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Imagine your job being spending the day sweating in camouflage, ruining lives, scaring children, and demolishing families, surrounded by people telling you to get the fuck out of their community because you're causing more problems than you're solving.

What we watched on joshi night 1.

i made a helpful reference

Rest In Power ✊🏼

Some transgender people see only darkness in front and behind them. The current climate is especially accelerating this. Transgender people just want to love the people they love and live their lives as themselves. Let's all join hands and change the world🫶🌏🫶

Chicago area: if you believe you may recognize this federal agent who choked a protester last week, please text us 📱

In 2022, Live Nation paid ceo Michael Rapino $139 million for the year

popping back in from mat leave to say i profiled @katmabu.bsky.social for @wired.com and you should read it! she's running a fascinating campaign: www.wired.com/story/kat-ab...

as far as autism is concerned, well, the people who want to eradicate it are a bunch of raw milk chugging dipshits who want to bring back polio. why would you listen to them about how it's worth reviving measles just to get rid of people like me? why would you listen to them about anything?

think about what we could do with the money spent on REPEAT OFFENDERS alone

America lacks culture.

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

you know what doesn't happen in other countries?

Looking forward to Wednesday.

RIP to a champion of women's rights 😇

Seems weird that the company that produced Andor apparently didn’t pay any attention to the script.

Luckily, Sinclair has a helpful database of all their stations, so you can see if they're operating in your area and respond accordingly. sbgi.net/tv-stations/

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AWKWARD.

📞 call your alderperson, ask them to support Ald. Lawson's ADU plan [many alders consider calls more highly than emails] look up their number here: chicago.councilmatic.org/council-memb...

Here’s what to do first… Stop interrupting women.

American Academy of Pediatrics vaccine schedule for newborns - 18 yrs is the one to use. Just published August 19, 2025 ❤️ downloads.aap.org/AAP/PDF/AAP-...

Turns out when you capitulate you still lose your job. That should be a lesson to everyone

We really are gonna have to do that general strike soon.

There’s a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for people to build on the rubble of what’s being destroyed before our eyes. Private corporations bending over to forcefeed everyone government-approved speech is evil and amoral, but more than anything this creates boring, inauthentic, unwatchable shit.

I’m having trouble understanding why.

Did you even know that there are pontoons that go 100 miles an hour? No? Me neither.

Three guesses who this is.

Me in my echo chamber.

South Korea has all the power to retaliate. They have BTS.

the shooter was just a cis dude but even if he was the most trans person to ever trans it wouldnt justify rounding up all the trans people for crimes they didnt commit, really wish people in positions of power would be saying this

guys...

Wrong question. The law’s letting Trump do whatever tf he wants to. The question is what your heart says, and if your heart approves of these outrages you’re fucked up.

Can today please be the last day I see that little shit’s name on my timeline? This is way too much coverage.

TOMORROW! JOIN US for the 54th Annual Mexican Independence Day Parade! We need every Chicagoan there in support of our neighbors in need! SUNDAY 12pm-3pm, it starts at 26th and Albany!

If you’re one of the sickos that still has a cable plan, it’s time to call and quit it. You are paying for Fox News because there are aren’t plans that don’t include it. Call and tell them you are quitting your cable plan because you’re not paying one more dime for this Nazi shit on Fox News.

💚🤍❤️ Tomorrow - Sunday - show up in Little Village, show your support!

Mug Check.

"Healthy debate" = when I criticize you "Cancel culture" = when you criticize me

Oh hey, good morning chicago.

@espiers.bsky.social cooked.

cheering and celebrating after assassinations is by no means new. what has changed is that social media gives us greater access to a greater number of people a few accounts from immediately after the kennedy assassination

THIS THIS THIS. 1000 TIMES THIS.

Being so serious, why the fuck are our tax dollars paying for a cop podcast

Someone just suggested that House Dems put together the Charlie Kirk Gun Safety Act and make the GOP vote against it. That would be *chef’s kiss*

David Byrne...bless you. www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVQd...