Thats…so little

ICYMI: Alex Jones popped like a balloon. Get the real story at www.theonion.info.

Haha I finished it! Late for pride month but enjoy anyways! Featuring @regaldrennen.bsky.social helping this derg with his pride colors

Kier starmer going through the list slamming very favourable to every flag

Relatedly I need to hang out casually with some friends but also they're edging me the whole time and then I can give them head to thank them for making sure I didn't cum -

(while being killed) stay alert everyone this is just a trial balloon for them killing someone more important

thinking about being 17 and faking needing to take a shit so I could just go to the bathroom and rub my swollen knees and cry a little on the toilet without it being a Big Deal

Being extremely horny on main is a safe and legal thrill

Someone should unlock me and let me desperately hump a pillow while they jerk off like a person

the boi™️ #vtm #vampirethemasquerade

A great newsletter which is about 35% hard nosed financial analysis and 65% primal scream

And even if we take this “correctly sexing people on sight“ seriously, which we should not, a 2-4% false positive rate over millions of people is a Huge number innit, we’re talking hundreds of thousands the EHRC head here is setting up to be judged trespassers for going to the “correct“ loo

Putting together the pieces of senior coworker who seems constantly busy producing shit that accomplishes unclear goals, can't stop lying about being an expert in everything, pisses off everyone around him, and using LLMs for everything and the core is a contempt for expertise itself

Wasn't enjoying the replies on this one so took it down Lol

Trans people, three years ago: “You should believe them when they tell you who they are.” Transphobes: “No, no, no. It’s just simply a bad choice of words on their part.”

Crazy how this is the one of the coldest summers of the rest of our lives

As someone who has been reluctantly dragged into calling themselves a non-binary transwoman [sic] I gotta say that no you don't gotta put up with "maybe in no perceptible way transitioning is the most radical thing of all" but also you don't gotta go full HSTS about it y'know

The fact that people are making jokes about this is sickening. It's not funny when someone dies or almost dies. McConnell has long-struggled with autoerotic asphyxiation and was found by the police with a belt around his neck and his erect penis in his hand. It's not a fucking joke.

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silly notes on how the were-piñata thing works

imagine doing something this cool just to fly a flag so sauceless

oh so when the president wants to do weird gay freudian stuff that's okay, but when i wanna do the same with random men...

hey is the word “eliminate” good when they’re talking about You. just wondering

Well, if there's a bloc of voters whose concerns about genocide aren't being addressed, then the politicians who want their vote are going to have to appeal to them to earn their vote. I'm confused thought your nation was a democracy? Don't you know how politics works?

#OtD 1 Jul 1919 prohibition of alcoholic drinks in the US was due to come into force. Workers in New York and New Jersey voted to strike if the law was enforced, wearing "No beer no work" pins. We've reproduced the graphics to help fund our work: shop.workingclasshistory.com/collections/...

That was one of my clearest takeaways from a class I took on Nazi hostility toward LGBTQ+ people. Their definitions of gender nonconformity were extremely broad. The ambiguity (and tensions) in their definitions created essentially infinite justifications for violence.

-in einem Premier Inn im Rheingebiet -gehe zum Frühstück -Ruhrei

Not a great economy alert! Wall Street Bets users think Palantir spiked today because The Onion story titled “Palantir Acquires Pentagon for $800 Billion” hit their front page. They’re guessing trading bots indexed the top post on the subreddit reddit not understanding source.

"well that was a wild night but gracious me I have a job interview soon and I don't have a towel to look more presentable!" THE EVER SOLICITOUS SIMON INDELICATE, WIGGLING TOWARDS ME BACKWARDS ON ALL FOURS:

You need to understand that genital inspections aren't going to look like a stern man standing there telling kids to drop their pants. They'll be more insidious about it. They'll make it seem "common sense." Make it more palatable to the parents of cis kids. Make it seem normal.

This isn't an exaggeration.

developing bewildering stereotypes from personal experience like 'stenographers are all genderqueer'

Did adorjan write this