RFK sounds like Katherine Hepburn on a bumpy road

gen z finna string me up for this

Still the best she's ever looked

This is all Vampire Weekend’s fault

From a story ab one of Meta’s AI chatbots setting up a meeting with a cognitively impaired elderly man.… guidelines for “romantic roleplay” with kids. Don’t let your kids talk to these things unsupervised — depraved engagement games. Character.ai is also embroiled in a suicide lawsuit.

Ultimately, this is what I think is funny.

"I don't know anyone who is getting covid anymore."

Yall even know how hard it is to be a bottom with IBS ????

Do you like summer or do you have fond memories of not being in school??

two reich's don't make a wrong

I'll be darned but nothing feels good anymore

It's fun that Paul Newman was in a movie called Hud and also Hudsucker Proxy

Thinking about this yet again: www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bfy...

I'll be brave, I'll say it, MORE LIKE BARTON STINK!!!

I'll be damned if I don't miss New Zealand with all my heart

It’s crazy how Christians were right about Harry Potter being evil just not in the right way

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Do you have what it takes to 🔥POWER UP JACOB?🔥 🎮minigames.dropout.tv/game/power-...

I wish all my comedian friends in ed fringe a great run and I’m so annoyed to not be there

krispy kreme near neutral zone

who takes that long to eat one hot dog

Tonight!!! 7PM EST / 4PM PST Episode 2 of AMY'S DEAD-END DREAMHOUSE "Ugly Panic" goes live on @nebula.tv!!! In this episode, Amy realizes the quickest way to make her life considerably better is to become "hot." She did her own research, you can't argue with science.

Years ago when I was performing at the Improv in Hollywood, one of the audience members called 911 to report that the crowd was unresponsive.

We made a kids show for adults... Join Amy and her apartment full of appliances as they encounter adult problems, from job hunting, to impossible beauty standards. Watch the first episode on YouTube NOW

Loves

My biggest piece of advice for young artists is this: the sooner you make peace with the fact you’re not going to get to fuck everyone you want to the easier your life will be

Thinking about this again

Parasocial, perverted...perfect #GameChanger

New shirt

goofy in the hotel hyuck chair

50 Shades Of Gru

‪LIFE HACK: enjoy suffering ‬

Not me crying at the first chapter of Dave Barry’s memoir ???

I wish my tombstone to read: they died as they lived, not wanting to die

I just wanna smoke cigarettes and watch looney tunes

Encyclopedia Brown’s given name was LEROY BROWN. As a child, he solved crimes, but I guess saw too much, and so would grow up to become the baddest man in the whole damn town.

Mikey and Little Nicky

What’s going on with my "tops" and, in some cases, "bottoms?”

Hello my baby Hello my honey Hello my “boys” and In some cases “Gals”

Honestly it’s good to know that when a guy who spent decades hanging out with a famous pedophile and is accused of being a pedophile himself spends years hyping up the existence of pedophile files and doesn’t release them, people will only elect him president twice before they get suspicious.

I’ll be brave, I’ll say it, fuck I miss smoking

My new #standupcomedy special is out on YouTube! It's about my experience living with #BipolarDisorder. I'm incredibly grateful for it to be out on the internet after touring it around for so long! Watch: youtu.be/8vF5cXpxHCI?...

Okay I’m back what did I miss

It's crazy how eating, sleeping enough, and a cup of coffee will cure my mental illness

Ten years sober this weekend Incredibly grateful