Hey bsky! It’s been a little while since I plugged this, so you probably haven’t seen it. Not only are we making a romcom that is witty, fast-paced, queer and anti-billionaire, but you can read the first 10 pages at the link below! #WorstManOGN

The Monday Period: Pages 1-4 #garfield #imsorryjon

Get in the fucking shoe, Shinji

A friend wanted a favour so they started praising my Stamp collection. The thing is, philately will get you nowhere.

I said "what a buddy Batou is," fifteen minutes and one crude video edit later, the brainworms gave control back

EXT: Day. The grave of Noel Edmonds. A figure lies face down in the freshly dug soil, sobbing inconsolably. CAPTION: GREYFRIARS BLOBBY.

Hey @alan4l.bsky.social , Who are your favourite Clothesliners / Lariateers? Both the usual suspects and a couple who you think are underrated.

You may laugh, but the Macbeths are a much better role model for a marriage than Romeo and Juliet. They discuss their problems (killing the king of Scotland), share their hobbies (killing the king of Scotland), and resolve their conflicts (by killing the king of Scotland).

#WorstManOGN PREVIEW KLAXON! The lovely folks at Proud Geek have the first 10 pages of our book, the ones that made up the pitch. Hopefully it’ll sell you like it sold our publisher!

Okay, who are your favourite Clothesline/Lariat throwing wrestlers?

It’s Leslie Nielsen’s birthday & this is still the greatest gag in the history of comedy.

I have just realised that the last wrestling media/writing thing that I did was writing about the Undertaker. This cannot stand. I need to rectify this.

The covers for @aptshadow.bsky.social 's Tyrant Philosophers series are maybe the best in the business right now. Joe Wilson is incredible at having these detailed, eye catching and very distinctive designs that whet your appetite for what is inside.

Both bunnies and perpetrator were foiled.

When I was younger I dated a Matryoshka doll, but it didn’t work out. She was too full of herself

Amazing article, 2 thoughts 1) absolute cosmic horror fuel (as per Ethan’s note) 2) they gave it to mice. Did the mice see mouse-sized people or even tinier mice?

This is a lovely and quite beautiful story. I hope after I die, my bones get to go on further adventures too

Holy hell, what an obituary

Someone's just 1.27 centimetred my joke about cockneys and the metric system.

No Google AI overview, these are NOT the Florida Brothers that I was looking for!

MAGFest is for the sickos

BABYLON 5 rewatch project S1 E1 - The cgi has aged, some of the acting is noticeably ropey and the dialogue is a bit too blatant exposition. But its pretty bold to accurately describe how main characters will die 15 minutes into the 1st episode.

this is a good excuse to post my all time favorite Star Trek meme

On the stairs of Korakuen Hall. Shocked there’s not a fuckton of ads all around it.

This week's Oktobersketch vignette. All quiet on the front.

In todays tech fails, I set up my DVD player with a monitor only to realise that the monitor doesn't have speakers...

When parakeets cosplay

Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop

People signed with WWE to work for WWE, not AAA. The moment it became clear that they have effectively built a new glass ceiling for Mexican talent - and it's one that also involves working somewhere many of them were glad to see the back of - it was obvious it would ruffle some feathers, at best.

I've never seen a whole episode of The Office (either version), Curb Your Enthusiasm, Arrested Development, Seinfeld, The Walking Dead or Breaking Bad. I've never seen a Godfather movie either.

Six weeks ago, I picked up a year-old tawny owl with a broken leg off the main road near our home and dropped him off at our nearest vet. After a few days, I received one of the most bizarre phone calls I’ve ever had, asking “So when are you coming to pick up your owl?” 🧵

Did you hear about the darts fan who kept mucking up when baking? It was because everything had to be 180(C ).

@iversen83.bsky.social returns to discuss the 17th Discworld novel, Interesting Times. We talk about updating the Rincewind formula, how comedy ages, Mustrum Ridcully’s flexibility, Pratchett's middle class revolutionaries & Scottish footballers. 🟢bit.ly/4o2wHvf 📦 bit.ly/4pUa8uy 🍎bit.ly/4mEuogD

I wrote about the sensational GENERATION CRASH match from New Japan's Sep 13th Korakuen show and the frustrations of why the promotion can't stick to a presentation like that. www.pwtorch.com/site/2025/09... @pwtorch.bsky.social

Ken Campbell once used a medium to contact the ghost of Laurence Olivier. He asked the spirit who was the greatest actor in the world right now, and received the answer “Jackie Chan”. So Campbell rented as much Chan on VHS as possible and watched the lot. “And do you know, the man was RIGHT!”

The most accurate recreation of DS9 I've seen.

Spiderlight by @aptshadow.bsky.social was a great, entertaining read. It feels similar to Redemption's Blade in how it looks at the "default" fantasy settings & asks questions. This borders on satire at times, with heroes seeing their perception of reality shift in the presence of a man-spider.

Whenever it comes up in cultural conversation, I wonder, what would “curing” my autism look like to the people who demand it as an option? Would my being better with eye contact be worth losing so much of who I am?

The commodification of interest, the implicit notion that a failure or lack of desire to monetise one's hobbies renders them a worthless, frivelous waste of precious time. "Witness now the fossilization of a culture that has ceased to believe in anything beyond its own capacity to generate value."

I mean, is he wrong???

Once upon a movie corny, where some boys lust, mad and horny, Over many a buxom maiden they were forbid to try— While I watched it, nearly napping, suddenly there came a slapping, As of some one gently fapping, fapping into his mom’s pie. - American Poe

Life, the Universe, and some things.

There once was a man From Nantucket who couldn’t Recognise haiku

No new edition of No Scrubs this week as we're on a break between seasons, but while you wait for Season 2, you can catch up with Season 1 here 👇 open.spotify.com/show/7kfrYFM...

You should do this. Comparatively short, punchy and frequently hilarious episodes with the best intro tune in wrestling podcasting. These were day-of listens for me.

So I'm interested in watching/listening to The Phantom of the Opera for the first time. Is the 2004 movie the right choice, or are there better options out there?

In the dying days of old Twitter, I posted a thread trying to determine who the oldest wrestlers to ever compete were. Let's revisit that today. 🧵🤼‍♂️