I’m an Autistic classically trained chef and I wrote a food aversion acceptance cookbook and guide titled COLOR TASTE TEXTURE, that’s all about finding out what works for specific sensory needs and how to customize food for them. It’s useful for all ages, no cooking experience necessary.

neurodiversity is Good Actually. just want to say that

Seattle/Tacoma folks, this means we need to pressure KOMO advertisers

Canceling Disney+ because they canceled Kimmel is well and good, but if you really want to make them pay attention, there is no better way than fucking Goofy's wife

GOP greatly overestimates the number of fucks GenX and younger give about Bill Clinton.

Watched this match from my hospital bed, lol

How's your night...?

At least Mariners pitchers aren't purposely crossing up Cal and hitting him after giving up a grand slam to the Yankees

You don't even have to get to the chaos of middle aged academics whipping out firearms without tactical command in place. Armed teachers and professors is like saying "We need some sexy priests." It antithetical to the role.

Garyjuice

Wait, wut?!?!?!

Imagine winning 8 Super Bowls and not simply retiring to enjoy the rest of your life

Sure I'm not the first to say, but: DARWIN

Oof...

Conclusive proof thoughts and prayers don’t work: he’s fine.

i dunno, i'm kinda into furious, drunk-driving bananas

I literally just said this to someone!

If he is sick, he needs to be treated by Kennedy, he appears to know a lot about medicine.....

and people on this app say they don't understand sports while they all try to will a thing into existence like Jets fans every offseason

🤣🤣

Worth remembering that any time I say "It's happening!" I'm talking about buying a ramshackle farm in the Skagit Valley and turning it into a women's commune and goat ranch

long weekend at bernie's

Dave Matthews Band Tour Bus Clogs Gorge to Remind Cal Raleigh Who the Real Big Dumper Is: tinyurl.com/yc7kwrjd

Work for a local print co, and we're hemorrhaging international customers due to freight costs

For 12 months, America had a limited proof of concept for universal healthcare, and it was so uniformly successful we had no choice but to obliterate our society

The New Yorker…

This is like if “the female orgasm is a myth” were a photo.

In a bold move to cement its position, the new junta seized control of the main transport artery between the nation's political capital - which they now control - and its financial one, which they do not. Armed loyalists roam the site demanding to see freedom-of-movement papers. bit.ly/4fWlaKR

HAHAHAHA they couldn’t get a grand jury to indict our sandwich hero I’m dying www.nytimes.com/2025/08/27/u...

When life hamds you lemons... open.spotify.com/track/7aBxcR...

Hope Toronto hasn't mandated low-flush toilets........

I have literally never even seen a Cracker Barrel irl, let alone eaten there

Maybe we shouldn’t let someone who doesn’t believe in germs and who thinks it’s okay to eat roadkill and swim in contaminated ponds be in charge of our national food safety.

This is heartbreaking and infuriating on every level...

It's approximately 137 degrees in here, and my mom's making carbonera sauce...

"Things would be no better if Kamala Harris had won" -- stupid shithead fuckface assholes.

Irrational exuberance at watching people win on Family Feud...

MVP 🫵

Go off, King

They want us fighting so we never notice who is stealing from us all. Don’t get lost in the circus.

Paul Silvi on the pregame, and all I can think about is seeing him shopping at DSW in a tank and shorts, and dude is RIPPED!

Life delivers pretty fast In the last 2 hours: Kid 1's friend (who lived with us for a time) od'd last night and not sure of status Kid 2 just secured their first job after graduating Wednesday w a BA Saddened and elated

Sometimes I think back to Michelle Obama's 2024 convention speech, wherein she said (paraphrasing), "you *know* they hate women, you *know* they want to take away our rights, please, I beg you, take us & our lives seriously." It was such a raw, naked plea & America rejected it so decisively.

BREAKING: BlueSky is blocking access to Mississippi. This is the No. 1 platform for @mississippifreepress.org. We ditched X for BlueSky early this year. And now, at 3 pm on a Friday, poof. I don't know what we'll do next. Keep up with us using our newsletter at mfp.ms/subscribe.

Illinois is launching a first-of-its-kind legal hotline for LGBTQ+ individuals — Illinois Pride Connect. As the only state in the nation that will provide free legal advice to protect the LGBTQ+ community, we'll help fight ignorance with information and cruelty with compassion.

This is the future this liberal wants.

OMG 🤣🤣🤣

What Danielle said. According to the Yale Budget Lab, the average effective tariff rate in this economy right now is 18.2% Let me put that another way. President Trump has raised taxes on American businesses and consumers by -- on average -- 18.2%

We are very far off the cliff, folks. 🇺🇸

Leave it to Derek Guy to lay it out there!