New dating strategy just dropped

Me: wow I am having a great day My tummy: I can fix that!

Oh they're full on looney tunes characters. He didn't just slip he did the full whoopsie daisy with the legs in the air

Doing shiko in the morning to let the evil spirits and downstairs neighbors know I mean business.

Totodile from Kalos be like:

Another birthday another year of leaving @lycoris.space to die.

BOXYBOY THINKING RABBIT 1990 TURBOGRAFX-16

“When I speak about making our city more affordable, my vision is not limited to the homes that we live in or the child care that we’re making universal — it’s also a vision where we make it possible for working people to afford lives of joy, of art, of rest, of expression.”

There is someone out there who has a jackal fursona solely because of this scene from The West Wing

Discord wants to know how you feel about AI. Go tell them: discord.sjc1.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...

Here is a video of a frozen creek that had begun to thaw, and the water was flowing beneath the thin ice on top. I took this because it was soothing and wonderfully bloopy and I wanted to listen to it for hours. You are all welcome to enjoy it, too. Let your brain settle here and rest for a moment.

had a sudden urge to make a comic based on one of my favorite text posts #SonaPartment

B U B Z I A @bubzia.bsky.social #AGDQ2026

hey ancient, unknowable ones IDK how to properly entreat you but uh I'm open to at the very least a pamphlet into how we can enter into contract with each other thanks love you bye!

Blindfolded @bubzia.bsky.social makes The Legend of Zelda Majora's Mask look absolutely effortless! #AGDQ2026

I sometimes miss Savage raiding (I stopped last tier) but then I am think about all the other projects I can work on with that time back. Learning Godot and making a game, learning Ableton and making music, getting better at pixel-style art... it's a tradeoff but I am happy with it.

Cinnamon Scrote Crunch

This morning, Ms. Rachel and I visited District 2 Pre-K Center, where we sang and read with the wonderful students and educators. We also discussed universal childcare - and how we're making it happen for NYC!

Achtung-tied. @theonion.com

It's a 1% encounter rate Dunsparce. How long could that take, 15 minutes? @_@

brooooOOooo.... #ffxiv #ff14

I'm playing on my capture card 3DS and wasn't card capturing. This is why the secrets of the Clow Cards will forever remain a mystery to me.

Hell yeah

For No Reason in Particular Here’s a Bunch of Games Where You Kill Nazis

Just got a full odds shiny Zubat in HGSS on my Professor Oak save while looking for Dunsparce after roughly 250 encounters!!

WE GOT A GAMES RADAR ARTICLE?????? www.gamesradar.com/games/simula...

Le Super-Tournoi de Jacinthe O is such a good bit, had me cracking up the entire time.

If you're saying "Fuck JK Rowling" and "stop keeping Harry Potter culturally relevant through fandom or funding" then you should drop FNAF too. Scott Cawthon is a Christian Conservative who uses his wealth to donate to republicans, including Trump and Mitch McConnell. www.axios.com/2021/06/15/f...

got a ribbon for playing picross, this is peak

Bluesky community! This is my official NYC mayor account. I’ll be posting updates on what’s happening at City Hall and how we’re delivering for New Yorkers. It’s great to be here.

ICE, get the fuck out of Minneapolis.

Based on my experiences Salesforce must employ people that are too smart to join the police but too dumb to do much anything else to be support reps for their products.

lol the GDQ crowd cheering for Rinko getting dunked in lava followed by chanting "LAVA" over and over again... so valid

WE WERE BILL-RN TO MAKE YURISTORY #AGDQ2026

"don't call ICE the gestapo" excuse me, i will double down & continue to call them the gestapo as we see more evidence of them being literal nazis

It's funny how Zohran's tactic appears to be showing up to things that are well-known problems and going "wait why haven't we fixed this yet"

Re: ANE promoting Starbucks in the con hotel during the strike: Keep in mind that there is a dunkin across the street 👍 Get the real boston bad coffee

Zohran just went out and fixed the Williamsburg Bridge bike entrance. Just did it. No faffing, no nonsense. Bam. Fixed.

laughing at this salesperson who had a meeting with me, exchanged several emails, and yet still decided my name was something else completely different (if my name is john, the name he thought I had was alejandro) and then tell me how to do my job when he realized he made a mistake.

Statement from the Prevent Cancer Foundation on funding research project using AI technology:

That’ll teach him.

The Freezepop song "Pop Music is Not a Crime" has one of my favorite lyrics in music: "If I wrote a song about more serious things Would you take me seriously?"

Mr Mamdani, tear down that wall street

Mom says it's MY turn with the heart of sabik.

A hacker known as Martha Root broke in and deleted three white supremacists websites at the end of a talk during the annual hacker conference Chaos Communication Congress in Germany.

Full respect to all other cultists who got driven into madness by the revelations of what is beyond the veil of mortal comprehension but I'm different, don't know what to tell you.

We were a-born to make history. #AGDQ2026