One year ago.

here's today's post: "memo for doughy pantload Couchfuck McGee: fuck off, Nixon did actual crimes" — get out of here with your gaslighting, bro. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

What a conundrum...

Q: Why did you give a plea deal to a child sex predator? Do you have anything to say about that? Paxton: (No response.) Q: Should he be registered as a sex offender in Texas? Paxton: (No response.) Q: What do you have to say to the victim of Adam Hoffman? Paxton: (No response.)

Donald Trump sent the National Guard to the Reflecting Pool but not to the Capitol on J6. Because Donald Trump cares more about protecting his vandalism lies than protecting America.

Unreal. beyond parody.

Can't figure out a basic ribbon clasp on the Medal of Honor so he just tied a knot in the back. This is the guy in charge, half sleep! But hey, at least the medal was facing forward. Probably.

Trumpworld Quietly Shivs JD Vance as Damning Leaks Discredit Iran Deal As fresh leaks make Trump’s ceasefire with Iran look even worse, a writer who closely tracks MAGA’s madness explains how JD Vance is being set up to absorb the fallout.

Inflation up as the mad king has cage fights on the White House lawn while helicopters are shot down and gas prices surge. No notes.

Less than 1 day apart

The grand jury transcripts that led to the Broadview Six indictment (and eventually our charges being dropped) are finally public. Bon appetit.

The party of hypocrisy. 👇

There is no word in the English language to adequately describe the anger and frustration and disbelief that Americans are feeling….

Yikes — Gov @mikiesherrill.bsky.social community noted for lying about who knocked over the barricades (spoiler: it was the police)

Ossoff: He’s trying to put his face on the money. He's building a monument to himself . But see, Atlanta, he's doing these things now because no one will honor him when he’s gone… because he's a failed president and a national disgrace.

Ossoff: He settled the suit with himself to create a $1.8 billion slush fund so he can cut checks to cronies and Jan 6th foot soldiers. The same men who sacked the Capitol. Donald Trump's brown shirts . He pardoned them, and now he wants you to pay them.

BREAKING: Fired AG Reveals Trump Coverup of His Potential Criminal Involvement with Former Bestie/Child Sex Trafficker Jeffrey Epstein Was Handled By...Trump's Personal Criminal Defense Lawyer Holy shit. And I say that as a former criminal defense lawyer.

“So you’re not here for my political bullshit, you’re here for the music. Do you fucking understand our fucking lyrics?” Imagine being MAGA and going to a Circle Jerks show and not understanding what Keith Morris songs are about —since Reagan.

The White House is unrecognizable. It has been stripped of its dignity and transformed into a lawless wasteland, a shameful, bottom-feeding chapter that stains our national history.

Talarico: I’m an eighth-generation Texan. I’ve been eating barbecue since before Ken Paxton’s first indictment. And if all they have on me is lying about me being a vegan, I feel pretty good about our chances this November.

This is Ken Paxton's mugshot. He was indicted on 3 felony counts for investment fraud. He was reported to the FBI by his own staff for bribery. He was impeached by his own party for corruption. Now he’s the Republican nominee for US Senate in Texas. Together we will stop him.

This is not complex logic. - Graham: the Epstein files would destroy Trump. - The Epstein files document a web of criminal enterprises. - Republicans who want justice for Epstein survivors and accountability of perpetrators are “traitors to Trump”. - Trump is up to his eyeballs in Epstein crimes.

Quite a headline about Trump's endorsed candidate in red Arizona congressional district: "Women say Mark Lamb used threats to suppress sexting, nude pics."

here's today's post: "the January 6 rioters are about to get millions, and We the People can go fuck ourselves" — why do we even have laws, if some shithead gets to ignore them? thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

Not enough news coverage of how the insurrectionist reparations fund is a clear violation of the 14th Amendment. We need to enforce the Constitution in its original meaning and plain text. You can't imagine away parts of the Constitution just because it is politically inconvenient.

America’s political system: Chuck promises that he’s working on a plan for a trip to Disney but “something always comes up” and we need to patiently wait until next year. Trump says there’s no money to send your family to Disney but takes his family, all his friends, and corporate donors every week.

BURGUM: When the sun goes down, solar produces zero electricity HUFFMAN: I want to enter into the record this amazing new technology that apparently the secretary is unaware of -- it's a battery

here's today's post: "Preznit Fuckwit just admitted that he doesn’t give a shit about your financial situation" — and he verbally abused another woman reporter. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

Trump: "We have a man who is doing a great job. I knew it! Because he kept me out of jail for years. Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche. He kept me out of jail."

Marco Rubio: Operation Epic Fury is over. Our preference is to return to the pre-war status for the Strait of Hormuz. 🇺🇸US Senator: But the SOH was already open before the war? So what was the point of whole war? You have created a Global Crisis OUT OF NOTHING” #cdnpoli

holy shit learn how to be journalists again, i beg you

Why the hell do airlines even bother with letting people select seats when they inevitably change the assignment two hours before he flight anyway?

“Eight, sir; seven, sir; Six, sir; five, sir; Four, sir; Three, sir; Two, sir; one! Eighty-six! Forty-seven! Tenser, said the Tensor. Tenser, said the Tensor. Tension, apprehension, And dissension have begun.” ― Apologies to Alfred Bester

The video version of this is behind a paywall BUT the transcript is free for anyone to read. I went through the version that aired on CBS and the full 40 minutes that was included online and show exactly what was cut and what wasn’t. open.substack.com/pub/decoding...

📌Barack Obama was targeted 11 times in assassination attempts during this two terms. I bet you don't remember any of them because they were handled through proper channels, professionally, and he isn't a whiny bitch.

Trump is about to hit REM on camera during an Oval Office event. It's just incredible.

In Trump DHS, you can apparently hop from "FEMA Policy Analyst, Region 2" directly to Deputy Assistant Secretary in charge of counterterrorism. www.thedailybeast.com/top-donald-t...

Looks about right.

Let's all use this occasion to take a look at the many ways Tennessee Republicans have shown how much they value and respect the Traditional Nuclear Family™

NEW: Much of MAGA is now convinced that the Trump assassination attempt in Butler, PA was staged www.wired.com/story/maga-i...

here's today's post: "Elderly Golfer has a chat with the raccoons that live in his head, and other tales of dumbfuckery" — the stupid is off the charts. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

Oh he said it...there's video. Kennedy's controversial views on Black children and family separation | Minnesota Spokesman-Recorder share.google/IGGXbpFQpmfg...

JD Vance is what would happen if Dunning and Kruger had a baby, and then dropped it on its head. and yet, he has the utter gall to tell THE POPE to shut his mouth about theology. I mock the shit out of all of this in today's post. thank you for your attention. link is here: bit.ly/4dPzNAO

Texas' only licensed Hindi, Punjabi, and Urdu legal interpreter is now languishing in a Raymondville detention center. She’s lived in America for 35 years: www.texasobserver.org/immigration-...

a granny forced to work a crappy job to pay for medical bills visited Donny yesterday, and everyone missed the bigger picture: NO ONE SHOULD BE BANKRUPTED BY MEDICAL DEBT, but Donny won't do shit to fix the problem. thank you for your attention to my angry post about it. link is here: bit.ly/4cqR1SE