Dogs can’t tell you when they have a headache.

Susan Sarandon and Will Ferrell?!? #coachella

“Hey man that’s great that you book a dance job what are you going to be doing?” “Oh you know..I’m poodle #2 for Sabrina carpenter at Coachella”

I love that this is a live techno performance with as many singers and instruments as they could make work. Not just Moby in a Dj booth.

These singers on with Moby are killing it. #coachella

Moby is not over Eminem’s insults. #coachella

Devo is not a young band. Their set has still been more energetic than any other set I’ve flipped through today.

@theverge.com please for the love on god, fix the search function on your website.

So many bots every time I look at Trending Topics.

If your company has a cookie pop with with hostile UI, I hope you get sued into oblivion, your mom disowns you, and you pee your pants on a very long train ride. Which is on and which is off?

I AM GOING TO BURN DOWN THE SHED UNLESS WE HAVE PIZZA ROLLS FOR DINNER TONIGHT [mom sighs, rolls her eyes, writes "pizza rolls" on the grocery list for next week] I HAVE DECIDED NOT TO BURN DOWN THE SHED

I put all the responses in a single playlist. Keep sending me your dad’s best jams. I present The Pop Charts: A Collaborative Playlist open.spotify.com/playlist/0nE...

Trump lost access to his social media. Lol

Jack Black: 🗣Jack Black is here. 🫱🏻🎙 Jack White: Jack White is here. Jack Black: So stick around, and we'll be white black. #SNL

This is Colby. He is movin, but more importantly, he is groovin. 13/10 (TT: ty2344583)

Yeah, it was me. You blocked me.

I love that ChatGPT is basically "Ask Jenny McCarthy a question"

For fucks sake. Either let corporations spy on you or a government that doesn’t have your best interests at heart. www.wired.com/story/using-...

Someone take me to see Meg Thee Stallion on Broadway please.

I asked the delivery driver, but she opted out.

Quick! I need help on a project! Name two songs your dad listens/listened to. #DadMusic #Music

It is now 35 degrees.

Beating the previous high of 91 degrees

It is 92 degrees in March, 36 degrees above average.

You can just call Donald Trump 🤣 www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...

I’m going to be honest with you. This weather is concerning.

Seeds are plant eggs.

Fetterman sucks. He needs to be recalled.

No need for a warrant either!

Just let Conan do an hour-long set and send the winners out in a press release.

I didn’t hate One Battle After Another but, I don’t get the hype.

Hamnet got robbed.

If not war, why Dept of War involved?

Trump said this week that Iran was 2 weeks away from having a nuclear bomb. This is what he said in July.

I love being randomly subscribed to Substack email lists for people I’ve never heard of. /s

Every damn day in vet med

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon (with apologies to @kcg.bsky.social)…

Whoever made this, it’s BRILLIANT. Trump’s “Board of Peace.”

He's a monster assembling his own axis of evil who want to kill babies in their quest for wars of real estate. He needs to be impeached the second you can do it.

Me, except I want them to run for office.

Donald Trump is a dipshit.

Fuck. Netflix buying WB was bad enough, but I don’t want the Ellisons to control that much entertainment.

My favorite Apple product may genuinely be the Apple TV Remote.

Imagine being one of Dave Thomas’ other 4 children.

@cranz.bsky.social not me sneakily checking your LinkedIn so I can find out where to read more hot takes on Ayaneo, Plex Servers, and what’s going on with E Ink.

Real bummer to find out there are no aliens. We know they don’t exist because Trump would have already used it to distract from the Epstein files.