easily one of the top tweets period

Are the Kansas City Chiefs moving from Missouri to Kansas to make Trump seem less stupid?

Happy 5th birthday to my best friend! I’m currently working with my laptop on the couch and he’s asleep with his head in my lap. I’m so lucky to have this sweet goofy boy on my life. I love him so much. PS You still sleep like a weirdo.

Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be

Andrew Tate and Jake Paul lost in the same week. The world is healing. 🌎

Every time someone wants me to watch a show or movie and I tell them it’s on my list. The list is very long. trakt.tv/users/w3dd1e...

If Themyscira was a real place, I would move there immediately.

Mitt Romney is in the New York Times saying we should tax the rich.

What is the point of having a sprawling national security state if they can’t find out who did a mass shooting in broad daylight five days ago?

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TikTok CEO’s memo tells employees it will be sold in January

Flute Man was ready.

Just give me the Flute Man. I’m waiting.

Is The Game Awards really an award show or just several hours worth of commercials?

Harrison Butker - perhaps going far right was a bad idea 🤔

Pull over and watch clips of Tim Curry in Command and Conquer right now. www.youtube.com/results?sear...

@davidpierce.xyz Realized this while getting caught up on the pod On 11/7 at 20m mark, you were talking about AI companies wanting to make money with deals. It’s The MoviePass Model.They make no money off their product & run at a huge losses.They wanna make it up with deals for a piece of profits

The year is 2027. Netflix/Warner Bros streaming now costs $85/month. Paramount/SkyDance is $75/month. AppleTV/NBC is $80/month. Disney/Hulu is $80/month. FOR THR BASIC LEVEL WITH ADS.

@reckless.bsky.social I’m getting caught up on the pod. I know this is old, but I wanted to share. BF’s house was badly wired. Most were on the one circuit. I rewired it and separated the bedrooms to their own circuit. After, when I tripped a GFCI outlet in the living room, Bedroom stopped working.

It’s fun to think about the surgeon who will botch your surgery 20 years from now and what he’s doing at this moment. He just ran all his homework through ChatGPT. He just read that article about vaccines and autism at the CDC website. He just watched an Instagram video about the moon landing hoax.

Hello KC friends! An out of town friend has two tickets to see The Beth’s at The Truman tonight but he’s had trouble driving at night and with the rain, he doesn’t want to take the risk. Lemme know if you want to go. His night blindness is your gain!

BAT!

Other women have this nagging voice in their head telling them to get bangs. I have a voice telling me to shave my head. We are not the same. Maybe it’s a redhead thing.

The shutdown is not about the ACA. Republicans won’t negotiate bc the longer it’s shutdown, the longer the Epstein Files stay private. Prove me wrong. I’ll wait.

JUST IN: Mamdani, a democratic socialist and state assemblymember, will make history as the first Muslim and South Asian person — as well as the youngest in over a century — to serve as New York City mayor.

Amazon’s Ring camera brand already gives your info to police and uses AI to track across its network. Stop using this shit. www.yahoo.com/news/article...

Men aren’t men anymore.

Donald Trump literally posted a video of himself shitting on America, but Republicans say protestors hate America. Any politicians standing by him at this point should be on trial for treason.

Gotta block ‘em all.

the president is now on the bluesky app are you a bad enough dude to block the president?

A bunch of propaganda trash. Blocked immediately. apnews.com/article/trum...

The Santos commutation is a prelude to a Ghislaine Maxwell pardon. Mark my words.

The year is 2065. “Gather round, kids. Let me tell you about the Furry Riots of 2025.”

Just gonna leave this here for no reason generalstrikeus.com

I am having the best week of my life.

You know how I know there is no god? We live in a dystopian nightmare and don’t even get cool tech or space ships.

Much of the Steele dossier hasn’t been disproved to date, but rather has gained greater credence based on Trump’s turbulent presidency. 🙃 thehill.com/opinion/nati...