"Remember: people lie, Reilly. Only money tells the truth."

It makes me feel ashamed of my emotional immaturity sometimes, this failure to accept the fact of her absence. Death is the great, looming fact, wholly indifferent to our objections. The men who seek to overcome it are fish-faced zillionaire oligarchs who think mortality is for the little people.

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I love Miyazaki's "My Neighbor Totoro" almost as much as I hate the song at the end of it.

I wish Nolan had cast Laverne Cox as Helen of Troy.

Guys we've got a certified banger in our midst youtu.be/Nmc2RYm6PUE?...

It's minor league baseball o'clock

2026 can either be the end of America... Or the beginning of a radical transformation. If we show up for it. ✊🏼

Lol this looks so fucking bad. www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_bK...

It's somehow both perfect in every way and completely unexpected at the same time.

Want to see River Maid on the big screen? Come to Philly on the 10th!

"Are you gonna be nice?" "I've never been nice my whole life. But I'll do my best to be sweet."

Apparently the literal king of England is coming to my town and will be watching a parade right across from my studio. The only reason I know about this is that I got an email from my kid's band teacher telling them when to show up to play for him??! 😬😬😬

This is an incredible tweet.

It's absolutely insane to watch Republicans freak out about Democrats doing something that the Republicans just did, except only temporarily and with better guard rails. Keep your "stop the steal" and "stop gerrymandering" bullshit to yourselves. Some of us read the news.

I just passed a guy in the hallway of my building who ended a phone call with his family (who he clearly got along with very well) by saying "welp, I don't wanna talk to y'all no more" and then immediately hanging up. A communication style to aspire to.

A billion dollars is the socio-economic equivalent of a loose nuke, and we should work to prevent the acquisition of the former with the same urgency and ruthlessness we use to prevent the acquisition of the latter.

"You made three mistakes. First, you took the job. Second, you came light. A four man crew for me? Fucking insulting. But the worst mistake you made...empty gun rack."

I wonder if it's hard work to suck this much or if it comes naturally. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

a simile is just a metaphor that doesn’t trust you to know it’s a metaphor

How do we feel about this, America? Are we ok with this? Is this fine? Are we going to do anything about it?

"Fuck the Empire!"

"Fascist governments are condemned to lose wars because they are constitutionally incapable of objectively evaluating the force of the enemy." - Umberto Eco

stop making burgers 1) taller. how tf do you think mouths work 2) sodden with melted cheese like... how do you expect people to eat this 3) fancy. a $20 hamburger is not elevated peasant food it's just inflation

U.S. foreign policy:

On this Good Friday, we remember Spock died for the needs of the many.

Real

I know Trump is evil and all but what button do I have to press to never see Kamala Harris ever again?

This looks like a fun time. www.youtube.com/watch?v=wek9...

I love that Trump decided to give a speech to the nation on the same night a historic, fully televised manned mission to the moon lifted off, guaranteeing absolutely no one would be paying attention to him.

I know I'm late to the party on this band but HOLY shit. Wow. www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2dA...

I used to think that catcher framing didn't actually affect umpire calls that much but it appears I was as wrong as it is possible to be. www.cbssports.com/mlb/news/cb-...

I love how all these people are like "it's funny how conservatives aren't treating this the same way as when people try to cancel their heroes" as if everyone in the known cosmos hasn't figured out they're hypocrites by now.

If we lived in a just world, it would be federal law that all the traveling that airline CEOs did for work or pleasure would have to be done via a basic economy seat in their own airline. International travel included.

On Instagram Zohran announces that a landlord who is illegally refusing to make needed repairs will be fined $1,000 per day until the work is done.

If your takeaway of literally any movie boils down to either "this movie didn't map cleanly onto my existing worldview" or "this movie didn't make a strong enough case for/against X, Y or Z" then it might be time for you to admit that movies may not be for you.

"I started 'One Battle After Another' but I turned it off after 20 minutes" that means I don't have to listen to your opinion about it, my Very Online Friend.

Sinners deserves Best Cinematographer simply for the fact that it's a modern movie where you can tell what's going on during all the night scenes

For the record, I do not think it was the ballet thing. I think it was how good Michael B. Jordan is first and foremost, and how much people love the movie, and a little bit that I think Chalamet began to wear on people a lil bit well before that happened.

Crypto was always a scam to enrich the wealthy and powerful at the expense of the credulous. I'm glad it's becoming increasingly mainstream to admit this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEXx...

If your worldview is based on resentment, then it's a bad worldview. Yes, I do mean yours.

This seems clear.

in case you've never seen it, this is Roger Ebert on The Mummy

My running theory is that Training Day and Breaking Bad take place in the same universe and that Tuco eventually got out of LA, moved to Albuquerque, changed his name, and started slinging meth. youtu.be/bXimq-xS144?...

Now more than ever I’m convinced losing Anthony Bourdain meant we lost probably the biggest person on tv who advocated for the wonders of meeting new people and calling anyone online who hated learning new cultures the children they were, ruthlessly to the camera.

The little kid across from me in the plane just threw up more than I thought was humanly possible how's your morning going?

What is the best Nirvana song and why is it "Heart-Shaped Box"?

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If I had a nickel for every time an airport has been bombed right before I was supposed to fly to it, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice, you know? All of which to say, this is one of my worst nightmares. www.cnn.com/2026/02/28/m...

I think about this Tony Benn speech much more than I used to