CBP chief Bovino has confirmed that the officers who executed Alex Pretti in the street yesterday are not only *not on administrative leave,* they have all been reassigned to other jurisdictions and are all on the street today. This is totally unheard of for any officer-involved shooting

So I know things are Bad, but here's a hilarious video of Phoebe playing with her toy possum and falling off the bed

I think about this post a lot

Today at work, I have seen dolphins quite a few times.

White people being killed wasn't part of the plan. She was a lesbian so those sky daddy cloud fuckers could say she deserved it. Now what. Fuck white supremacy.

For those who didn't know, this is why Tetris *specifically* www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/vide...

With the American fixation on putting bacon on fucking everything, this seems plausibly true.

Absolute banger of a comment on r/military: www.reddit.com/r/Military/c...

Who cares about kids when adult collectors are willing to pay top dollar? www.wired.com/story/legos-...

As I explained earlier this month, we're too literal abt what amounts to military occupation. The ICE/CPB operations in Blue cities are the kinds of garrisoning of civilian towns that the founding documents opposed. talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/dont-...

I dont know why i expected better of the NRA. The dude was executed for possessing a legally owned firearm that he never brandished. This is one of the easiest layups of a violation of the second amendment I’ve ever seen.

okay hear me out

In my ongoing attempts to give you a break from *gestures widely* THE HORRORS: Let's talk about the utterly bizarre science of cats' purring. Here's a weird starting point: There are NO cats (Felidae) that can BOTH roar AND purr. Cats that roar = genus Panthera Cats that purr = genus Felis

Minnesotans are showing the soul of the United States to the world.

how to tell if you are a cylon

It turns out that the "new" MP5,1 is actually a 2009 model, not the 2010/2012 like my "old" one is... and that means the CPU tray isn't interchangeable between them.

Started making time to work on the 5,1 machines again. Made decent progress. Might have figured out why all the reboots.

Saw these in Walmart the other day. I know a lot of folks (furries) are BIG into the Warrior Cats stuff, so I thought I'd share! @scampsburd.bsky.social

This sounds so good! I might try to make it with veggie sausage.

This sounds so good! I might try to make it with veggie sausage.

years and years of avoiding plain language and the active voice do make the choice to use it more impactful, I suppose

People get their news via social media these days. Newspapers always have a comics section, because if there's not something good to look forward to, people stop showing up to learn about the bad. So post your art &don't feel bad about it. We're the cheese wrapped around these hard to swallow pills.

they executed a nurse in the streets and frey and walz are flapping their mouths and saying nothing while democrats are writing checks to ICE

The executions will continue until acquiescence improves.

Soberly and responsibly does indeed include, not going out and buying a gun because you are angry. Or buying a gun that you won't or can't keep safe especially in a house with kids. Or buying a gun as a protective totem against evil, which you will not train with.

Were I to choose just one weapon of the enemy to NOT use, a tool that I shall forever endeavor to leave untouched, it is this: Dehumanization. I can despise ICE, and do everything in my power to bring justice upon them, but I will continue to see them as humans. I will not become a monster.

“Everyone should be allowed to carry a gun for their safety but the government can murder you in the street if you have a gun” is an incredible endpoint for the conservative moment

Anyone who is part of the federal government who is not doing everything in their power to stop this administration, regardless of the assumed cost to normalcy or career, is a coward and a collaborator.

If the US were a geopolitical rival the headlines would be like: US Secret Police Execute Second Dissident In the Streets As Militarized Occupation Enters Sixth Week

"The blood was only ever a means to an end," the vampire confessed in the interview. "To what end?" the reporter asked. "Blood carries vigor, life force, vital energy. That's what we feed on." "So how do you get it, if not through blood?" "These days, we make doom scrolling apps to drain it."

There's a massage place in this strip mall that calls itself "body & soul massage". I find myself wondering, what would a massage of the soul feel like?

I don't want to be rich, I just want to be well off enough to not look at the prices of the exotic cheeses at the grocery store...

They wheeled this Nazi asshole into court in a wheelchair and he was still trying to hide his face in shame 76 years after World War II ended. That's the kind of commitment I'm looking for.

With alt-text (No alt, no credit!)

Did some testing: apparently, you can stream media via Kodi using WebDAV and FTP. OpenDrive has unlimited storage on WebDav.

drunk history first contact

Adding to this wonderful summation of what I'm trying to speak to, we are also a country which has memorialized the underground railroad. The various churches in homesteads and what not its conductors lived in have been preserved as monuments to the spirit of "fuck this evil shit"

Entire French Populace Moved To Tears By Cartoon Of Robot Holding Flower https://theonion.com/entire-french-populace-moved-to-tears-by-cartoon-of-robot-holding-flower/

The United States has officially withdrawn from the World Health Organization. This is a shameful move that puts both Americans and people all over the world at greater risk from disease outbreaks, which require international collaboration to contain.

RFK Jr. suggesting Americans snort lines of asbestos to reduce the risk of spontaneous combustion.

bluesky: the premier social network for getting yelled at because you explained how a complex process you have no control over works

‘With Donald Trump’s actions in Greenland, Minneapolis, and Venezuela, a foreign enemy could not invent a better chain of events to wreck the standing of the United States.’ always read @vermontgmg.bsky.social:

And the boys (who weren't born yet or were about *three*) who missed the *original* He-Man room, run by the fabulous Art Nadel, would have been HORRIFIED by how female-friendly/feminist the original writing team was. (I should know. My office was down the hall. I drew the first map of Eternia.) 😏

all the dudes bitching about "woke He-Man" should watch the woke He-Man we already got like three year ago, aka the animated Kevin Smith Netflix one about A) the crushing emotional toll that toxic masculinity takes on Adam and B) a squadron of absolutely jacked ladies dominating the whole plot

The odds are high that your cat’s normal is consistent with the spectrum, because Cat Normal‘s needs for negotiation, stimulation, alone time, comfort, consistency and entertainment is pretty square in the middle of human neurodivergence, so even if the vaccine did cause autism, how would you tell?

That's what we've been saying! (from the UK's SFX magazine, part of an ongoing series on the merits of less-successful shows)

Me talking to Baby Sue the Cat: “If you keep poking me with your claws I am going to put you down” “….ON THE FLOOR. PUT YOU DOWN ON THE FLOOR.”