *anything*

Methodology

Keep sharing your stories about ACA premiums expiring (or general insurance costs). This is a bipartisan issue. Let it radicalize you (if you aren't already). We can move Congress on this: 202-224-3121

Good morning everyone! Democracy Docket v. Washington Post.

NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen. Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.

women are always saying “lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre man.” ok well he did. now what. is the world a better place? look at what you’ve wrought.

gummy’s hitting in just the right way that this is the perfect internet content for me tonight. the sheer number of clips is one thing but the key change has me crying laughing

“Brothers!,” Jesus cried out. “Where is my car?” Acts 1:22

this is quite funny as an experiment, and well done, though i think i'd strongly disagree with how reverential the author thinks pitchfork is toward rock music, they treat every genre like this

Open AI loses copyright case in Germany. Judge Elke Schwager summarized the case saying that if you want to build something and need components, "then you purchase them and do not use the property of others."

oh goddamnit

📣 THEY OVERTURNED ROE V WADE 📣 WHY IS THIS A HEAD-SCRATCHER 📣

[Murderer] these stabs are barely legal

look as someone who can be incapacitated for weeks by the fear that I put the wrong number of exclamation points into an email this has been a fascinating glimpse into a some brains that work extremely! differently! from! mine!

i’ve said this before and i remain convinced it’s true, the 2028 platform that would deliver obama 08 results is “i am gonna bring the hammer down on the corrupt self-dealing politicians and their rich friends and there are no sacred cows id give a pass”

The Epstein releases have simultaneously left me more sure than ever that Trump had him killed, and also considering the possibility that he was so stupid he accidentally drowned while trying to drink water like a turkey looking up at a rainstorm

It is journalistic malpractice to be within a city block of Vance and not read him this tweet through a bullhorn

“writing is unnatural” indeed

Let the House Dems eat the Senate Dems, with a knife and fork

I made the mistake of letting the Last Word with Lawrence O'Donnell play after I watched this week's Rachel Maddow Show and the man really spent half his entire hour on a bafflingly ill-advised and condescending defense of Chuck Schumer, which was just "who else would do the job, it sucks". AND?

the only thing democrats should be saying today is “the entire republican party is engaged in a coverup of the most notorious child sex trafficking ring in world history”

the miserable part of all this is that we all know already, because of the amount of time and energy that is being used to keep it from coming out. only someone guilty of everything we suspect and worse would try this hard to keep it from being released.

welcome to the time of year where you get in your car and it's freezing so you crank up the heat to get it to warm up and it takes half your trip to even start getting warm but then it's warm immediately and you have to turn the dial back down and open the windows for a little to keep from baking

lmfao come on just recast him and start a new storyline. do they really think we believe one man could realistically do everything he's done in all these movies?

it's not that i ever doubted that being a barista was a skilled position, but my year-long effort to try to produce a half-decent latte at home has convinced me that a good barista is easily more skilled than virtually every c-suite executive on the planet

Bari Weiss not understanding what standards are for is a little too on the nose.

people are reading on transit and whilst sitting and waiting for things... when else are you supposed to do that rofl

honestly we need a literacy program after the revolution too many people can read but unable to comprehend what they’re reading

The Mamdani political sign generator is kinda fun https://homes.luddy.indiana.edu/ccshan/for/for.html

pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.

There is a large and frankly uncomfortable amount of difference in the quality of new Grey’s Anatomy episodes that DO involve Owen and Teddy and the ones that do NOT. Kill them off already, the show is quite literally better without them!

Vital piece of investigative reporting from Sky. They've uncovered the X algorithm which feeds users extremist right wing material from the moment they join the site. It is a far-right radicalisation engine, by design. news.sky.com/story/the-x-...

this looks like a trick daffy duck would put up to get bugs bunny into "the oval office"

if you see anyone expressing shock that a candidate who exudes warmth and authenticity and wants to improve the quality of life for working class people won over a rapist whose entire campaign was "that guys a terrorist" that's not a smart person. you don't have to listen to that person anymore.

AOC: We have a future to fight for, and we're either going to do that together or you're going to be left behind. It's not about Progressive. It's not moderate, it's not liberal. This is about do you understand the assignment of fighting fascism right now? And the assignment is you come together…

WHOA. Via @decisiondeskhq.bsky.social, it looks like Democrats just flipped BOTH *statewide* Public Service Commissioner seats in Georgia. That seems...significant.

Came here to say this, but Jamelle Bouie has this covered. 👇 When the Democratic tent includes candidates like Spanberger and Mamdani, there is no crisis, or fight, for the party. IT’S A COALITION, NOT A POINT ESTIMATE.

It's the day Dick Cheney died, time to recommend "Reign of Terror" to someone too young to remember the Bush years, or too old to remember them accurately www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/622555...

how many corporate ai initiatives are just ceos who like to be told what they want to hear getting really excited about the tell you what you want to hear machine and being fully willing to sail into the abyss on the power of their own addiction asking for a friend

Ooof. And they were doing good work.

New awareness campaign

It’s basically Deep Space Nine.

Holy hell what a world series.