The sandwich chucker beat the wrap!

Taunt your protogen friend by calling them a "counterfeit aibo"

I’d say “god help me”, but I understand if he has left and has no intention of coming back

Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.

This $400 set comes with minifigures of the complete Next Gen crew, including Picard, Riker, and Wesley Crusher’s portable tractor beam. www.wired.com/story/lego-u...

My father, who’s supposed to retire next year, just told me he wants to get his heavy machinery license so he can “be the first one to bulldoze the fucking ballroom” in 2029

I saw a billboard for Winn-Dixie that said: " Overpaying for groceries is not a pleasure." Shots fucking fired at Publix, goddamn!

Newly discovered Zappa album just dropped.

So, all the Halloween shit at Walmart that wasn't candy, went 50% off the day after. The candy just dropped to 50% today.

The unicorn listened intently. Somewhere in the forest, someone innocent was singing. The unicorn followed the sound, found the singer, and laid down with their head in the singer's lap. "bottles of-" The young orc fell silent, smiled shyly, then resumed singing. "Beer on the wall..."

Broke: Dont speak ill of the dead! Woke: Dont be a piece of shit while youre alive.

NOTE: He's a predator. Volunteers should buddy-system themselves for safety while throwing Cuomo and all his stuff into a rental truck.

It's not too late to support Cuomo. He promised to move to Florida if Zamdani won. He probably needs help packing.

Clearly Dick Cheney was a load bearing shitbag and the timeline is self correcting

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Democratic party leadership has been on autopilot for ten years, they weren't losing to fascism, fascism isn't popular enough for them to lose to fascism, they were allowing it to fill the void where their leadership should have been. Tonight we're seeing that we have other options. They should too.

Happy birthday to actor and author Armin Shimerman, who guest starred 3 times on #StarTrekTNG before playing Quark on #StarTrekDS9. (He was in the Voyager series premiere too). He played Quark again on Lower Decks, and is breaking down episodes of DS9 on the Delta Flyers podcast.

So now that last night happened can we also hurry up and get a certain OTHER Cuomo's name OFF THE SIGN ON THE THRUWAY because it is the TAPPAN ZEE bridge and it will ALWAYS be the TAPPAN ZEE bridge.

1995: The Year of Wet.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but this is my annual reminder that if your family is disrespectful of your identity, derisive of your values/interests, or just unwilling or unable to treat you with the warmth and kindness you deserve, YOU DO NOT NEED TO GO HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS.

honestly this is what the Impossible/Beyond Meat guys should be working on. passably-goat-tasting-but-plant-based birria should be treated like the fucking Space Race

Michael Ironside played violin as a student until he broke fingers on his left hand in a football game, losing his fingering technique after they set. But with a little sound editing Hudson plays respectably well.

You would be a really useful feature for Google maps to add? The ability to have multiple destinations, and then save the routes for later.

So, apparently Dick Cheney finally died. Can't say I'm super sad about it.

Guess it’s true what they say: You either die a war criminal or you live long enough to get a heart transplant, disapprove of the current regime publicly only after it attacks your daughter despite having supported it in 2016, then die a war criminal 13 years later.

I spotted this on Mastodon and I find it horrible, not least for the speed with which this has happened.

Yoink'd from over on Mastodon. Get to know your nuts. XD

If they do a 21 gun salute at his funeral, fucking duck.

Dick Cheney? Is Mitch McConnell even in this thing?!?

thank you for all the support; the statement from our union is now live here with some more reporting. now that this is public I can confirm that the majority of today’s layoffs were women of color. there are no longer any Black women working at Teen Vogue.

Trump and Musk, literally the two worst people in the country, just endorsed Cuomo. Just waiting for Stephen Miller to chime in.

Happy birthday, @pbs, and thank you for (just off the top of my head) Mister Rogers, Bob Ross, Sesame Street, Cosmos, Reading Rainbow, Nova, Frontline, The American Experience, The Magic School Bus, and Nature. The good you put into this world, and the return on my investment, is astronomical.

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this is an important lesson that gets ignored. whether it was whining that rainbow capitalism wasn't sincere or claiming polite racists of the north were worse than the overt racists of the south people need to realize if the choices are lip services and antagonism, lip service is always better.

The $26 100W USB-C Charger that I bought is failing on me after literally one full day of use. I'm irritated, and it's getting returned as defective.

I keep seeing journalism described as an "ecosystem" and I guess that tracks because it's undergoing an extinction crisis caused by billionaires, too.

I believe that we are in fact perfectly free and morally justified to block people who AREN’T hatemongers, racists, or even bad people simply because we find them annoying. I don’t hang out socially with people who merely irritate me OFF the internet. Why would I behave differently on Bluesky?

The Rhineland tinkerer. He can keep your Porsche going. He can keep your Lamborghini going. He can keep your Mercedes going. And he can even work on things that AREN'T tractors!

This is extremely troubling, because Teen Vogue had some of the best political writing around. I'm so sorry.

ICE Agent Panics After Realizing There More Children Than He Has Flash-Bangs https://theonion.com/ice-agent-panics-after-realizing-there-more-children-than-he-has-flash-bangs/

We already knew United airlines was shitty before the Trump boot licking: youtu.be/5YGc4zOqozo...

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Your friend came to you because they respect your knowledge and opinion, and outsourcing the answer to a machine is lazy and rude. Just answer them yourself.