Make a Bond movie academic: Dr. No A Canadian Senate report into the frequency of medical gaslighting and its effect on the cost of publicly funded health care.

Nigeria. Seriously?

Make a Bond movie academic: Goldeneye "Chronic gold dust exposure and subconjunctival inflammation in goldsmiths: an underreported occupational opthalmic hazard"

"Since they are Canadian, I wouldn't rule out treachery." 🧐

Amazing 👏 🐻🐻

Da. Bears.

Next time someone tells you AI is here to stay, point them to the Edsel, that Ford called "the car of the future." Segway, which was going to change the world. NFTs, which were the wave of the future. Virtual reality, which has been the future of gaming since the 90s, Google Glass, a "revolution"

"War is a racket."-Gen. Smedley Butler

Yes! Just we needed. Make Niagara Falls even gaudier. www.ctvnews.ca/toronto/loca...

Texas is so big that it's only surpassed in surface area by 25 other subnational entities.

"Lest we forget"

Pantone colour of the year: Kloud Dancer

Tailings in the water supply

"Foucault someone over"

*Sigh*

Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen — Neil Young & Crazy Horse Radiohead Rheostatics Väsen Keith Jarrett Trio

Oh please just fuck off

Countries that have abortion access, DEI policies or protection for LGBTQ+ people will be considered “human rights violators“ by the Trump regime We’re in the upside down. www.forbes.com/sites/maryro...

2017: Yellowstone 2018: Grand Canyon 2022: Grand Canyon 2024: Yosemite 2025 on: nope I've spent thousands on trips into the US focused on visits to National Parks. There's no way any of these would have happened with this new surcharge.

T'es pas une pipe, Charlie Brown

Deontistry

Sisyfootball: infinite downs to make infinite yards on an infinitely long field, with an infinitely long clock.

When Canadian football teams play exhibitions against US teams, the hybrid convention is 3 ½ downs. #CFL #NFL #SportsFacts

There's an ai nostalgiaslop picture floating around of a McDonalds in 1974, menu board all absolute gibberish. One item, schloske, is listed as $9.50. Adjusted for inflation that is $66.21 in 2025 dollars. Must have been an enormous fucking schloske.

#CFL #GreyCup #Saskatchewan

Lucky break for Saskatchewan. Still a ridiculous call to kick the field goal. #CFL

What are you thinking kicking the FG? Stupid! #cfl

Finally found the right metaphor for what AI models do to meaning: they domesticate it.

I suppose I should be posting Gordon Lightfoot today, but Fela is more my current speed. youtu.be/eNZjvoT16_g?...

Was this the best use of my time today? No. Is it the most amusing way I could have spent the last 90 minutes? Absolutely. Pattern is free here: bit.ly/4nGGCGc

These massive cuts to international student numbers will do nothing good for Canadian universities. Ouch. #Canada #budget

Dick Cheney has been extraordinarily renditioned to the great black site in the sky. RIP?

I wonder if the Black Mountain Rag is popular in Montenegro.

This world series run was lovely because, for a few weeks, I was back in touch in touch with that 12 yo kid who wasn't too cynical not to identify with the exploits of millionaire athletes cosplaying as local avatars in a fundamentally arbitrary spectacle. #worldseries #bluejays #dodgers

Hot take: LA didn't win the World Series—Camus did. #MLB

Have enough hours passed yet for a thought piece on the existential absurdity and arbitrariness of determining the World Series on the basis of a single call at the plate? #bluejays #Dodgers #mlb #Kafka

Legit question because I'm mystified: how exactly does the tech industry expect that mass replacement of labour won't simultaneously eviscerate demand? Does mass-unemployment not equal microeconomic sepukku? What am I missing?

As a Dodgers fan, I literally feel like Sarah Connor at the end of the first Terminator. That’s how good the Blue Jays were. Like we won but I’m so traumatized I’m going to lose custody of my son because I trained him to shoot weapons in Nicaragua and I’ll end up in a max cell at Pescadero

Not the outcome I wanted, but this was legitimately one of the best series and best games in the history of baseball. Amazing. #bluejays #dodgers #worldseries #mlb

Not good #bluejays

Nigeria. Seriously?

Oh my! #bluejays

Chester Nimitz, 1943:

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