Max
@herrmaxx.bsky.social
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He/him, 30, Western North Carolina
I read this to my husband and he had to remind me that a few years ago he said this exact phrase to me and I short circuited. A slice?! It’s not pizza!!
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11 months ago
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Getting back into sewing today with reattaching a button on these shorts.
11 months ago
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Everyday I get closer and closer to starting a JFF…
11 months ago
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Taylor Lorenz
about 1 year ago
I feel like we all just picked Bluesky and didn’t even give MILF Messenger a chance
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Jensen from Dodge City
about 1 year ago
Eve:
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about 1 year ago
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Visiting my in-laws requires posing next to scenes that trigger my husbands childhood trauma.
about 1 year ago
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Coming back here more regularly so here’s me buying two cherry trees and Ziggy from last week.
about 1 year ago
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JP
about 1 year ago
I hate that “going the way of the dodo” means going extinct… it should mean being kind and cute and interesting… as dodos doubtlessly were…
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Mac Valentine
about 1 year ago
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Danny
about 2 years ago
It is the first week of October and I feel my powers rising.
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pussyfullawasps 🗡️
about 2 years ago
my body is not a temple it’s one of those penguin trash cans that says “use me”
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Tyler on Film 🎞️
about 2 years ago
fire pit was a hit yet again!
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Crash Bandicooch: The WAP of Cumsex
about 2 years ago
☺️☺️☺️☺️
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Tyler on Film 🎞️
about 2 years ago
come thru queen
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D.D. [ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ]
about 2 years ago
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Tyler on Film 🎞️
about 2 years ago
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Had an itch to play SimCity 2013 and of course it crashes as I’m about to save and call it a night. This game will always be a half baked mess. 😑
about 2 years ago
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I am so done with this job. I cannot wait for my last day on Friday. 😤
about 2 years ago
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JJ 🏳️🌈
about 2 years ago
What's your sign?
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Nancy Reagan's Throat Double
over 2 years ago
We used to be a proper country.
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joey on the world wide web
over 2 years ago
so tomorrow is Monday huh
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over 2 years ago
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Found my 3DS packing and started playing it again. I loved that handheld. 💜
over 2 years ago
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over 2 years ago
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Moving to the impact play state 😳
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over 2 years ago
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Merry Shrimpmas 🦐
over 2 years ago
To everyone that observes FCF:
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Tyler on Film 🎞️
over 2 years ago
gym time 🏋️
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Setting up our NC electricity account and my god we are spoiled in Washington with public utilities.
over 2 years ago
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Bridget Epitropakis
over 2 years ago
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over 2 years ago
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Paddy
over 2 years ago
Tired: using Sniffies to find sex partners Wired: using Sniffies to find public restrooms
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She was not happy I needed to put the dirty laundry she was lounging on in the washer….
over 2 years ago
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My very limited experience outside the west coast haha. I’d never been to the east coast until 2022.
over 2 years ago
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Bruno
over 2 years ago
me listening to the new kylie minogue song
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Silver 😵💫🐶🧠✨
over 2 years ago
Concept: Multipack Bondage. What you will need: 4-6 gimps.
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Woke up late today with the worst hair and then got stuck in awful traffic. 30 minutes late to first day with new manager. What’re you gonna do, fire me?! (I already put in my notice)
over 2 years ago
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Stella ⭐️
over 2 years ago
It’s testes Tuesday show off those big ol balls!!!
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The dream 🤤
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over 2 years ago
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nancy
over 2 years ago
good morning nancy nation
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Ziggy and I palling around this evening.
over 2 years ago
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The beverage drawer over chilled so now my Miller high life is a slushie…
over 2 years ago
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Benjamin Bedbreaker
over 2 years ago
Hobbies include sleeping, resting, lying down, relaxing and napping
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So my new butt toys arrived today… and one of them is MUCH thicker than it looked online. 😳
over 2 years ago
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