This is what being married to me is like

I hate that "warming" toilet paper

New Philosophy Tube just dropped on Nebula ⭐️ A complete history of conversion therapy from 1849-now, including an exposè of groups trying to keep it legal in Britain and enforce it on the NHS with the apparent blessing of Health Secretary Wes Streeting nebula.tv/videos/philo...

And of course it's good to see Labour condemn racist rhetoric. Very welcome. But it's important also to acknowledge the more subtle ways Labour's own rhetoric ("an island of strangers" where immigration has caused "incalculable damage") and policies aimed at legal migranta reinforces xenophobia.

It's true that what Reform are proposing is worse - far worse, in a genuinely scary way - than what Labour are proposing. That's important to acknowledge. It's also true that what Labour is proposing is drastically worse than the current system and will materially impact many people's lives.

i never bother following up with the haters when they say they have a song stuck in their head. every time they do they just whistle the riff to smoke in the water and if i tell them it's smoke in the water the haters just insist they know what smoke in the water sounds like and it's something else

“email will eradicate the scourge of junk mail forever unless some hyperintelligent supervillain figures out how to make money sending unsolicited emails for commercial purposes” yeah chief i’m gonna ask you to say that again, slower, while listening to yourself

“market pricing provably converges to represent total aggregate knowledge about the open question, unless major, connected market players are running a pump and dump, which they are, a hundred percent of the time” yikes fam

i'm norwegian. i live in norway. the use of "gay" as a casual insult used for anything and everything was so widespread back then that NORWEGIAN PEOPLE SPEAKING NORWEGIAN inserted the ENGLISH word "gay" into their sentences to describe things like a movie being kind of boring, or homework.

Personally I think linking your healthcare system to your unemployment/state financial support system in this way is absolutely fucked.

WNF, not a bug

Trans girls using all the compute

How Game of Thrones should have ended:

We got a dork-ass cyclops submitting bug reports now

Urist McStepdwarf,

Well yeah, of course not. You don't want them to know it's coming!

[0010788] Dwarves stucked in rock after unretirement

therapist said he sees warning signs, but who gives a fuck when i'm casting my lines 🎣

Wishing everyone who wants an ass like mine a very:

Is this bad

<the kind of stoned you can really only be in a hotel room> television commercials offer a look into a fantasy world that's devoid of advertising. I watched this prescription drug family attend a baseball game in a stadium where EVERYONE was wearing solid color shirts, no branding visible anywhere.

insane to read about clavicular and then look at him and like sure okay by sacrificing your life to utter zealous devotion to the hollow ideal you too could look like you were maybe on a poster at matalan

I resent the pivot to video so much. I do not want to become an "on air personality." I do not want to boil everything down into little pithy viral slogans. I don't want to worry about my f'ing hair. I hate it all. Hate it.

anyway if you ever tell yourself 'sure my company is kinda evil but if I didn't do it someone else would': i know an out of work software engineer and the only companies begging him to work for them are gambling companies and surveillance companies. if you don't do it actually maybe nobody would.

many of u expressing a high degree of confidence on the matter of sentience would be hard pressed to differentiate between a sufficiently complex markov chain and the driver of a toyota highlander. trvth nvke

Fossa/Binturong dudes.

on orbit too long? need astros but have too few LVs available? try launching 74 passenger space shuttle. you will certainly not regret launching 74 passenger space shuttle.

Had a really funny dream where all my friends were brave ambassadors for makeup companies and someone mentioned my lipstain so I had to be like "oh... Thanks. It's the some fucking lipstain by ***** in some kinda 'nude' but marginally more saturated. It's fine."

Cosmo for blue whales: "did you know that you consume over half a million calories with every lunge at a school of krill? Try really savoring them by eating them one by one."

This is the most incredible footage of blue whales I’ve ever seen

the rat pit fixed me

My coworker just suggested we "set a trap" for the guy who keeps stealing lunches from the break room fridge. Brother you are Tom and Jerry brained. We are going to HR.

stolen from maxsmin on tumblr

Actually I'm pretty into all the rich countries grandstanding at each other by incredibly grandiose provisions of healthcare

reposting this older one

Good evening fags

Good evening lesbians

just like, the worst nightmare that you can imagine

Oops. Turns out Persona, Discord’s age-verification service, was secretly screening selfies against government watchlists AND accessible by the feds. It's backed by Peter Thiel. “The state wants to see everything. The corporations want to see everything. And they've learned to work together.”

in many ways the tech trajectory of the last several years can best be described as 'the struggle to invent a computer that can click on an ad'

My definitely not autistic grandfather took the train to London this week to find out where the number 46 bus goes now because the route has changed since he was last on it and he wanted to see it with his own eyes, so he rode the whole route and went home