I read this to my husband and he had to remind me that a few years ago he said this exact phrase to me and I short circuited. A slice?! It’s not pizza!!

Getting back into sewing today with reattaching a button on these shorts.

Everyday I get closer and closer to starting a JFF…

I feel like we all just picked Bluesky and didn’t even give MILF Messenger a chance

Eve:

Visiting my in-laws requires posing next to scenes that trigger my husbands childhood trauma.

Coming back here more regularly so here’s me buying two cherry trees and Ziggy from last week.

I hate that “going the way of the dodo” means going extinct… it should mean being kind and cute and interesting… as dodos doubtlessly were…

It is the first week of October and I feel my powers rising.

my body is not a temple it’s one of those penguin trash cans that says “use me”

fire pit was a hit yet again!

☺️☺️☺️☺️

come thru queen

🍕

Had an itch to play SimCity 2013 and of course it crashes as I’m about to save and call it a night. This game will always be a half baked mess. 😑

I am so done with this job. I cannot wait for my last day on Friday. 😤

What's your sign?

We used to be a proper country.

so tomorrow is Monday huh

Found my 3DS packing and started playing it again. I loved that handheld. 💜

Moving to the impact play state 😳

To everyone that observes FCF:

gym time 🏋️

Setting up our NC electricity account and my god we are spoiled in Washington with public utilities.

Tired: using Sniffies to find sex partners Wired: using Sniffies to find public restrooms

She was not happy I needed to put the dirty laundry she was lounging on in the washer….

My very limited experience outside the west coast haha. I’d never been to the east coast until 2022.

me listening to the new kylie minogue song

Concept: Multipack Bondage. What you will need: 4-6 gimps.

Woke up late today with the worst hair and then got stuck in awful traffic. 30 minutes late to first day with new manager. What’re you gonna do, fire me?! (I already put in my notice)

It’s testes Tuesday show off those big ol balls!!!

The dream 🤤

good morning nancy nation

Ziggy and I palling around this evening.

The beverage drawer over chilled so now my Miller high life is a slushie…

Hobbies include sleeping, resting, lying down, relaxing and napping

So my new butt toys arrived today… and one of them is MUCH thicker than it looked online. 😳