It’s crazy that we invented the internet and then it completely tore us apart. Like imagine if we invented the mass produced assembly line automobile and then it caused 40,000 deaths per wait

"How would the punters get to them?" absolutely entering my political meme lexicon, thanks Ash

Local faggot so pent up it's like this close to just posting hole and its full address

Okay phew I've adjusted my settings now I shouldn't have any of my hot friends inadvertently reading me posting about how two or three of them could cooperate like wolves to stuff each of my holes and throw me around like a ragdoll and make me twitch in my cage

when trans people take HRT to feel normal: “look at these depraved sex freaks performing their sick fetish in public, we should bully them out of existence” when cis ppl take HRT so they can fuck real good:

Having my hole stuffed and stretched feels ten times better than literally anything I can do with my nub so why would i ever even want to be let out?

Overcome anhedonia by publicly posting about how desperately you want to cum

Found this hot rat grandad at a bar one night and kept inviting him over, says he studies “numjotsu” or sumtin’

Gross... Someone offered to fuck me with their tentacle toy but it had suckers all the way to the bottom like ??? No thank you I don't wanna fuck someone who doesn't know cephalopod anatomy 🙄

President airbud strikes again

Can the Manhattan Project avoid building the nuclear bomb?

It's normal to wake up half an hour before your alarm and spend the intervening time thanking all the people who get to decide when you're locked, right?

I'm in hell 🔱

Some day I need to write up something from the ABO verse I thought up in response to finding the standard ABO dynamics biologically implausible I had a story I was writing from the perspective of a bunch of queers, it was good

dragon: kobold, have you seen my phone  kobold: n-no  kobold tummy: RIING RIING  kobold: (presses pick up button through their tummy and puts their ear up to it) hello  dragon with a second phone: spit it up

Yeah that n That isn't supposed to be there

bruh

shaw..?

"These ears are HUGE! And we're only seeing the top layer, they go down for MILES! All sealed off years ago of course..."

One bridging wire missing

"Mit Karte, bitte."

Morgan McSweeney was absolutely right, there must be a popular front against the fascist hydra. the Labour Party is one of its heads

Yeah, I think that's lost on a LOT of people under the age of, like, 30-ish. Doc Brown's time machine was a DeLorean because DeLoreans were stupid garbage. It was a lemon he probably got for $500. Using it was just another thing made him look insane. 80s audiences would have understood that.

Bavarian venison got me acting unwise

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Gf came over and made us all a grand salami

Re-edited Re-uploaded

Every so often I encounter the "ossis enraptured by the abundance of bananas in west Germany" WHERE DID THOSE CHEAP BANANAS COME FROM HEY WHERE DID YOU GET BANANAS FROM MOTHERFUCKER

Me and the polycule

Sitting with your hand casually resting on your partner's cage should be a crime

No no I think we should hear them out. It should go lower

Back when I was young, the question was "will capitalism kill us through its relentless extraction of surplus value from nature-obliterating technology?" Turns out no, it's dumber than that, the capitalists actually want to build solar panels now but that's not ok because it's soy or something.

Brexit means Brexit

Life hack: if you wear jocks and make squeaky toy noises girls will try to put their hands in you

Lol good start now excommunicate the SSP again

Back when posting was good

“Well-meaning” people are using machine translation to write Wikipedia articles in languages that they don’t speak themselves, accelerating the degeneration in quality of the web corpus for several languages with relatively few native speakers. www.technologyreview.com/2025/09/25/1...

Trying to imagine a workplace lawsuit based on the idea that it's too much like a Montessori school: - my boss doesn't supervise me enough - my emotions are too respected - I shouldn't be expected to problem-solve or collaborate - need more formal reviews

*Talking to a Wired reporter who is writing down what I say* I am the proud owner of a Cybertruck, it has an AI in it that I talk to for therapy, I am now divorced and yes it's because of the truck

I once had a CK3 game where my only two sons were both so far up one another they wouldn't conceive with their assigned wives, so I had to fuck their wives for them. Then, they had the fucking nerve to be pissed off when they found out. I NEED AND HEIR AND YOU'RE SUPERGLUED TO ONE ANOTHER'S DICKS.

"If the only way into your fortress is a meat grinder of boulder traps, sawblades, and entrenched dwarven infantry, goblin besiegers have had no choice but to march headlong into red ruin. Once the siege update lands in a couple weeks, however, invading forces will be leveling the playing field."

repost if you FULLY SUPPORT cis women's right to trans-affirming surgeries to pass as trans women. they deserve care like the rest of us #CisRightsAreHumanRights

Remember, it's always correct to horny wind up people in chastity as much as possible

Pretty surprised to see a tax avoidance scheme being pitched in today's Financial Times: